Favorite coffee

“...like my women: strong, hot and in a big cup.”

“I got the holy grail of coffees in the mail today. Jamaican Blue Mountain! It’s not as dark roasted as I like but it is so smooth you can make it as strong as you want and it never gets bitter or over baring. At $50 a pound though ya can’t go too heavy on it.”

“dang nigal, just when i was thinkin you was cool, you turn into a coffee snob. my wife drinks that crap...she even got her own half-size drip machine cuz i won't drink it. always tastes bitter...er somethin...

gimme folgers anyday...mountain grown...juan valdez....good to the last drop.....lolz.

btw, i love the newish plastic cans with a handle molded into it that it comes in now.”

“It’s a treat for myself. Making that coffee is almost like a religious ritual. I have to clean the pot (blasphemy!) and use only bottled water. LOL! I drink the regular off the shelf shlt for every day. It has to be at least Surrender Monkey Roast though. Everything else is just brown water. I’ll get the Starbucks espresso beans from time to time. Now that’s so laxative coffee there!

Yes, the new coffee tubs are the best thing sense three way light bulbs. They say they tend to taste like the plastic after a while though but I drink so much coffee that it doesn’t sit there long enough.”

“Nigal,

I used to get Jamaican Blue Mountain thru Gevalia a couple of years ago. It was considerably less than $50/lb. It could be higher now, but you might want to check it out. They give "free" stuff too.”

“So, when did you say I can come over for coffee??”

“The only thread where Matt allows coffee to be served is "gettup."”

“Fair Trade's Love Buzz.”

“Actuall, that might be an Equal Exchange brand.”

“Peet's
Major Dickison's or Holiday Blend”

“Hey, Nigal, what brand do you get? I prefer light roast to anything else.”

“Unblended Kona.... kinda steep, tho'.”

“"I used to get Jamaican Blue Mountain thru Gevalia a couple of years ago. It was considerably less than $50/lb. It could be higher now, but you might want to check it out. They give "free" stuff too."

This is where I got it from. It was $24.99 for 8oz. They also have a Surrender Monkey Roast now that I want to try.”

“I always liker diner coffee, you pay for on cup and they keep on filling it up.”

“I belong to the Gevalia club, and i get to try all kinds of coffee.

drinking now..

mocha cafe
&
costa rica cafe.

yummy.



FYI
STARBUCKS COFFEE SUCKS TURTLE BUTTS!”

“WTF? I just drink truck stop coffee.”

“but doesn't it ruin your whole proportion thing when they keep filling your cup up when it isn't empty? i always figured that if i drank coffee, i would get my milk and sugar just perfect, and then they would ruin it with more coffee. i don't know why i even think about that, since i never order coffee, LOL!”

“It doesn't bother me, but then again I don't put sugar in my coffee and I do like to drink it black from time to time.”

“I like vending machine coffee with lots of sugar, either that or something from the 7-11 thats been brewed for a couple of hours.”

“ewwww no vending coffee, ask them when was the last time the filter was changed?

i have been at this job for 4 years and never seen anyone changing anything in the vending machine.”

“Where do you think the flavor comes from ML?”

“Eight O'Clock Colombian.

And although it is hideously expensive, Starbucks does make a decent cup of coffee.”

“That's what give the vending machine coffee "character"”

“eeewwwWWWwWw”

“Starbucks does have decent coffee. I just can't stand the atmosphere.”

“Fear of yuppies? Afraid a friend might see ya in there? LOL!

I have always drank my coffee black and strong but the water at work that comes from the tap is so chlorinated it tastes like bleach. I have to use cream and sugar or it’s undrinkable. And if ya think the water smells bad ya smell my piss. No seriously…come here Maple…”

“I don't like the looks I get if I order a regular coffee. It's like I'm speaking a foreign language.”

“grody to the max, Nigal!

yeah, the few occasions when i order a mocha latte w/soymilk from Starbucks, i take great pleasure in saying "SMALL" instead of whatever stupid Italian word they want me to use. Starbucks ain't Italian!”

“Oh, LZ, I know what you mean. Like it's a personal affront if you don't order a half-caf-espresso-cappucino-latte-with-a-twist.

I just smile back and drink my black coffee, and only pay $2 for a cup of coffee instead of $5.”

“did you just invite me to come smell your ummmmmm coffee?”

“ohh, you mean just coffee. i thought you meant "regular" as in a size!”

“Maybe Nigal will pee in your garden and take care of your squirrel problem Maple.”

“Jeez! It's not like I asked if I could pee on her or something...there have been times though. LOL!”

“there have been times what?


that you have had the urge to pee on me?


ok thats it, you freak, put up your ducks!!!”

“I'll get you my pretty...and your little hamster too!”

“When the coffee boom his it seems that in order to make more money the Jamaican government expanded what was once considered the "Blue Mountain" regeon in order to make a buck and in turn hurt that quality of their coffees. Unless you know the particular estate the coffee came from you might not be getting true JBM, and is the reason you can find some cheap JBM on the market now-adays. Usually JBM is best at a lighter city roast, roasting much beyond the second crack will usually kill degrade the flavor profile of this delicate bean. I'm not a big fan of it myself, but I do on occasion buy and roast a lb for a change of pace. If you love JBM do yourself a favor and buy:

Mavis Bank Estate Jamaican Blue Mountain Green @ $19/lb

Get yourself a hot air popcorn popper and roast it yourself. I still do a majority of my roasting in my original West Bend Poppery II, it's the method I learned on and feel more comfortable with it then using my Rosto. $2-3 at your local goodwill will get you a nice popcorn popper.”

“nig, you stay away from my hamster you freak of nature!”

“The only thing better than posting about coffee while drinking a fresh brewed up is talking dirty while getting laid. I think that about covers all the posts as well.”

“what if you spill the hot coffee on her, kinda ruins the mood?”

“...unless she's into that...”

“Bit, this is nigal
nigal this is bit.



two peas in a freaky pod!”

“"a freaky pod," LMAO!!”

“Lyra - I'd thought you'd have gone for the stuff the indonesian monkeys poo out :o)”

“Hey, I didn't say I was into that.

But there are women who are into that kinda thing (you know who you are).”

“but blue mountain all the way for me”

“http://www.ravensbrew.com/NewFiles/kopiluwak.html" TARGET="_blank">so it’s more like a cat”

“hey, i can get pure monkey poop at home for free, why screw it up with coffee?”

“he eats the beans then throws them up and the locals grind them up for coffee?”

“lol, no, "graciously deposits" means he craps them out his arse.”

“I rarely drink coffee. My partner & I usually drink tea. He likes herbal & I like reg tea. We will both drink coffee if we have to work mega hours, which seems to be often.”