Why do you guys have to be so...

“Funny!


No, cut it out, I'm serious! In the morning I've got orange juice or coffee coming out of my nose, in the evening it's beer. It's not comfortable and it's going to ruin my keyboard!”

“Sorry, We'll be boring from now on.”

“I know you are but what I am I??

I'm rubber you're glue..

MoooooHahahahahahaha...”

“Tex is a condom????”

“Short for latex.

(Don't anybody say "lay TX" that's a little too crude. I'd never write a joke like that.)”

“Sorry baby, but I have a lay TX allergy! LMAO!”

“Quit goofing around you guys, this is a serious thread!”

“Maybe it is your drinking problem and not us. Try swallowing before laughing.”

“bacpac is asking you to swallow!”

“Now that's talent!”

“Don't ya hate having to ask?”

“Hey ya?ll! I just saw on the news they caught Ben Lauden! I guess they flew over the mountains and sprinkled Viagra all over and that little prick popped right up!”

“Bin Laden has a hardon for the USA.

Time for a litte salt peter.”