The Spock is Tarpy Conspiracy Theory

“It could be true. Spock arrived right around the time tarpy left. This could be the ultimate troll conspiracy!”

“Once again,

Spock doesn't like guns has talked with disdain about drugs.

Tarpy has a gun, likes drugs, and hate communists.

Spock has some familiarity with areas of the PNW. Tarpy is from Maryland and didn't sound like he's been west of the Mississippi.”

“schizophrenia perhaps???”

“What about the grassy knoll, huh Gear Slut! I saw tarpy in the grassy knoll dammit!”

“I don't know why but that sounds believable!”

“Spock isn't half as sharp as tarp.”

“We'll know it's him if he starts a "Favorite Crack Head D**K Munchin Baby" Thread.”

“I would hate to join a chat board and have everyone assume I was an incarnate of the worst low life poster. Spock must be very proud.”

“Well Buddha, as I mentioned last weekend, I haven't ruled out -

The Spock Is Buddha Bear Conspiracy Theory

yet...”

“Brilliant Tarabull, absolutely brilliant!”

“That is highly illogical!
lol”

“You did bring his name up many times around the campfire... You seem to have an abnormal interest in Spock and discussing Spock theories.

In the TT court room, you are guilty until proven innocent. Can you prove your innocence, Mr. Bear?”

“Ban Buddha Bear! Ban Buddha Bear!
Ban Buddha Bear! Ban Buddha Bear!
Ban Buddha Bear! Ban Buddha Bear!
Ban Buddha Bear! Ban Buddha Bear!
Ban Buddha Bear! Ban Buddha Bear!
Ban Buddha Bear! Ban Buddha Bear!
Ban Buddha Bear! Ban Buddha Bear!
Ban Buddha Bear! Ban Buddha Bear!
Ban Buddha Bear! Ban Buddha Bear!
Ban Buddha Bear! Ban Buddha Bear!”

“There is no way I'm Buddha Bear, that guy is a turd. I love Bill Clinton, and would never make fun of him. You theory is unfounded ladies.”

“Sh!t, that post was supposed to be by Spock, pay no attention to the Buddha Bear signature.”

“Your backwards trickery will not work.

Buddha pretending to be Spock pretending to be Buddha posting as Spock but as Buddha...

Wait, now I'm confused!”

“Poser!”

“i need to spackle my garage.”

“WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee.......”

“Yeah Whatever........
--SpackleMyAssAndCallMeSpock”

“whoa! i was mutating, for a second, there!

whew!”

“Infidels!”

“WHERE IS "SPORK"?”

“Does this mean we have to have a Search for Spork?”

“Is that a cross between a Spock and a Dork?”

“Buddha - I'm looking at ALL the threads on this website and thinking to myself:

I really really really hope you are NOT Spock. Cause if you are, I'm pretty annoyed w/ you right now.”

“I take it back. I am sure you are Spock.

Why?
Because of the Implausible Biblical Stories thread”

“The only way to prove it Tarabull is to see if he posted when I was hiking with you guys last weekend. Check it out.”

“Damn, I post pretty much almost every day. I must be Spock!

Ban me Ban me Ban me Ban me! Ban me Ban me Ban me Ban me! Ban me Ban me Ban me Ban me! Ban me Ban me Ban me Ban me!”

“3 Weeks ago, I'd agree, but you made me laugh once GS, and now I want you to stick around to see if you can do it again.”

“In my preliminary review of many threads started between 11/9 and 11/11, I was unable to find a post by Spock.

Guilty, until proven innocent...”

“No way! It isn't me dammit, I swear!”

“OK, BB, I take it back. You are not Spock. I saw some posts from Spock while you were hiking in WV.

"When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong..."

Mr. Hausman (Jerry Orbach) - Dirty Dancing”

“HOLY CRUD MONKEYS BATMAN!

Who the !$%& is dumb enough to pretend to be GW, oh wait maybe it's somone who pretends to be a dog!

Hey! You can't be dissin a fictitious member of this group. In reality that dog may be just a schitzophenic personality of a very twisted mind, but that doesn't matter. Most of the folks here think they are actually talking to a dog and the dog talks back.

You are messing with some very fragile minds.

Chitty chitty bang bang
Chitty chitty bang bang

Thank you DARK CONTINENT! ;-o

I am Ward Cleaver! Eat my flesh and become June!

Dude! STOP IT, MAN! Yer fookin' killin' me! My freakin' sides are splitting! You are an ab-so-lute HOOT! You da man! GAWD! I bet you could be, like, a comedian or something! LOL! Hehehee! I just spit Coke ALL OVER my computer screen! I snotted out of my nose, too! OH! My sides! THE PAIN! THE PAAAAAAIIIIIIN!

Truckin ditch puck! Pod granite!

;-o”

“i sure miss tarpy”

“NOTHING wrong with that! That is GREAT! I think we all should talk about sex more.
When I used to date, I was a regular detective.
Sounds like its time to introduce you to BOB! heheheh!
there is something to be said for the way the men down here fill out their wranglers
What a slut.
Be like Nike. Just do it!

Thank you DARK CONTINENT! ;-o”

“He was like a troll-repellent. They'd see his posts and say, "Oh, they already have a troll" and move along.”

“He was a good troll. I miss him too.”

“Where has Spock been? Haven't seen him post in a few days.”

“Militiaboy=Spock?”

“aawww, you guys miss Tarpy! i was trying to lure him in today by showing him the "Quick Reads" thread, but no cigar. here's a Tarpy quote, albeit second-hand. we were talking about That 70's Show last night:

"That guy Fezz (sp?) learned the word consummate and he said 'You just consummated yourself'... it was funny!"

i told him i was going to NYC to Thanksgiving with my friend (a girl), and that we're practically engaged, since i'm getting in good with her folks, and he was like, "Well, when you decide to consummate your marriage (did you see That 70's Show last night) let me know!"

LOL!!”

“Nah! militiaboy has been around a while or really dug through the threads for some of those references.

I think Spock is in a rubber room somewhere.

I miss Tarpy too.”

“Fo real yo!”

“Sarge == Spock






at least in annoyance factor”

“Troll's word against other trolls.

LMAO!”

“Trolls. Trolls. Trolls they are everywhere.
Trolls. Trolls. Trolls croaking fill the air.
Louder. Louder. Louder is their blasting blare
and there's no silence in the night.

Trolls. Trolls croaks heard three miles away.
5. 6. 7 on that day.
Trolls. Trolls multiplying more each day
and there's no silence in the night.

Trolls. Trolls don't try to seek them out.
Trolls. Trolls found hiding all about.
Grab. Grab. Grab their throats and ring them out.
cause there's no silence in the night.

Trolls. Trolls their good is only bad.
Flirting. Flirting. Flirting on their lily pad.
Mom. Mom. Mom says no but you know dad.
and there's no silence in the night.

Trolls. Trolls don't you know the strain?
Trolls. Trolls. Please, please, please refrain
and listen [croak, croak] there they go again. Trolls. Trolls
and there's no silence in the night.

[Gun shots]

Trolls-Trolls-Trolls-they are everywhere.
Trolls-Trolls-Trolls-croaking fills the air.
Louder-Louder-Louder-is their blasted blare.
There's no silence through the night.

Croaks-Croaks-Croaks-heard 3 miles away.
Five-Six-Seven-beyond that they say.
Trolls-Trolls-Trolls-multiplying more each day.
There's no silence through the night.

What-What-What is their earthy reason.
When? When? When is wedlock out of season.
Is-Is-Is it the lack of indecision.
There's no silence through the night.

Don't-Don't-Don't try seeking them out.
Trolls-Trolls-Trolls-they're hiding all about.
Go-Go-Go mad until you shout.
There's no silence through the night.

--Red Skelton”

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