Hey PeXing, We Need Therapy!

“Inspired by this famous post:
"pedXing we really could use your professional help here!!!! "
--Gear Slut
11/14/01”

“Sometimes I hear voices in my head that say "Go ahead BB, buy those fleece pants, you need them. What are you chicken, buy them puss! NOW!"”

“Everyone needs fleece pants. And socks, jackets, gloves, hats and long underware. I wish they made fleece lingerie.”

“LOL BB!
Hmmmm... I missed that post.
I s'pose i need to take my meds.”

“"PeXing"?????

Does that mean you have great pecs??? :-)”

“No, it means BB's left tall-boy was a little lazy when he typed the subject line.

PedX, you missed that post on page 172 of the "will the real TT'ers please stand up" thread. So am I to understand that you are in the mental health and/or counseling field?”

“he used to be a practicing psychologist (psychiatrist?) and now teaches at a small college outside Boston. get with the program, Fritz! ;-)”

“I try to do what the majority of the voices in my head say.”

“I understand that mental hospitals are full of patients who imagine that they are staff members.”

“"Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold."”

“Sweep.. sweep.... sweep those boring FAVORITE threads out of the way..”

“Thanks for the ref Fritz, and the bio sketch Lyra.
I was working as a psychologist at a locked psychiatric hospital unit until May of this year, so I'm not really prepared to deal with the mental disturbances as severe as the ones that I display see on TT.”

“See what I mean!”

“Damn, there is no hope for these people! Anyone got an anti-depressant?”

“Y'all don't need therapy; you just need to go gear shopping!”

“Amen, Sassafras!!”