Put a Sock in Spock

“Need I say more.

Shaduppayourface already!”

“LMAO Pamster! Now we have to resort to Dr. Suess tactics, talk about defcon 5!”

“My hyper son is in the brig.
He's very bright but not too big.
I had my phaser set on stun -
A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one!
He would not budge, he would not fall.
He would not stun, no, not at all!
He changed into a stranger form.
All soft and brown, putrid and warm.”

“LOL! What have I started.”

“Maybe his threads can be tagged somehow so they are really obvious. Come to think of it, they usually are pretty obvious.

Whatever - they are tedious!!!”

“Oh Ma Spock, thank you much.
You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.”

“too bad this forum does not have the capability of supporting killfiles - they work well for usenet "remarkable individuals"”

“Hooray! Hooray!
You've saved the day!
Again I say, Hooray! Hooray!”

“@kill?.. naw.. I say live and let live!!..

YAY yay.. I have seen the light!”

“Hey you guys.
That does not rhyme.
Could you come back,
Some other time?”

“I like Spock, yes i do.. I like Spock, I do, i do I do!”

“Would you like him on a boat?
Or in a very tight white coat?
Would you watch him fly a plane?
Would you like him in the rain?
Or barking mad up in a tree?
Or sailing on a far-off sea?”

“Yes I would like him on a boat, I would even like him in a moat. I could watch him fly a plane, why I could even watch him in the rain!

I like Spock, yes I do.. I like Spock, I do, i do I do!”

“Would you like Spock in a orange suit?
Under the heel of my boot?
In bacpac's sights when someone yells shoot?
Hanging over a cliff holding a breaking root?”

“I'll give spock his next ten threads
It doesn't take even two good heads
He will soon be posting these, you know
His threads cause some tops to blow

1. Favorite toenail clipping
2. Favorite hair follicle
3. Favorite way to hide
4. Calling bacpac
5. Favorite admission of guilt
6. Favorite pet name
7. Favorite way to get attention
8. Favorite breath of air
9. Let's don't call a truce
10. Favorite belly button lint”

“Now don't be dis'n my fleece belly button lint now!”

“#7 has Spock wrote all over it.”

“LOL!”

“ROTFLMMFAO!”

“LMAO! that is great material Violin”

“ROTF @ Violin! Man, that just made my day. Hurrah for the weekend and Spock eating balls!”

“You guys should be ashamed. Homosexuality is no laughing matter.

GUFFAAAWWWWHAWWWHAWWW”

“I must ask, are the balls raw or are they dairy- Oh get they are hairy!
If the balls are on half-shell Spock can see Uranus as well..”

“I must ask, are the balls raw or are they dairy- Oh I get it- they are hairy!
If the balls are on half-shell, Spock can see Uranus as well..”