FIGHT TO THE DEATH

“Maybe it lost something in the translation, but I thought the Taliban was more committed.”

“It's easy to be committed when you're winning. They're like the school yard bully who finally has someone stand up to them...Or maybe it was lost in the translation.”

“Afghani's will change sides faster than bacpac changes his underwear...hmmm, ok maybe not that long.”

“Today's skid mark is tomorrow's Taliban.”

“They're just hiding, so they can come back at ya at a later date...1 month, 3 months or 2 years etc. This tactic will use up a lot of resources and keep U.S citizens (maybe the whole world) on edge.”

“They are moving to iraqui to join hussahmad insane.”

“From what I've seen of Rumsfeld so far, I'm sure he's willing and able to grant their request.

Somebody should have told them to be careful of what they wish for.”

“Finding yourself dead on the side of the road, execution style, could be bad for your health. I wonder if they are rethinking their defiant stance or just waiting for the next opportunity.”

“Got this in my E-mail today:

>Merry Christmas, Bin Laden
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>Twas the night before Payback and all through the Land,
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>They're running like rabbits in Afghanistan,
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>Osama's been praying, he's down on his Knees,
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>He's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.
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>He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and Shatter,
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>But all that he's done is just make us Madder.
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>We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
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>And we'll kick your butt, with one heavy Boot.
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>And yes we remember the USS Cole,
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>And the lives of our sailors that you !$%&s Stole.
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>You think you can rule us and cause us to Fear,
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>You'll soon get the answer if you live to Hear.
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>And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
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>And he ain't forgotten the sound of our Bombs.
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>You think that those mountains are somewhere to Hide.
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>They'll go down in history as the place where you Died.
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>Remember Khadhafi and his Line of Death?
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>He came very close, to his final Breath.
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>So come out and prove it, that you are a Man,
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>Cause our boys are coming and they have a Plan.
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>They are our fathers and they are our Sons,
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>And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
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>They would have stayed home with children and Wives,
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>Till you !$%&s came here and took all these Lives.
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>Osama I wrote this especially for You,
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>For air mail delivery by B-52.
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>You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
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>Old Glory is coming, attached to a Missile.
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>I will not be sorry to see your ass Go.
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>It's Red, White, and Blue that is running this Show.”

“They're a bunch of posers. Where were the hijackers religious ideals when they were hanging out in the nudie bars down in Florida?”

“Just wait until all these martyrs for the Taliban get to heaven. Allah's going to have to reduce their virgin allotment from 40 down to 3.”

“Breaking News:

Several news agencies have reported that Mohammed Atef, a top deputy of Osama bin Laden and bin Laden's likely successor in the event of his death, has been killed by a U.S. airstrike.”

“well, at least he kept the "to the death" part of his oath, or whatever that was.”

“The Taliban will no longer exist within a few more weeks. They thought that fending off the Ruskies would somehow compare to a scrap with the US (kinda like Hussein and his war with Iran). There's a bit of a hitch, tho. We ain't the USSR, and, as Hussein can attest to, we aint Iran. Our military prowess is beyond comparison. Our hardware is like nothing anyone has ever imagined.

This particular terrorist organization is on borrowed time. Their days are numbered. After the Taliban, we'll move on to the next bunch.

We have a mission, and we will succeed. G. W. Bush will prove to be a man of his word.

Be afraid, terrorists of the world -
be very afraid.”

“It's winter, man. They're gonna have to wait until next year to take Kandahar.”

“Errr...uhhh...what about the 59 other countries al-Qaida supposedly has terrorist cells operating in? Algeria, Iran, Sudan, Egypt, the Phillipines, Yemen...skeeeery, man.”

“Winter is the best time to smoke these bad boys out. The heat signatures coming out of these caves is like a red flag.

Knock Knock, Who's there? A big freaking bomb and a few helicopters full of Marines.”

“kleetn -

You left out the US and Canada.”

“Gasp! Mr. Ambassador that is classified information.!?!”

“Sure. But the U.S. ain't really doin' the groundwork. They've got to get the N. Alliance down there and that takes a long time on donkeys.”