Why did the salmon cross the road?

“How's the weather in YOUR neck of the woods? A tad rainy here.

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“LOLOL!! priceless :-) that's it, i'm starving, i'm going to lunch...”

“How funny!”

“"1.054.002 d.04 - it is illegal to fish from a moving automobile."

damn!”

“That is just too much! LMAO!”

“Kinda like white line fever.”

“Too funny!!!”

“Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!”

“So does that qualify as roadkill or pate?”

“This is where the road workers come in and paint a yellow line on top of the fish like they did to that possum.”

“yo-yo defense. (you'll get it)”

“Ya, i got it”

“?yo-yo defense. (you'll get it)”

“Sweep.. sweep.... sweep those boring FAVORITE threads out of the way..”

“thread bump”

“thread line!”

“I actually saw something pretty similar to this one time. I was riding my bike in a local park after the river had overflowed and I spotted a large (maybe 15 lb.) carp stranded by the receding water in a large puddle. I decided to try and catch him and release him back into the river if I could. When I got close, he scooted across the road into a larger puddle and I lost sight of him.”

“Here's one species that didn't make it (making the rounds again from Phil's page, sorry)


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“A carp?!?! A sharp pitchfork is what you needed.”

“wow.. can you believe they painted right over the possum?”

“On my bicycle?!?!”

“Shame wastin' a perfectly good possum like that huh, TD?

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“I don't know why anyone would waste a good cut of meat like that..

lol.. maybe some bleach?.. to get the paint off the hair.. might still be usable for the meat?”

“I think I recognize that fish!

Carp rat! Welcome back.”

“heh, that possum pic was our logo during the vet school chili cookoff two years ago."4 dead possum chili"...we had been doing studies and asked the community to bring in dead possums they found on the roads.....

the salmon is hilarious!”

“Too Funny!!!!!”

“That's not Pate', that's Splate'. Sorry, couldn't resist. ;-)”

“Sh*t, I knew I should have taken a louie.”