How do you dump her?

“You may never see the handwriting on the wall
you`ll have many callers, I hope you love them all
I left a little note on the restroom stall
anyone that wants to,.. for a good time call”

“So,.. do I have a shot at those Hallmake cards, or what?LOL

Where is that drinkingBrear and that jug of wine?LOL”

“Oops,..Hallmark,..er,..guess not!LOL”

“Definition of dump: you really like them. They don't like you anymore.

OK, I have been dumped twice. I like the way the first guy did it. He told me the reason. Then I hated him and it was easy to move on.

The second guy kept waffling, drug it out for 2 years and claimed he still loves me (get back together, break up, get back together again). It should be fast, relatively painless and no waffling.

I have dumped many more times than I have been dumped. Mostly I didn't give a reason because it was 'you're immature' and they wouldn't understand or would argue it. But I think it is helpful to know the reason bacpac. Like 'I like women with hairy chests.' How can they argue that?”

“I love it when people claim to know more about me than I do. Of course putting words in people's mouths is not new to TT.

LMAO!

so Biz, fess up, why did they dump you???”

“I got dumped numerous times by the same guy over five years time. I finally caught on and dumped him fer good! Stupid stupid stupid; shoulda listened to my mother! :o)”

“I had a friend that was dumped because the "God told her to"”

“He said I was antisocial (I am). The second guy didn't give a reason.”

“If you just ignore her she will go away.”

“give 'em goober crickets!”

“I tried to point out that we didn't get along or have anything in common...this went on for a very long time...

Then I went off on vacation with another guy - he said it was like a bucket of cold water in his face.”

“LOL twigeater!”

“OOOhhh, hard one bacpac. I have no advice. I am terrible at the clean break. I always end up trying to be nice and not hurt feelings. It drags on forever and finally I flip out and tell them to "get f@#ked" and it ends real bad.”

“Oh to be young & single!!
bacpac-
It sounds like you have her friends,your friends,and "our" friends.Maybe even some family involved...
You run the risk of being labeled an !$%& in anything you do...It may sound too simple, but,you need to do the honorable thing and tell the truth.
Don't run right out and bang her best bud or sister either!
THEN HELP HER GET FIXED UP WITH A NEW GUY!!!Works every time if you don't get jealous...”

“does anyone read Maxim? (no, i said READ it, not just look at the pictures!) there's an article in there this month, "How To Get Her To Dump You and Make Her Think It Was Her Idea" or something like that...
sort of funny...but not. :-P”

“"No, no, it's me!"”

“Sounds like a play on advice I received from a not so very worldly uncle...."Always leave them feeling like it was thier fault".....”

“"refer to one week out of the month as 'blow job week'" was on "hint"! aargh.”

“I think I dated the guy who came up that idea Lyra. Total Jerk!”

“every week should be bj week....”

“i second that emotion, LS!”

“Whats a bj?”

“hmm..a big johnson??”

“with tulips on it.”

“Bacpac:
Get in touch with Rep. Gary Condit. I'm sure he could tell you the best way to dump a girlfriend.”

“Yup, I can see where that would work...come home from work and over dinner conversation let her know the (1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, last) week of each month was designated as bj week. She should do her best to fulfill the spirit of the week each and every day. LMAO!”

“He's sort of dropped from the radar after 9-11.”

“He said 'How' to dump a girlfriend, not 'Where' to dump a girlfriend.

So Condit is probably no help.”

“heh... you guys are great.. you got me smiling.. and it's monday .. so that's a feat.”

“Ski, designated one, not all.”