Cool Names

“Oliver Klozov
Richard Morningwood
Heywood Jablomi”

“Dick Trickle”

“Are these people your neighbors?”

“Dick Trickle is a classic.

How about "Peter Boil", the guy that played the monster on Young Frankenstine?”

“cool”

“Hue Jazz
Mike Hunt”

“We used to have this idiot at work that would sing happy Birthday to people over the PA system. I told him it was Mike Hunt's birthday and the moron did it. People were LTFAO.”

“"HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE HUNT?"”

“No. And I don't want to either!!!”

“LMBO you guys, there's really a guy here in town named Mike Hunt. It's really funny to have him paged at WalMart!”

“This is true, I swear it! I know a guy named of Ben Dover, and his wife is named Eileen. I swear!”

“Barry McCockinar”

“I played hockey with a kid whose dad was a judge-
Peter Van Meter!”

“That is too funny BaSO4!!!!”

“Phil McCrackin”

“ALEXANDER PUTIN..”

“Phillip Macrevis

Anita Mann

and the latest Ford product available only from the Pinkley Ford Dealer........

The Pinkley Taurus”

“Knew a Louis Guigu.
Pronounced Looey GooeyGoo, and that is no kiddin'!”

“I worked with a dood whose name is Harry Keister. And a dood I went to school with had his last name changed fron Bonar to Bennett. lol”

“Sharon Peters and Dick Guzinya.”

“Aaron Boner and Darren Massengill”

“Harry Dick, what were his parents thinking. I can't beleive some one could be that mean.”

“My first date: Gina Statutory”

“Knew a guy who named his daughter Anita Dick.”

“lol.. I don't believe it.. but I do remember a girl named Latrina once.”

“No TD, unfortunately it is true.”

“Is that anything like the Pigg sisters, Ima and Ura?”

“I know you guys won't beleive this, but when I was in high school there was a girl's basketballball player in Iowa named ....Fonda Dix. I swear to God! I thought it was a joke, but her name showed up in the stats every week in the Des Moines Register!”

“lol! i'll bet the men's team LOVED her!”

“She was rotten to the corps (but good to the infantry)”

“A few years ago there was a Harry Bush in the Atlanta phone book. Anybody in Atlanta want to check and see if he's still there?”

“61 listed in the US..

and 4 in Ga.. but none in Atlanta.”

“As for Anita Dick.. four of them..

but the best one is the PHD listed in NY.”

“A woman here in Billings is suing the Dept. of Motor Vehicles because they won't let her put her name on her license plates; MRS DICK”

“Fonda Dix must have gotten married.”

“With a name like that what did you expect?”

“These poor folks must get much more than their fair share of crank calls.”

“oh I am sure.. and now that you got all sorts of ways of not only looking them up.. but also hiding the source caller.. geEEz.. open season.”

“it makes asking the grocer if you have pigs feet seem very paltry..

:)”

“We used to call up a guy in town named Melville Finklestein when I was a kid. I'm feeling guilty now....”

“The Crow Indians in Montana have some cool names;

Ronny Knowshisgun
Wilfred Bad Bear
Gail Prettyontop
Johnathan Takes Enemy
Killsnight
Gets Down
Good Luck
Don't Mix
Big Hair”

“There's a message parlor in Atlantic City owned by Mi Sook Yu.

Then there's Professor Peter Wacker at Rutgers.”

“hey, them Pinkly Tauruses are hard to find but once you do find it, it's worth it!

Would you go to a proctologist named Willy Fisterbottom?

I'm still fond of my super secret alias, Peter Fitzsnuggly.”

“OK Nigal. You're back to the Fitzsnugglys. I understand Peter, but what was the name of his wife or mother or whatever. Maybe I'll understand it today.”

“AKA Richard Fitzwell”

“Justin Case”

“I have a cousin named Ronald McDonald.”

“There's a girl that just got recruited to play b-ball at KU named Aquanetta. Wonder if her mom is in to hairspray?”

“heh.. Ms TownDawg has a student named Tenicia who spelled her name turnius.”

“I used to work for a guy named Harold Lipps...”