you know your coffee's strong when...

“You sniff it and it makes you shake.”

“hmmmmmm...how can i delete this thread...”

“no pop tarts this morning with your coffee?”

“When you tip the cup back and it won't come out.”

“When you're immediatly rushed to surgery for a bleeding stomach ulcer after drinking a cup.”

“you go to lift the mug and the bottom is eaten out.”

“You have anti-nuke protestors camped on your door step.”

“When your spoon stands up in the middle of the cup by itself...”

“When your spoon dissolves in it.”

“Blacker than the darkest night and strong enough to walk away on its own.”

“Ah, yes...

If you formulated the Universal Solvent, what would you keep it in?”

“My coffee is like my women----cold and bitter.”

“when you take a wiff and singe your nose hairs”

“You accidentally spill some and they have to evacuate the neighborhood.”

“We were at camp and my son decided he would make the coffee, it got done and he hauled it over and spilled some on the table.

Just then two flys in a lovers embrace landed in the spilled coffee and just laid there,.. no they didn`t, they were dead as a door-nail.

Well the (autopsy), however you spell it, was incomplete, but being preformed with a skinning knife, what do you expect, but as soon as my son wasn`t looking we poured the pot of coffee out without so much as tasting any of it.

No need to take chances, .. my son could have been mad at us,.. the flys could have fried themselves in the steamy hot brew, or done themselves in in some twisted love hate thing they had going on, we`ll never know..... but we didn`t let my son make coffee anymore either!LOL”

“When you take a drink and finish your To Do list in the five minutes following.”

“When the stuff hits your lips after a night on a lumpy mattress in the rockies and your eye-lids fly open like an un restrained shade and stay that way 'til noon.”

“When folks ask if you made it in a 'Mr. Diarrhea'.”

“When you have been awake since this thread started.”

“Tilt--in a black hole! ;-)”

“When you brew a pot just how you like it and everyone else adds hot water to their cup.”

“when you take an EEG of the coffee cup and its all spikes”