My New Dentist is Younger Than Me...

“AHHHHHHHHHH


does this mean I'm old?”

“No Comment.”

“yes, welcome.”

“Yeah. Me, too. I've got about 5 years on this guy. First time I've had any medical professional younger than me. It took a couple of visits to feel comfortable and really believe he knew what he was doing. So far so good. He's already diagnosed a chronic problem I've had for years as an allergic reaction to some crowns. I've had other dentists scold me for bad hygeine because of swollen gums and it turned out to be an allergy. Score one for the young guy.”

“Here's something for you to ponder,...

There's a 50/50 chance your doctor (dentist) graduated in the BOTTOM 1/2 of his/her class. (ie.,... a loser)”

“null”

“BTW who is Biz stalker?”

“You've been out of the loop, it seems. Sometime around Halloween, Biz began stalking herself for some reason.


In any event, I have the gums of a god.”

“Godly gums? Can you pick up chicks with those?”

“Yes but they're always better plucked and boiled.”

“Literally.”

“wait... that wasn't what...

Aw Heck. I s'pose the feathers would make great toothpicks.

Hey Fritz, this isn't the "What's For Supper" thread!”

“The real reason I'm pissed is she's cuter than me and makes more money!”

“But...they have one of the highest suicide rates of any occupation!”

“lol Aero. Thanks. You sure know how to cheer a girl up

Tilt, I'm stalking KLEETY not myself”

“My dentist is younger than me
My gynocologist is younger than me
My boss is younger than me
My boyfriend is younger than me”

“LOL @ Snow Nymph, you're not old, you're just very mature.”

“Like a fine wine, Ms Nymph, *G*.


Hey Biz, does Kleety know?

Hmmmm... interesting trade-off: cute, loaded and suicidal. My kinda woman, LOL!”

“My proctologist is younger than me.”

“LOL at Snow Nymph.

All my health care providers are younger than me except my Pharmacist...who happens to be my wife.”

“We had parent-teacher interviews last Thursday evening and Friday afternoon. I teach high school seniors and I can remember when the mothers started looking pretty cute (yummy mommies). I was shocked to realise that now they look young. Sigh!”

“Bwaaaahahahahah...

I just spotted this thread. Brings me back (one or two moons ago) to the time I had two teeth pulled to correct my bite. The Oral Surgeon shook my hand and told me that he had the same first name as I did. Nice guy, he was trying to put me at ease. When he told me that his birthday was a month after mine, I almost jumped out of the chair and ran out of the office.

Welcome to the advancing world of time, Biz. Don't worry, you get used to it. Well, mostly.”