Quick Reads

“(funniest forward EVER!)

"Is your life too busy? No time to sit
down and enjoy a good novel?
Try one of these "quick read" books:

STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED
by Elizabeth Taylor

BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

THE ATLANTIC CROSSINGS OF THE TITANIC
by White Star Lines

HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

THE WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE

DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE"”

“How to Please a Man
by Peewee Herman”

“HOU TOO SPEL
by Tea

HOW TO FLATTER SOMEONE
by bacpac

HOW TO BE MYSTERIOUS
by vixtrix

JOKES TOO CRUDE TO MAKE
by radagast”

“;-P”

“I NEED TO POST NEKKID PICTURES OF MYSELF
by lyra”

“how could i forget?!? what an oversight ;-) LMAO!!”

“HOW TO COOK GOURMET MEALS OVER A CAMPFIRE by TownDawg.”

“OSAMA'S GUIDE TO GREAT HIDING PLACES”

“THE "IN-DEPTH" SCOOP ON NEWGIRL
by aero”

“It's a work in progress....”

“The Secret of my Sobriety
By Buddha Bear”

“Finding Your way in the Wilderness
By running girl”

“I REFUSE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS
by running girl”

“Lost in the city
by Snow Nymph”

“Curbing Smart Ass Tendencies
By Pimp Daddy Rad”

“HOW TO SWEET-TALK THE LADIES
by steve hiker

WHAT OBSCURE ALLUSIONS?
by Tilt

BUT SERIOUSLY NOW FOLKS
by Violin”

“sorry, i have no knowledge of the subject!”

“ADVANCED STUDIES IN HTML by Violin”

“FART CATALYSTS MAKE GREAT TRAIL NAMES
by chili36”

“SEARCHING FOR CONTEXT CLUES
by chili36”

“MY LOVE AFFAIRS WITH TARP RAT, WAFT, JIM MORRISON, JIMI HENDRIX, TRAILSPRING, JARA, SUPREME GODHEAD, WILD CHILD, AND MANY, MANY OTHERS.
by lyra”

“oooohhh!! busted! :-D”

“by the way, i got your email!

i always knew that tarpy lusted after my hot body, almost as much as you do! ROTFLMAO!!!!”

“FAVORITE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTS
by bacpac”

“CONSPIRACY THEORIES TOO WILD TO BELIEVE
by Solitary Hiker”

“HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE
by Spock”

“DEBUNKING ALIEN ABDUCTION STORIES
by Steve Hiker”

“i know, rad, and you're in luck!

THINGS I'M NOT WILLING TO TRY ONCE
by Tarpy
*title to be read with the "fortune cookie adendum")

LOL!!”

“WHY I HATE FOOTBALL
by arclite”

“LEAVING TT... AND MEANING IT!
by Buddha Bear”

“WHY LEASH LAWS ARE IMPORTANT
by Buddur”

“TIPS ON EMERGENCY FIRE STARTING
by Splash”

“THE IMPORTANCE OF A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP
by Big Foot”

“OVERCOMING ANDROGYNY
by Gear Slut”

“SEQUITUR POSTS
by militiaboy

THE EVILS OF RITALIN
by Violin”

“"overcoming androgyny," LOL!!”

“Keeping Your Nose to Yourself
By Sarabelle

Learning to Handle Bacpac
By TXWoodswoman

Digging the cathole
By bpbaby

Slow Down! Live Longer!
by Walkindude”

“HIKING SAFETY TIPS
By Adventuregirl”

“poor bpbaby!”

“KEEPING YOUR FINANCIAL PRIORITIES STRAIGHT
By Vaquero”

“TOP TEN REASONS WHY TERRORISM IS WRONG by Spock

EATING LIKE A KING by Vaquero

IN THE SEARCH OF MORE GEAR by Bpbaby”

“LOL @Violin!

"World Geography", GWB

"Quest for new HTML code", Violin

"How I Overcame My Spelling Disability", Ice Tea”

“THE DANGERS OF JINGOISM
by gojo”

“THE DISSADVANTAGES OF SELF MEDICATION
by Pedxing”

“BACKPACKING DESTINATIONS IN NEBRASKA
by Omahiker

OVERCOMING GEAR ADDICTION
collected TT essays

WHY I LOVE THE USA
by Spock

INAPPROPRIATE TOPICS FOR TT
by Steve Hiker

SECRET LONGINGS
by Newgirl”

“Trust me you'll love it
by humanpackmule”