Nyquil

“what's up withthe nigal imposter?

and the faux kleetn?”

“The daytime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, achey, stuffy head, fever, so he can be a dirtbag and have a good laugh poser!”

“I thought that was a little weird... Niqal brought up the Love Canadians thread, but didn't write anything”

“What Is A Torll?

These guys aren't really Trolls.

Trolling is the art of injecting a comment into a newsgroup that, on the surface, could be seen as highly inflammatory. However, if careful attention is given, the "troll" can be seen for what it is.....an extremely clever ruse to snare the unwary. The worst that happens is a good flamewar. No competent Troll will impersonate other users....they don't need to. They can start a spirited argument with nothing more than wit and timing.

These idiots who simply try to take over newsgroups are of a different sort. Once they find they're being ignored, or as is common, on the losing end of an argument, they quickly assume identities of newsgroup regulars, and proceed to throw out lame insults. If anyone should reply, they squeal "YOU REPLIED!!! SPNAK!!!" or they will impersonate you. I'm sure this
carries immense weight with them in their little circle, but the rest of the net is laughing at them.”

“i sure do love this stuff.”

“I bet you say that to all the guys.”

“There was a skit on some comedy show many years ago about when you take Nyquil, you should be close the your bed.

Wow, I took it once and it hit me like a ton of bricks. I couldn't get up the next day either.”

“yea, i gotta get up for work tomorrow morning... but i don't have an appointment until 10, which means i gotta be in work at 9ish or so. ugh. which means i gotta leave at 8. which means i gotta get up at 7.”

“Nyquil = Liquid Babysitter”

“i take nyquil to help me get my zzz's. the only thing i'm getting is a stuffy nose at 4:30am and not being able to sleep. i'm getting anything BUT zzz's.
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“light weights.....”

“I knew a buy from Oklahoma who had quit drinking. He thought he was doing great until his wife confronted him about the 57 empty bottles of Nyquil in the back of his pick up truck.”

“Nyquli males the BEST toddy:

1. An unspecified amount of gin in a mug;

2. 1 paquet of Nyquil;

3. Fill mug with hot, but not boiling ater and stir (preferably with backpacking whisk;

4. Drink and enjoy.

Note: Best drunk while sitting on bed.

5. Wake up sometime next day feeling great with no hangover.”