Hell in a handbasket

“That is where this place has gone.”

“How can I help?”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

“I went there once in a fruit basket, but it was nothing like this.”

“...but at least I'm enjoying the ride!”

“Nah, Hell is my grandparent's house. Literally 40 cats running around, due to the cat shelter next door. One of grandma's "kittens" peed on the stove and they never did get rid of the smell. I did thankgiving there once. I'm never going back, unless I can find a campground nearby or a hotel or something.”