Where the hell is November weather?

“Where the hell is November weather? Right now it's after dark, in late November, and I've just had to turn on the air conditioner. 72 degrees and 85% humidity. What the fuk?

We have yet to get any real November weather here in south La. What's more, it's been hot on every hiking trip I've done this fall. Tennessee, Kentucky, north Alabama, sweat during the day -- in November. What the haaaaaaaiiill is going on?”

“November(winter) Weather is headed towards CA... like a freight train.
Winter Storm Warnings for the Sierra Nevada for the next couple of days....SnowNymph should get to snowboard Mammoth after this one!”

“78 fuking degrees right now. With 80% humidity. Air conditioner's on.

What month is this, anyway?”

“Put up my Christmas decorations and worked up a sweat. It's just not natural, I tell ya!

The November upper respiratory infection showed up right on schedule though.”

“I am still hoping that winter will come soon, with a vengeance.”

“It's COMING!!

Just got here today. Brrrrrrrrrrrr....!!!!”

“Wish you could send it down here lizs, but I just checked the forecast and no releif in sight until Thursday then the temps will plunge into the 60s for the highs -- before heading back up to 70 at the end of the week.

Say lizs, wanna swap addresses? I'll pay for your ticket!”

“it is gradually getting here in TN also.. I am still thinking that DEC/JAN will be bRrrrrrr cold!

we are soooo due for a 'honest to god' snow/ice storm.”

“When snow does head your way TD I'm gonna drop everything and go. Love the E.Tn/NC mountains in winter, when it's snowing.”

“kewl man.. would luv to hike with ya.. pick a destination.. and we can start planning.”

“Anyplace really, Nantahala, Citico, Smokies, Shining Rock, Grampa Mountain. Do me a favor TD send me an alert if it looks like significant snow, so I can beat it out of here in a hurry.”

“No kiddin' - there was a guy hiking up Tuck's in nothing but shorts and boots this weekend.”

“Chilly Willy in Sacto today. Sugar Bowl opened most of its slopes. Supposed to be a pretty decent storm blowing through after Wednesday.

Winter has come to the Sierra.”

“Here it is.

November weather”

“Its so warm up here in Michigan that I am still getting broccoli,cauliflower,5 types of lettuce,spinach and brussel sprouts from my garden.”

“I wish I were backpacking today! It is still like September here. Short sleeve weather outside. At least there is more moisture finally. It has been raining almost every night this week.”

“This is some pretty freaky stuff. I wore shorts yesterday.”

“heh.. feeling more like WINTER weather here.. temperatures are dropping fast.. and I heard up north got several inches of snow.”

“i need to travel south!

cold BAD!!!!”

“Actually TD, the forecast for Memphis is for increasing temps throughout the day and into the evening. High today in mid 40's but High by weekend to be mid 60's.”

“Still hot and muggy down here. 77 degrees, 79% humidity right now. Lower 70s at night and miserable as a goddam jungle. Air conditioner's been running the past 3 days.”

“A few weeks ago I got heated up kayaking and had to jump in the lake. Today I'm wondering how to scrape the ice off my windshield! If you're still hot, wait a week and it will be December. We might have missed November.

I did find some fine November weather in the mountains of New Mexico weekend before Thanksgiving. A little snow in the camp and big camp fires....Ahhhhhh”

“Have you noticed how it’s NOT RAINING MUCH again; how most of the weather fronts that have managed to come through this season have been DISSIPATED and BROKEN UP? Have you noticed the occasional WEIRD CLOUD SHAPES that appear with the few fronts that do manage to pass by? And how the jet stream has been FORCED NORTH again? How high pressure ridges continue to dominate?

Some say the rain is BEING TURNED ON and OFF by an irritated and vengeful G_d. In reality, however, it is Man who is playing G_d and doing the dirty work. None of this is ILLUSORY or ACCIDENTAL, for there is POWERFUL and COMPELLING EVIDENCE that the BIZARRE WEATHER patterns of recent years have been - to a very large degree - ENGINEERED, CONTROLLED, and INFLUENCED by BOTH the RUSSIAN and AMERICAN governments. To those of you familiar with the work of the SUPERMIND OF NIKOLA TESLA, the following will not come as much of a surprise.

On the Fourth of July, 1976, the former Soviet Union began broadcasting huge, PULSED ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELDS from three gigantic 40-million watt transmitters which beamed those signals HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD to the U.S. This electronic assault DISRUPTED AND JAMMED radio and television broadcast signals, enraged the FCC, and irritated ham radio operators, who quickly dubbed the signals 'The Russian Woodpecker,' because of their PULSED CADENCE.

To date, the Russians have completed nearly 30 of the HUGE TRANSMITTERS which emit signals primarily in the VERY DANGEROUS 10-Hertz range, otherwise known as Extreme Low Frequency (ELF). The technology is based on the brilliant work of the peerless electrical genius, Nikola Tesla. So, what exactly does the 'Russian Woodpecker' do and how does it do it? Consider the following:

These 'Tesla' transmitters create massive 'standing' ELF waves that form MAJOR HIGH PRESSURE 'blocking systems' that change the normal high altitude jet stream pattern, FORCE IT TO THE NORTH, and actually retard the normal flow patterns of incoming weather systems. Ever notice the television weather satellite pictures showing the jet stream pushed north and a BIG STATIONARY high pressure blocking nearly every major rain system?

ELF fields propagate vertically to the ground, creating 'standing waves' that can REDISTRIBUTE ENERGY and momentum in the atmosphere through cumulus convection. It has been CONSISTENTLY NOTED that variance of the ELF transmissions leads to a subsequent change in the route of the jet stream flow in the Northern Hemisphere within 72 hours.

The Soviets TURNED OFF their ELF Woodpecker signal for a brief period in 1980: "During the two-week lull, the Northern Hemisphere's jet stream was NORMAL. With the return of the Soviet ELF transmissions, the jet stream was DEFLECTED AGAIN by a persistent high-pressure ridge extending from the Yukon to Arizona.

There is much more, but I THINK YOU GET THE PICTURE. 'Everyone complains about the weather, but nobody does anything about it,' doesn’t function any more.

Nikola Tesla said, in June 1900, " The time is very near when we shall have the precipitation of the moisture of the atmosphere under complete control..." If you have ever read a biography of the GREAT GENIUS, you'll know he wasn't joking.

Does the U.S. government have ITS OWN series of ELF/microwave transmitters? You bet. Can ELF be used to do more than ENGINEER and INFLUENCE just the weather (like human beings, for example)?

Yes, it CAN and IS. But that's another story...



By the way, YOU can BELIEVE ME as I had more than 42 BAG NIGHTS last year and have been backpacking FOR OVER 30 light-years.”

“LOL Marvin!!!! Kewl Site BTW

Great finale, too!”