Cheeseballs

“I'm never going to eat Anything you folks serve fried!!

Not on a Bet.

Not Ever.

Never Ever.”

“And may the Schwartz be with you!”

“And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all”

“I used to know some old boys when working cattle they would eat the osyters raw. (not a pretty picture)

I got tricked into eating them once, but they were cooked and while on my third helping I was told what they were.

Never, no never, no never again!LOL”

“to paraphrase Bubba-Gump:
"You got yer fried balls, sauteed balls, broasted balls, balls almondaise, balls alfredo, balls con carne, butter balls, balls pate, pickled balls, balls au vin, balls jubilee....."”

“I thought that was sposed ta be 'cocque au vin'.




Maybe not.”

“Ever heard the phrase "Dagging the hoggett"?

Check out David Niven's "The Moons A Balloon".

In Australia (or maybe it's New Zealand) sheep men used to (for all I know, maybe they STILL do), bite the balls off sheep.

Maybe they had fewer sheep, then.
Maybe they have stronger jaws, now.

I don't know about fried ,or on the half shell, but how about chocolate dipped?

Who picks the hair out of YOUR teeth?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?”

“Dual use for zircon-encrusted tweezers.”

“Yes I've heard that too. Dont know too many blokes these days who could do it now though.
I knew a bloke who had a coin purse made from a Kangaroo scrotum.”

“Tilt, you are killing me, LOL!!

someone sent me a link to what you're talking about, Bunyip...i'd do a link, but we all know that would never work...

http://www.australiagift.com/scrotum_shop/”

“Thanks for the link, lyra. I know what certain people on my xmas list are getting now!”

“Can one make a silk purse out of a kangaroo's sack?”

“Hog nuts roasting on an open fire,
La la, la la, la la la........

somebody hep me out here”

“Northwest of Chicago a week or so before Thanksgiving there are at a couple of turkey testicle festivals. News reports one served up 900 pounds! My guess that's a lot of turkeys!”

“I think we're even after that last link, Lyra!!

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.


Tom, I shudder to think what the next lyric might be.”