TT Clue

“Scenerio:

Spock was found dead today somewhere on a trail. The following hikers were in the area:

bacpac
dunadan
arclite
tahoe
skullcap
violin
buddur
steve hiker
pedxing
radagast
gojo
gonzo
birch
tarabull
maryphyl
newgirl

The following weapons were found in the vicinity:

bootlace
camp axe
pocket rocket
12 pack of Corona w/2 limes
Kelty Dart
knife
AK-47
ziplock bag
tent stake
naglene bottle
compass

The items and people were found in the following areas:

switchback
knob
firepit
rocky cliffs
marsh
bog
trailhead
campsite

Who did it, with what and where?”

“You forgot to mention that they were all cheering, crying, and slapping each other on the back. A sound remarkably like a popping champagne cork echoed thoughout the woods.”

“DAMMMIT! You got it already, it was skully with a champagne cork in the woods.

lol”

“LMBO!!!”

“he's not even around and we are obsessing on him.....”

“I thought he was found in a bog with a Kelty Dart sticking out his rectum ...and Rad's footprints were noticed leaving the bog.

Come on Rad fess up did you find him on the trail and shove his tent up his butt and leave him for dead?????????????????”

“Buddha Bear, you are one dumbass MFer. LMAO”

“You are so right pepperDog, Spock controls this website.”

“It couldn't be me; I love my Kelty Dart too much.”

“I think he's in that pod they blasted off to that new planet after he died.

S#iT!, that means there'll be a sequel!”

“LMBO!!!























Again!”

“Anybody on that suspect list would have taken over half of that gear with them. Couldn't be any of them.

And why am I stuck in the "where" catagory?”

“it's ALWAYS me, with a 12-pack of corona and limes.”

“Birch got so excited he grabbed a pad of paper and pencil thinking he could actually solve the murder! He's no fun to play Clue with, he always wins.”

“Matt did it.

In his office.

With a keystroke.”

“Does anyone have a conjugation of the verb 'to smite' handy?”

“He realized what a prick he is and killed himself.”

“Sass - I hear ya. I never win at that game. We (Binra, Max and I) actually played on Thursday night after we left the parent's for Thanksgiving dinner. Max won that night.

LOL @ BB and Tilt

How did I miss this thread yesterday?”

“It was spock's mail order bride,,,,,she did it for the insurance. She planted the evidence to throw blame toward TT'ers.”

“I hear taps being played in the background. The sun sets. Adios, whoever you were.......”

“I'll admit that Belle came from the direction of his camp leaving cocainey tracks and reeking of doodoo, but that was several hours before his demise.”

“Hogan! Vhere is thsi Svpock that you hide?1!?!? Out with him mach schnell!”

“WHO LET A D@MNED NAZI INTO THIS PLACE??? I AM GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR HEAD AND SH!T DOWN YOUR NECK KRAUT!

JUST START DOIN' PUSHUPS TILL I AM TIRED OF WATCHING!”