Newgirl's Newguy

“Welcome aboard belowzero.

So, are you Newgirl's bf, or Newgirl's bf and Newergirl's dad also.”

“I'm starting to think Newgirl is dating her Dad. WTF?”

“Yes, welcome to the monkeyhouse.”

“I would like to see the family telephone pole, oops I mean family tree here. I get all confused. Welcome frozen b_lls,er sub, er down below, er below. HOWDY.”

“No, it's a thousand monkeys at a thousand computers.”

“"He is Newergirl's dad".

newgirl
04:19:36 PM
11/28/01

it looks to me like it says that he is NEWERgirl's dad, NOT NEWgirl's dad.

get it? got it? good!”

“Thanks smartguy........

Belowzero is a fellow cold weather monkey......excellent!!!

How loooowww can you go?

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“Welcome aboard Mr. Newgirl (teeeheehee, just kidding!).

Seriously belowzero, it's good to have you join us!”

“Dear BelowZero,

Welcome to Trail Talk. We are very happy to have you. On behalf of the TT HeManWomanHaters Club, I would like to cordially invite you to join our group. Our radical faction of TT discusses the "finer" things in life (hot chicks, cold beer and sports). We feel that you will make a valuable member to our team!

There is no fee to join, however, as with any "gang" you have to prove your worthiness. Please send photo's of newgirl to all members of the group (If you send bathing suit photos, you can be president).

Welcome, and we look forward to having you.

Buddha Bear
President de facto
HMWH Club TT Division”

“Welcome, BelowZero, be cool, hang out. Hope you have lots of backpacking trips with your little family there.”

“Gee, I missed all the insanity yesterday! I've met Newgirl and I've seen pictures of Newergirl, and I'm pretty sure belowzero exists.

For everyone who's still confused, I'm selling programs if anyone wants to buy one. Programs! Get your programs!”

“Man, belowzero, I envy you. You've got newgirl's whole Christmas list on the gear thread!”

“welcome to the party, belowzero! :-) however, if you choose to join the Women Haters club, your welcome will be promptly revoked! anyone who says they hate women can get douched, as one of the club's members would say. but you just made one yourself, i'm sure you don't hate us.

haha, i said member. okay, it looks like i need to go have my breakfast of midol and beer...”

“Hey lyra you still bangin Tarpie? If so tell him to get his butt in here there's an important meeting coming up!

that oughta calm her pms and and get her off midol”

“you're SUCH a gentleman, steve! sheesh! i have nothing against the meetings, i think they're hilarious. it's just the name i take offense to. i think the guys in the club are man enough to have fun without resorting to "hate" talk. (and Tarpie never posted on one of those threads, except to F one up...)”

“No lyra, you have it all wrong! It's Not HeMan Woman Haters, it's HeManWoman haters! HeManWomen scare me!”

“LOL, aero!! okay, i'll take it... :-)”

“Vee fraulines are welcome, vee like the fraulines in vee club. :P”

“Its bad enough to call a guy a "zero" but to call him a "below-zero, or sub-zero" and to get him to accept it, should show him just how cautious he should be around some of you sharks!”

“Some would say it is bad to call a guy "limpy" as well!”

“Shouldn't that be the "Heifer Mountin' White Honky" club "Tiny Tool" division?”

“I can't wait to hear bacpac's comments on this one!”

“ROFWTIME!”

“I still think his name should be (Sub Dude),.. if New girl can get him to take on a name less than zero..... What does that scream out to you?

You get my vote there New girl!LOL”

“Less Than Zero would be a cool name.

on our softball team, my number is Zero.”

“radagast.....# Zero, huh?
Zero, Zip, Nada.....
We could call you Zippo...or Zippy!!!”

“zippy-dee-doo-da!”

“shut UP, rad! that's my number on our softball team, too! actually, it's 00--it's supposed to look like wheels, because that's my nickname--it's meant ironically. hey, i'm there for the beer! ;-)”

“Not to be confused with 'Zippy the Pin-head,' LOL”

“not me, lyra.

i'm just zero:

0”

“Shouldn't this be titled Newgirls Oldguy Thread?”

“lyra, your number is double ought??”

“what's "ought" mean in that context?”

“ought ?? (sp?) as in double ought buckshot??”

“oh, it means double-zero, obviously...i've never heard of that before. i looked up "ought," and it said "a variant of 'aught'" which means "everything, all." LOL! i guess if you have 2, then it means nothing...

numerology time, yay!
"Zero is the "X" factor. Depending upon its placement, it illustrates the paradox of representing nothing and everything. While the zero is cipher denoting nothing, actually everything is contained in utero within the circle. It symbolizes potential not realized. In standard Tarot Zero is The Fool."

i always knew you were a fool, rad, hehehe! ;-)”

“Lyra: "ought" is Brit' for zero... Thus, this year is "ought one" (jess like 1999 was "ninety nine")

Also, while not a HMWH myself... ya gotsta see the irony in the title. It comes from "The Little Rascals."”

“oooohh, i never saw "The Little Rascals"...d'oh! i guess that WOULD make it a little funnier...”

“I nevah was a big fan of the Little Rascals, but you should know that the episode, "Hearts are Thumps": In which:
" Spanky, Alfalfa, and Buckwheat have a heartfelt reaction to Valentine's Day: they start the infamous "He-man Women-Haters' Club." But when Alfalfa falls for the dimpled Darla, Spanky bursts his freckled friend's bubble." is available as part of:

http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/littlerascals.shtml"_blank">The ittle Rascals Volume One and Two DVD

”

“Eddie Murphy did the best Buckwheat on SNL.

using ought in a sentence:
Lyra, you ought to see the Little Rascals sometime.”

“i just saw the title of that post, pedxing...LOL!! sorry for telling you guys to douche...it was a gesture of love, though, really...”

“A gesture,.. uh...?(blinking cursor)”

“Wasn't Jethro Bodine a "Double Aught Agent?"”

“HMWH club, we don't hate women, just the ugly ones!!! LOL



Welcome Newgirl's newguy.

"The New Newbies Guide .2"

Welcome to the wild and crazy world of Trail Talk. In this guide, I will go over various terminology, and ways of the Trail Talk (TT) folk. Use this guide as a reference for any thing that you don't understand that goes on here. However, before I continue, I must warn you that this is one untamed site

SECTION A, Spelling and Grammar:
Always use your best spelling, and grammar. We have a few English teachers, and one professor, that post here. ACRONYMS must be capitalized if used, and please limit them to the very basic ones of LOL, and BTW, after that the TrailTalkinanes loose it. If you are brain dead, and need help, and training on the laws of basic English we have this web page for you.

SECTION B, Scientific stuff: When ever posting any thing that is very scientific, please have sources to back that up, and a link to a web page with the fact on it would be great. Most of the TT crowed are narrow-minded; if you find something hard to believe, don't expect them too. Oh' and one more thing, have that source reliable, "the national enquire" doesn't work here.

SECTION C, TROLLS: If you have not been accused of being a troll already, you have good luck today. Trolls are basically people that are out for attention, and they will again that attention by posting completely radical things, for only one purpose, the purpose of creating havoc. If that has not explained trolls well enough for you, we have this great web page that will aid you in you search for what the hell a troll is. The websites most infamous troll is Tarpy, he has posted under the aliases of Wild Child, Mantra, Jara, Tarp Rat, ATBackpacker. In the past, he hasn't post any thing worth while reading, however with in the past week he changed his name to CX, and has posted nothing but normal stuff, and I believe that he is trying to change his ways. We also have another troll, his name is Joe Moma, there are about 5 people with access to that name and post wild things under it.

SECTION D, HTML: You can use most HTML in at this site, just please don't go over bored with it. Matt, the Webmaster will change your post if you go to over bored, and he doesn't like us to post pictures often, because they slow down the site (and this site has enough technical problems as is). If you don't know much about HTML, well guess what, we have yet another great web page to educate you about HTML and how it all works.

SECTION E, Trail Talk Terminology: A Trail hoe, is a person that hikes a lot. A Trail Pimp is a person that makes up the trips for us to hike on. A Trail virgin is a person that has never been on an over night trip. A Trail B!tch is a person that hikes, and likes it, but doesn't do it as often as the hoes. A Troll, well I hope you know what that is by now. A Regular is a person that posts nearly every day. A thread is the topic that your are posting on. A Handle is your name, AKA Trail Name. A Lurker is a person that surfs the site, however they don't post often or at all. There's more but I just forgot it.

SECTION F, Bio's, Calendar, and Photo's: We have a web page with pics of us nuts on it. You can find most of us on the page, and many people that don't post any more. The older photos are at the top of the page, and the lattés ones are at the bottom. That web page is ran by Phil a TT regular, NOT Matt who is the web master. We also have a a bio's page, with all of are bio's. I don't know how accurate they are, but they are there. We also have a page with all of are upcoming events on it. We call it a calendar. To make life real easey we have a page with where we are all from, so if you want to stalk/kill/rape/rob(this works real good because we all post the time and date that we wont be home)/hike with us you will know.

SECTION G, Instant Messaging (IM): Most of us have some for of IM, weather it be, ICQ, AIM, MSN IM, , and or Yahoo. Some of us use MSN, a slightly larger hand full of us use Yahoo, more of us use AIM (AIM RULES), and most of us use ICQ.

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This site crashes often so by a helmet, posting heavy HTML, or when ever Matt tries to make a change, it crashes. You will often get a line saying something about line 28, or line 26, don't worry about it. Its not you computer it's the crazy server. To survive here you are going to have to grow some thick skin. In conclusion I welcome you to the nut house, enjoy.

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