Newgirl's Newguy

“Excuse me D.I. Hartman, but perhaps you didn't SEE THE BARS ON MY UNIFORM! IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK TO A SUPERIOR OFFICER? THAT WASN'T ADVICE I WAS GIVING YOU BOY, THAT WAS AN ORDER! WHY YOU WORTHLESS POS, I OUGHT TO BRING YOU UP ON UMJ SUBCHAPTER X, SECTION 889, ARTICLE 89 AND SECTION 892, ARTICLE 92 CHARGES. ON SECOND THOUGHT, HERE'S A JAR OF VASOLINE PVT. PYLE, GO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH HIM.”

“You guys have all been super nice. Thanks for the welcome. And yes, technically belowzero is my old guy rather than the newguy. I just thought it would be a catchy title for the thread.


Hey, for who ever asked how low belowzero has been. He has been in 40 below. It was a record cold winter and they were stuck where they were in the mtns. They had to stay in a make shift shelter.

Wouldn't be nice if we could both be signed in at the same time. It would sure make things less complicated.”

“If things always worked, how boring would *that* be, Eh? LOL


Now, these two belchfire types have gotten me to thinking of that classic routine from Full Metal Jacket where the muckity-muck sez to Joker:

"If I see that Peace Sign on your uniform again, I WILL take a giant sh!t on you!

Why don't get on the team and come in for the Big Win?"


Oh, and Jethro was a 'Double Naught Spy' (I really liked what he did customizing the truck... with the wash-tub over his head). "Naught' as in "all for naught" or 'nothing'.

Also seen on Hamlet's license plate: '2BR02B'.”

“Hey DI goobergirl's lookin for ya on another thread. If yer interested in girls, that is.

snicker snicker WHOLE BARRICKS ERUPTS INTO RIP ROARING LAUGHTER”

“OH LOOK WE HAVE A COMEDIAN HERE! PRIVATE STEVE HIKER YOU ARE ONE SIMPLE SUMB!TCH!!!!!

BASO4 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT SIR,KISS MY GOLD PLATED @SS!!! IF YOU DONT CALL PIMPLE PUSS OFF OF ME, THERE IS GONNA BE ONE HELLUVA MESS!!

DO PUSH UPS YOU SLACK JAWED F@GGOT!”

“hmm..I'm my own gandma...

Isn't that how this all ends anyway??

Belowzero:

Welcome aboard, we're a crazy group all right, but insanity LOVES company!!

Greetings from Texas, where the weather has been more like NJ than ever!! BRRRRRRR!!!

Tex”

“I think Sgt. Hartman is gojo. He's the funniest troll yet!

lolol”

“Hartman
I see your still a little niffed about me beating you in the poker game that time. I thought about gettin a haircut once and then I thought....... naw.
Keep up the good work Bud.
BTW, I think you might wanna switch to decaf. You seem a little edgey.
Laaaaater”

“Thanks matt!

OK. Thanks to the webmaster I now have control of the name newgirl wanted me to have in the first place.

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone!”

“Oh, and honey, does this shirt go with these pants?”

“Sorry, buddy, I don't know who you are and I'm not claimin' you. Newgirl's man is posting under the name belowzero and nothing else. Nice try, though. I give it a 6 on a 1-10 scale.”

“Does this mean you've changed the locks AGAIN? Dang.”

“PRIVATE JACK@SS (WALKINDUDE)!!! FROM THIS POINT ON YOU WILL ADDRESS MY BY MY FULL NAME ONLY SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR HARTMAN. THE REST OF YOU MAY USE MY NICKNAME, SIR ! ANYMORE OF YOUR DISRESPECT AND YOU WILL DO PUSHUPS TILL YOU CHANGE THE PLANETS ROTATION!!!

DO PUSHUPS SCUMBAG!”

“I'm gettin dizzy Mr Hartman. I'm gonna git up now.”

“The bios page shows 7 out of 257 posts...Sniff...”