Newgirl's Newguy

“I just wanted to introduce my bf to you guys. We are trying to make an account for him right now. Where does a person open a new account w/ the new format?

He is Newergirl's dad. He is back at home w/ she & I. He has some serious winter bp (very below zero) experience and he is interested in getting back into it. I hope you'll all give a nice welcome.”

“Welcome newergirl's dad!”

“Welcome Newguy (?)! It's always great to see a family together. 8)”

“He says thanks, but we still can't figure out where to open an account.”

“Nigal, don't you think Newguy is the appropriate and cool name here. He wants a superhero type name! Kidding.”

“Welcome newguy! Hope you can make the MT TT trip. Boy newgirl, when you go looking for newgear, you really go all out!”

“Welcome Newguy

Newgirl - Did you logout as newgirl to create the new acct?”

“I have a feeling Steve Hiker just died!!LOL”

“LOL @ Leatherneck!”

“I will log out and try it. I know Aero, can you believe all the nice offers from everyone. Tons of good info. Hey, what are you doing tonight? Will you be around the school. Maybe you could document Newguy's existence for us.”

“Welcome, Deadbeat! Or would you prefer "Live In Stud" or "Shack Up Honey"? Listen, you kids best get hitched or you're going to HELL!”

“I think I need Matt's help. I logged out & signed Newguy up. We accidently put in the wrong e-mail address, so his acct. info. got sent to some unknown person. That person will be getting a password I assume. He could use it to post as Newguy, but will not really be my Newguy. Help! Maaaattt! How do we fix this little problemo?

I have officially become the tech. idiot on this site. Feel free to congratulate me.”

“how about we call him "newgear"! LOL!!!!”

“Hey, I'd rather be called Spiderman or something than 'Newguy' any day, LOL

Congrats and many happy reruns of the day”

“Rad, you are killing us.”

“Tilt, he is mortified by the Newguy thing. He hates me for it. Who knows, thanks to my dumb mistake we might have to go w/ something else. I wrote Matt an e-mail. Hopefully he can help.”

“steve hiker is gonna be crushed!”

“NewGuy
I just wanna say "I never touched your daughter". Steve Hiker on the other hand.................”

“Yaz... Matt'll fix it for sure.

For myself, I'm not really the Spiderman type. More like Underdog, I think:

"THERE"S no need to fear... !"”

“How about naming him "Chip"? LOL!

Seriousely though, "SubZero" is a cool name. It has the super hero slant to it, you said he did the winter thing, and it just sounds cool!”

“dude,

newguy is her boyfriend, NOT her DAD!”

“Let Newguy choose his own name. Lets not rock the boat too much, too soon.”

“Oops!
I thought you were a lesbian!
(I think it was rad that told me that).



KIDDING!


Welcome, SuperNewGuy...

I suppose you'll be hitting us up for gear, too.

KIDDING AGAIN!
DAY-YAM!


hehehee!”

“Sub Zero.......cool name

Your just a PunMan ain't ya Nigal!
LMAO!!!!!!”

“Thanks for clearing that up Rad. Walkindude was confused. Nigal, Newguy is greatful to you for suggesting a more masculine name. He was thinking of something along those lines anyway.”

“SubZero it is then! Now for the disclaimer: If any weirdos pop up using Newguy . . . he ain't mine. Thanks for all the nice welcomes.”

“Dude, should I take the name "Punyip"?”

“Welcome SuperNewDudeWithExRayVision !
I hope you are a good daddy to that wonderful daughter of yours.”

“How was I confused?”

“Had to go w/ belowzero. Subzero was taken.”

“Yea, I thought I was funny. Now I just feel like an ass. I will give you the password as soon as I figure out how.”

“Gotta' go, I'll come back and post some other time. Newgirl has to go to school.”

“Welcome, belowzerosupernewdudewithexrayvision! You will have fun on this site. Sounds like you are the real deal when it comes to carrying around heavy objects while freezing your @ss off. LOL”

“Will the real subzero please stand up?”

“You don't have to feel bad. I thought it was a gay name anyway. HaHa, just kidding. You can keep it. Chili, I'm Newgirl's real boyfriend.”

“subzero is a brand of refrigerator.”

“Welcome Sub Dude,.. treat her good or you will have to answer to Steve!”

“Thanks, I lost track there for a minute. Welcome to the insanity.”

“Thanks. Glad to be a part of it.”

“Let's see,,,,,belowzero is not subzero, he is newgirl's bf and newergirls dad. Subzero is not newgirl's boyfriend and makes no claim to newergirl's paternity, but is really an ass. Ok, perfectly clear to me.”

“Belowzero
I would like to extend my deepest sympathies. I know you must have had a tough life with NewGirl growing up in the same house. If you need any kind of psychological or emotional help then I suggest either Dr Laura or Pedxing. They are TTs best in that department.
Good luck.”

“Welcome, belowzero. Glad to have you aboard.”

“Thanks glad to be aboard.”

“Poor guy is probably reeling from the welcome he's gotten here! Don't let them see you sweat Belowzero, just have fun and go with the flow. Welcome”

“Hee heee y'all are a riot.

Best to both of you, Newgirl and Belowzero. Or rather, to the three of you. Belowzero you're damm lucky to be with that noogie, as we affectionately call her here on TT.

Now, suit her up in lightweight gear and teach her a thingie or two about b'packing!!!”

“How can he be Ms.Newgirl's *newguy* if he is Ms.Newergirl's dad? So he's just new to us, eh?”

“"NewGuy
I just wanna say "I never touched your daughter". Steve Hiker on the other hand................."
walkindude
05:21:03 PM
11/28/01


dude, newguy's daughter is... like... 2 years old! THAT is 'how you were confused'! LOL!!!!”

“Newguy a.k.a. belowzero is newgirls Dad. At least that's how I read it.”

“Nope, he's newgirls, daughters, dad.

I am my brothers, sons, uncle. All clear now?”

“"He is Newergirl's dad".

newgirl
04:19:36 PM
11/28/01

This is from the first line. Looks to me like it says "Newgirls Dad".”