Inner Peace

“A wise friend told me that the purest way to achieve inner peace was to finish things I had started.

Today I finished 2 bags of potato chips, a lemon pie, a fifth of Jack Daniel's and a small box of chocolate candy.

I feel better already.”

“I know how you feel...

...after every beer.”

“LMAO strider. I think I will go start in on a 12 pack. I should be real peaceful in about 4 hours.”

“I had a Root Beer yesterday. I had inner peace right after I took a piss.”

“Man! I love to see someone take real pride in a difficult task completed! Strider, you are making me proud.”

“Just for the record, I did finish the Root Beer.”

“Hero Status, walkindude!! Awsomeness is what you is.”

“Ya damn skippy!”

“I guess I always took things to extreams, but nothing made me feel better about myself than working hard and at the end of the day looking back and seeing how far along I had made it and what I built with my two hands. I walked away knowing it would live on past my time and be a thing others would be proud of too.

When it came to playing I was no different, I still pushed myself to get all I could out of a day. Now I can look back on that and relive the moments, it gives me inner peace....

And to think,..I could have gotten that inner glow with a 12 pack, what was I thinking?LOL”

“Homer?

Homer Simson?

Wisdom from a Guru of Guzzlin'”

“what's all this about Dinner Peas?”

“I think finishing off my project manager would give me inner peace.”

“ALRIGHT MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!! WHILE YOU LADIES ARE TALKING ABOUT INNER PEACE,CHARLIE IS CRAWLING THROUGH THE PERIMETER OF YOUR FIREBASE. HE IS GOING TO CUT YOUR THROAT AND FEED YOUR LIVER TO HIS DOG. DISCIPLINE AND MOTIVATION ARE THE KEYS TO SUCCESS. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50 SCUMBAG!”

“Mebbe we finished this thread...”