TROLL CALL

“Canadian Club should be stopped at the border!
Ever try Quarenta Tres(43)? Spanish liquore made from vanilla bean. Put that in your coke and you'll be in heaven

(my livers tinglin'! now see whatchu dunned?)”

“Dang, I love vanilla coke. That sounds really good Limpy.”

“YOU ARE A PATHETIC FATBODY! DROP AND GIMME 50 PUSHUPS!”

“Pedexing, just use the same password to all your names. Thats what i do”

“Hello all. I am new here, and have been reading the messages for a couple of days now. I have one question. What is a troll? I can't seem to figure it out.”

“LISTEN UP PRETTY BOY!!!! WHILE YOU ARE GETTIN ALL FANCIED UP FOR YOUR DATE WITH MARY JANE ROTTENCROTCH CHARLIE IS AIMING AN RPG AT YOUR LITTLE SISTER JUST WAITING TO BLOW HER INTO A MILLION PIECES! STAY ALERT STAY ALIVE!!!!!

NOW DO SOME $#%%^$#$ PUSHUPS SH!TBIRD!!!!!


btw a troll is an imposter of sorts.

DONT THINK THAT BECAUSE I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION PRETTY BOY THAT WE ARE FRIENDS WHO ARE GONNA SHOWER TOGETHER!!!! DO SOME MORE PUSHUPS KNUCKLEHEAD!”

“Goobergirl this means you too!

BTW googrl, think that DI over there needs some sax to loosen up do your thingie huh?”

“STEVE IF YOU DONT REFRAIN FROM YOUR PERPETUAL LUST FOR NEWGIRL I AM STOMP ON YOUR CROTCH TILL YOU PUKE!!!! SHE IS SOMEONES DAUGHTER!!!

DO PUSHUPS YOU PILE OF STEAMY SH!T!”

“SIR, goobergirl is not newgirl.”

“Ok, alright, who left the door open? Come on, fess up, who let the troll in? Could it have been...............................steve hiker? Yes I think so. You heard the man s.h., drop to the ground and bench press the earth!”

“1st time back since the new change, and how thoughtful that some of you have not forgotten about me. That ToT makes me sick. To think that someone would actually try to troll a troll. Beat it punk.

Steve have you figured out how to get newgirl? That campus can't be to big. You think it would be easy to spot someone with a newspaper stuck to her face!”

“Hello Boys and Girls. This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats.

I Don't Think You're Happy Enough!”

“Well I'm not a Troll but it's been some time since I've posted...”

“Gear Slut,

That drink sounds simply yummy!”

“Biz is missing”

“Errrr.... all your names Iced!?!? How many ya got?”

“I know who DI Hartman is!”

“Sunshine... have you ever tried a Bazooka Joe? Tastes just like the bubble gum.... Mmmmm-Mmmmmm!!”

“Us single people who have a life get busy ya know!

Tilt? The Turning Test? Are you saying this is a weird experiment in artificial intelligence gone awry?”

“I was post # 69 Ü

I am back

(Kleety?)”

“seems to be lots of new ones in the past few days”

“What else is new!

8)”

“its been a few days for me. Maybe later!!”

“are you talking about me?”