TROLL CALL

“Stand up and be counted, WIMPS. It's do or die time.

Spock
Bacpac
Tarp Lloyd Rat
Facemelt
Minister of Truth
SlapMyAssAndCallMeSpanky”

“Don't forget Stinky Wizzleteats!

Man, I hope I spelled that correctly...”

“I think "svetlina" (?) was pretty charming.”

“Don't forget Super Troll.”

“Spock is now posting as 'thebackpacker'.

Super Troll posted yesterday a few times. Bacpac is deerhunting. Minister of Truth has posted in the last few days.”

“yo”

“Bacpac's been hunting for a long time!”

“Yeah, I know. I had noticed that too.”

“I know nothing!”

“I think I should post here, but I'm not sure.”

“What evidence do we have that Spock=thebackpacker?

(I think I'll ressurrect Plainhiker if I can remember the password)”

“pedxing, i hope you pay more attention to your patients! wake up, man! LOL!!!!”

“i know, i hope there's only one person in the world that sounds like Spock, LOL! if not...yikes!”

“I don't know who's real and who's
not....for all I know there's really only ten or twelve members here!”

“no one is real WW.. this is all computer-generated senseless drivel.. taken from AOL instant messages from around the universe.”

“thebackpacker doesn't fit spock's patterns of moronic posts. I don't think they are the same.”

“If you are so inclined,
Read this

And then this

And then this

and feel free to draw your own conclusions.”

“thbackpacker=spock=dork”

“Did I pass the Turing Test?”

“Sorry skully,,,I am still not convinced. I don't think spock and thebackpacker are the same. The prose appears different to me.”

“and if they were?.. what then?.. it's not like we can do anything..

I think Matt should post IP alongside ScreenName.. so we can zap them.. NOT!.”

“What a bunch of minus-IQ bastards. #&%!$, #&%!$, #&%!$ about trolls for weeks on end. Then some moron starts a post goading the trolls on and wondering where they are, and the rest of you simpletons chime right in with guesses as to who they are and their possible whereabouts.

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT! No wonder they thrive here.”

“goad (gd) n.

A long stick with a pointed end used for prodding animals. An agent or means of prodding or urging; a stimulus.

tr.v. goad·ed, goad·ing, goads

To prod or urge with or as if with a long pointed stick.


[Middle English gode, from Old English gd.]”

“Had to look it up, did you, Einstein?”

“me thinks u talk funny.. u ain't from around here, are ye?”

“haha, Dr. Laura gets a rise out of being prodded...”

“I knew those trolls had SOMETHING up their butt...”

“Come here you trolls, steve hiker did say
And then the others think they can play
In my mirror looks Spock, thebackpacker will reflect
They are one and the same, tis simple to detect”

“if I was guessing.. I think i know who Troll of Truth is.”

“I think I know, call on me says towndawg
I think I can see, though he hides in a fog
Often called Matt, by the young named Tea
Don't guess the same, for Matt is not me”

“I agree, it sounds like spock = thebackpacker.

If matt were to post people's IP's next to the post, it would open us all to attack. If you look at the number of jerks who post here along with the number of trolls, are you sure you want to open yourself to the possibility of being hacked? I have a very good firewall but nothing is perfect, what about you?”

“nopers.. my guess for Troll of Truth is a big fella with hair of BLACK.. that luvs to write poetry and give us all FLACK.. He's a good guy I am TOLD but sometimes he gets a little too BOLD.”

“Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.

Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.

Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.

Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!

Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!”

“put him in a comfortable chair and let him RECLINE, give him a computer and yes he will WHINE..”

“What the hell kinda la-de-da crap is that?”

“Gear Slut: just saw your post.. ya.. that's why I said NOT.. cos in solving one problem, would open us all up to another..

If I know how to zap IPs, surely others do also..”

“Nope T D, I`m not the Troll Of Truth,... the stuff he/she does looks like mine and I have been asked if it was.... I am Big Foot,..Home Spun Country and Oops Sorry!,.. none more than that,...
sorry,...not me!LOL”

“The Princess Bride rocks!”

“Tom, you are terrifically funny!! this, along with your version of HMWH...LMAO!! :-D”

“Whats a Troll anyways?”

“Speaking of Trolls? Check out this PASTED post from another website:

I was wondering if anyone is up for a roudy good time this spring? I was hoping we could get lots of people together, pack like ten cases of icehouse, bring a barbeque gril, lots of MEAT, and of course potato chips, really loud tunes, some acid, and some pot to fill numerous 6 foot bongs.We can canoe it all out into the woods on the Alligash Waterway in Maine, then we can bury all our trash along the way so we don't have to carry it out. I think that as long as we remember to sink our cans instead of just throwing them into the water, then we should be ok. Oh ya, if their are any hunters that want to bring high powered rifles, I don't think there are too many rangers in the woods up there, we can shoot lots of moose along the way; who knows, maybe we can even shoot a ranger if he gives us any ****. So what do you say?

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lol.. and you think we have some good trolls?”

“I saw that yesterday TD. There are some pretty good responses to it as well.”

“ok, I'm here...anyone who would like to bash me may now do so...then I respectfully request that you get off of your lazy computer-keyboard-pecking arses and come meet me at the Firey Gizzard this Friday-Saturday, and Sunday, and see if your bashing is deserved or not.....methinks too many posters on this site are not backpackers, just living vicariously through those of us who are......”

“Skull... Spock=thebackpacker looks like a pretty good theory to me.”

“geez! get defensive, why don't ya!”

“What IS a "Firey Gizzard"?

Does that occur from drinking too much moonshine?”

“A Firey Gizzard must be similar to a Screeching Lizzard. Looks like the TT folks are doing shooters.”

“The Princess Bride rocks!

Prepare to die!



Ever had a 'Prairie Fire'??
It's a shot of tequila with a few shakes of Tabasco, *YUM*”

“the BEST shooter ever is Chocolate Cake. half vodka and half Frangelico, and you take it with a sugar-dipped lemon in your mouth. i have no idea why that tastes like chocolate cake, but it does!”

“Duck Farts

1 part Kahlua, 1 part Bailey's, and 1 part Crown or CC.

It goes down smooth and is just like having dessert!”