Bacpac located!

“Celebration bite not quite right
Thursday, November 29, 2001

Next time, a high five might be more appropriate.

Spain's soccer federation has opened an inquiry after Sevilla midfielder Francisco Gallardo (aka Bacpac) bit a teammate's genitals while celebrating a goal.

Gallardo was filmed with his head between the legs of striker Jose Antonio Reyes, who had just scored early in the second half of Sunday's 4-0 home victory over Valladolid. The disciplinary hearing will decide whether Gallardo broke federation rules concerning "sporting decorum."

Reyes told sports daily Marca he had "felt a slight pinch." The federation said it may suspend Gallardo, who has played 29 times for Sevilla.”

“You sound jealous kleetn.”

“Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaahhaaaaaaaaa!!!


I'm sure he was just trying to pass along his family tradition for circumcision.”

“holy meat flute batman..... that is a bad way to circumsize the fireman dude!”

“LOL on the Batman BB!”

“Moses to God: Wait a minute, the Arabs get all the oil and natural gas, and you want us to cut the ends off of what?”

“Sevilla's Francisco Gallardo has defended his bizarre goal celebration, where he appeared to bite Jose Antonio Reyes' genitals: The pain in Spain”

“In other news today........

Sevilla's Francisco Gallardo married his long time American girl friend, Lorena Bobbit, at a church in Madrid. According to one guest, the ceremony went smoothly, but the reception was cut short............”

“I thought you were going to say they found him tagged and strapped to the top of his hunting partner's car.”

“Six months later...

Francisco Gallardo met with reporters today to announce the retirement of Jose Antonio Reyes. "There hasn't been much to celebrate since last November," a despondent Gallardo said. "Once the meat of our lineup, he now seems afraid to even take a shot. We think it is time he pack up his balls and go home."”

“I love Men's Soccer. They are all so cute . . . and twisted. SSShhhh . . . don't tell belowzero I said that.”

“Wow, what a close call...when I think of all those times I almost told bacpac to bite me... ;-)”

“Whut be wrong wit' dis guy? It aint even funny t' joke about sump'n goin' down
t' mah arm. I main, without mah arm, I caint keep mah woman happy. An' if she
aint happy, nobody be happy. Slap me some skin.”

“Thank goodness!

We should call him "Chomp"”

“Blue Ridge Parkway
Drug Arrest

Ranger Ben Hansel came upon a truck parked in the roadway exit of the Chestoa view overlook with its lights off on the evening of January 23rd. He stopped to check it and found that it was occupied by a naked man covered with baby oil who had a pair of women’s underwear at his feet. Hansel asked for identification, then noticed what he believed to be a crack pipe in the driver’s side handle compartment. When Hansel reached for the pipe, the driver, Bacpac, grabbed and crushed it, cutting his hand on the broken glass. Bacpac then attempted to start the truck and drive off, but Hansel pulled the keys from the ignition. A struggle ensued. Hansel ordered Bacpac to keep his hands on the steering wheel, but Bacpac refused to comply and kept reaching under the seat. Hansel used OC spray on Bacpac, then handcuffed him. Hansel searched the vehicle and turned up pornography, drug paraphernalia, and several suspected narcotics, including crack cocaine, several different unidentified pills in plastic bags, and sugar tablets in small tin boxes that may be LSD. Bacpac was treated for lacerations and the effects of the OC spray. Ranger Brian Stackowicz assisted with transporting the prisoner to a local jail, where charges were filed. Hansel was not injured in the incident.”

“Is Hansel's partner named Gretel?”

“He followed the breadcrumbs to bacpac's truck.”

“So THAT's what they do at deer camp!”

“Hey, sounds like it was his big, Friday date night!”

“And that cop ruined his night!”

“With all that baby oil he should be known as "FatBack".”

“Well this ought to take some of the pressure off me :-)”

“I heard Mr. Niceguy was lotioning bacpac up, and bolted when the cop arrived.”

“I feel like bolting, just reading this thread.”

“bacpac, you bastard! I'm not loaning you any more of my crack pipes...”

“Uhhh, Bacpac, you can keep the lotion.”

“maybe the lotion was also insect repellent.......

Jergens Off.”

“With all that stuff in his truck, perhaps he was trying to shed new light on the term'gear junkie'!”

“Classic, BB! Just classic! When it comes to Jergens Off, you know all the lines.”

“Thanks bro. I think that just may be my best TT contribution yet!”

“Was it baby oil or just grease?”

“Johnsons' Bacpac Oil?”

“Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was wrong. Just mentioning this dudes name attracts extra attention :-(”

“uh, YEAH... LOL



Maybe it was........fatback?

streak-o-lean?

LARD????”

“HeeHee. It's apparently happened again....
From LonleyHikerChick's Blog:

Friday, 30 January 2004 - 2:01 PM EST

Name: bacpac
E-Mail: sparky@engineer.com

I enjoyed myself last night, thanks. ”

“really?? good find, Aero!

mmmm, bacpac all covered in grease...i just don't quite know what to say to that. LOL!!”

“Ned Beaty(SP?) comes to mind. LOL!”

“EWWWWWWWWWW!”

“whatever, skully. you are SO turned on right now, admit it!”

“LOL!”

“Yuk. Now I'm getting sick.”

“We grossed out aero!”