"Quietest spots in the U.S"

“Not any more.”

“yeah, it's a party in here!”

“I thought this was Forbes magazine's The Best Houses In The Safest Places”

“It has to be this office today. The place is like a morgue. When is 5:00 going to get here!!!!!!”

“No kidding, Chief. I'm the only one left here, so I'm reading TrailTalk! Sorry, I'm leaving at 3:30!”

“You bum!!!!! I can't leave until 5:00. That first one is going to taste great!!! Too bad I have to drive home and pick up the wife. It's going to cut into my Happy Hour!!!

Have a good weekend anyway.”

“I guess because you all haven't gotten home yet, and haven seen your mail yet, you haven't read February's Backpacker Magazine.”

“i did.

bastards.”

“Quietest spots in the U.S = bacpac's bedroom? har har”

“I doubt the Giz is gonna be quiet his weekend-
Best wishes to you BIG SKY guys-
Tell me abut the Tetons-
Aero- I spent a summer near Crow Agency- any good spts near there?”

“We ain't showing up- that was Josh Man on the last 2 messages...”

“So where were the quietest spots? Any in MI?”

“It's the first of a series of articles on Quietest spots in the U.S.
Feb. issue covers the Wabayuma Peak Wilderness of AZ.

Next month they're covering your favorite quiet spot!”

“Smokies , Cherokee National Forest and the Citico Creek Wilderness

Ohio, East Fork State Park

Oregon, Badger Creek Wilderness”

“Green Bank, West Virginia.....
It is the site of a National Radio Telescope of some sort because it is very quiet.

They are listening for the mother ship!”

“What does she say???”

“"Spock, phone home!"”

“Anywhere 5 miles or more from a road. Airplanes keep the remaining backcountry on an even noise plateau.”

“Quietest spots in the U.S? hmmm, how about the space between most republican's ears?”

“Awwwww, you miserable SLUT!

Actually, I think there is murmuring between them thar ears of which you speak.
That would be the murmuring of DEMONS!!!
It drives such people to wicked thoughts of avarice and paranoia.

Hoohoohoohoohahahahahahahaha

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