Conversations with Rad & Buddha Bear

“Time Logged - 2 trail hours
Sites seen - 2 old stills
Subjects of conversation - Beer, Women, Hikin', How Spock is such an a$$, uhh, and beer.”

“And the moon rising over Firey Gizzard!! LOl”

“we worshipped in the temple of alcohol.

it' was the first official HMWH club meeting!

the moon. ROTFLMAO!!!!”

“Hey how come bpbaby got to sit in on a HMWH club meeting?! I want details!!!! Spill Bpbaby!:o)”

“bpbaby,

run swiftly and tell not a soul!”

“I know nothing!! Ask Skullcap, she wasn't there too!!”

“Hmmmm...still recovering from that moon. I'm pretty sure I don't know anything about it!”

“I lost my vision for a few mins.
Skerry!!
=8@/”

“Two full moons in one night...does that make one of them a blue moon?”

“It glowed blue in the light of my Tikka, I'd say that counts!”

“Rad and Buddha Bear suck eggs”

“Buddha Bear: (Looking at 2 large stills) "Damned, those southern boys knew how to make some moonshine back in the day."

Rad: "I know, I wonder how long it would take to drink all that moonshine?"

BB: "Prolly all summer!"

Rad: "Prolly half a summer if the Swedish bikini team was with us."

BB: "Dude! We even have a pool with waterfall to do some skinny dippin'"

Rad: "What about strippers, we could get strippers too!"

The conversation continued to digress, culminating into a hypothetical porn shoot starring Gary Coleman and 12 white female dwarfs whilst drinking moonshine with a variety of strippers, bikini clad women and Reese Witherspoon.”

“hey! i gotta work, here! quit making my mind wander, man! LOL!!!!

poor biz, she still wants us. well, you can start by fetchin' me a beer.”

“Then we'll give her the bizzzzzness!
lol

BTW - don't forget the lime Biz.”

“shiznit!

bizzomb!”

“did you guys hug? did you take a picture? ;-)”

“Oh, we GOT us a picture.. heh.. wait until you see THIS, lyra.”

“ROTFLMMFAO!!!!”

“what, what?? i'm waiting with bated breath!”

“Lyra: have to wait on the film people so we can get THIS particular picture posted..

Rad and Buddha Bear: luved that!.. can you post some more?”

“yeah! entertain me, dammit! what do i pay you for, sheesh...”

“well, i invited you on a trip, lyra, but you stood me up!”

“i know, i know! i rue the day! i'm really jealous that i didn't go to this one, either...it sounds like yous guys had a blast.”

“Oh shizit, here comes trouble.

The Spock section of the conversation is coming soon. we also have a "Perspective on Life" segment coming soon as well.”

“Rad: "That Spock sure is an a$$!"

BB: "Yeah, what a moron, he's prolly french or somethin'"

Rad: "Speakin' of French, have ya had any good wine lately?"

BB: "Yeah, I had a glass of merlot last week. What's your favorite beer?"

Rad: "Natty"

BB: "Good stuff, especially when there are single girls around."

Rad: "Amen to that brother. But seriously, Spocks a dork."

BB: "You are so right!"

The Spock conversation continued to loop into beer and women tangents, but eventaully ended upon the agreement that Spock was a stupid d!ck munching crack baby.”

“BB: "This is a pretty nice trail."

Rad: "Yeah, it's well marked, and has a still and everything."

BB: "Did you see Reese Witherspoon in 'Legally Blonde'? What a hottie."

Rad: "My wife Jen is the best lookin' woman in the world, but that Reese sure does have a nice pair of......"

BB: "Look, a chipmunk!"

Rad: "Ya want a beer when we get back to camp?"

BB: "Yeah, I packed in a 12 pack of Coors Light!"

Rad: "Wait till you see this gorge coming up."

BB: "Is it steep?"

Rad: "Does a bear sh!t in the woods?..... don't answer that."

The conversation then turned to a more in depth assessment of Reese Witherspoon's assets.”

“"Look, a chipmunk!"

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!”

“Rad and Bud see a female and display their mating ritual acumen.
”

“BB/Rad: Classic. Heh.. can we hire you two guys for entertainment?”

“Just casually mention you have some coors light and Natty light and no one to drink it. If you have beer, they'll come.”

“BB
I hear you didn't realize you were hanging out with Rad at first.
LOL”

“BB: "Hey Rad, I heard you got promoted, congrats!"

Rad: "Thanks BB, I heard you have a new job as well, way to go!"

BB: "Any hot chicks in the new positions?

Rad: "Yeah, lots of honeys, well time for a beer."

BB: "Cheers..... anybody see my corkscrew?"”

“Beer? Who's got beer? I want a beer!”

“corkscrew??? to open beer?? WTF??”

“I gotta whole case of Pabst with our names on it Smiley Girl, yeah baby!”

“Pabst? Got anything better?”

“Yeah, after the first 6, you won't know any better*..... yeah baby!

*BB's White Trash Line of the Day”

“Do they sell Labatts in your neck of the woods, Buddha? I'll come play for some of that!

Plus, its after the 1st two I don't know any better....”

“two! :)
lemme got git some change.”

“ROFLMAO,,,,,d@mn it,,,,quit,,,it makes my ribs hurt.”

“Did I say two? I meant 12...”

“No, you meant 2.”

“Get out of here Tarabull!”

“Oh yeah... and congrats to you, Rad, on your promotion and to you, BB, on your new job.

I'll have a beer and a glass of wine for ya!”

“HMWH - Homophobic Men Without Hair?”

“I really could use a beer tonight. I'll buy. Who wants to join me? :)”