TT Family

“TD, you must have missed it (I don't know how). There was a picture.”

“TD you missed it?
WOW! That was the TT online event of the year! Had a picture too!”

“towndawg was asleep at the wheel, again...”

“hMmm.. maybe I was out of town?”

“Towndog reminds me of this guy:

An out-of-work actor gets a call from his agent one day. "I've got you a job" says his agent.

"That's great," says the actor, "what is it?"

"Well," says his agent, "it's a one-liner."

"That's okay!" replies the actor, "I've been out of work for so long I'll take anything. What's the line?"

"Hark, I hear the cannons roar," says the agent.

"I love it!" says the actor. "When's the audition?"

"Wednesday," says the agent.

Wednesday comes and the actor arrives at the audition. He marches on stage and shouts, "Hark, I hear the cannons roar!"

"Brilliant!" says the director, "you've got the job, be here 9 o'clock Saturday evening."

The actor is so excited he got the job, that he goes on a major bender. He wakes up 8:30 Saturday evening and runs to the theater, continually repeating his line, "Hark, I hear the cannons roar! Hark, I hear the cannons roar! Hark, I hear the cannons roar!"

He arrives at the stage entrance, out of breath and is stopped by the bouncer. "Who the hell are you?" asks the bouncer.

"I'm 'Hark, I hear the cannons roar'."

"You're 'Hark, I hear the cannons roar?' You're late, get up to makeup straight away."

So, he runs up to makeup. "Who the hell are you" asks the makeup girl.

"I'm 'Hark, I hear the cannons roar'."

"You're 'Hark, I hear the cannons roar'? You're late, sit down here." Then, she applies the makeup. "Now, quick, get down to the stage, you're about to go on."

So, he dashes down to the stage. "Who the hell are you?" asks the stage manager.

"I'm 'Hark, I hear the cannons roar'."

"You're 'Hark, I hear the cannons roar'? Get on there, the curtains about to go up!"

So, he runs onto the stage. The curtains rise and the house is full.
Suddenly, there is an almighty bang behind him, and the actor shouts,
"WHAT THE FLOCK WAS THAT?"”

“Good one Arc!”

“gEez.. *pout*.. that kinda hurts my feelings arclite..

so how about it.. can someone point me to the infamous 'newgirl' picture?”

“I tried to find it but it was pulled off. Heck TD, it was even on Phil's page for a short time.”

“It was on Phil's page. It has been removed.”

“Maybe Aero'll email it to you?”

“lol arc, and thanks for the kind words adventuregirl. Ya know I'd hike with anybody that has a trail scar any day of the week! lol

and......

in the immortal words of Rudolph, the Red Nosed Raindeer from his famous Christmas TV Special...


"She thinks in cuuuuuuuute!"”

“That's what I said skully.

Sorry TD, didn't mean to rub it in.”

“by the way, HPM?.. this guy who hiked Roan Mt with us is coming up to do AT - Georgia in March.. He's the one I mentioned who lives in Jacksonville, FL?”

“The TT family has roots, too. We go back far enough to have developed enough history that we can reminesce(sp?) about the "old days" and the goooooooood times!

ie,
Jezzabell running up the camoflage tarp...

The "Ranger Encounter" on Cumby Island...
(and the dark, foggy morning)

"Jerbear's Pizza Delivery Service"...

The Cold Mountain approach shelter...

Skiracer's camera incident...
(or was that Walkin' Crow?)

And some of the customs we've developed...
ie,
Spam, spam, spam, and eggs
Swiss chocolate
"film"
Flashlight tour of homes (hehehee)


We really ARE a family!”

“Ah cool. Ya gotta tell him about the Florida ECT hike then. Heck do you think you might be able to roll up for that one?”

“Poor TD, victim of the amazing coast to coast symulpost! LOL!”

“HPM: I dropped you both an email.”

“Yep.
Thanks”

“It's OK TownDog. I saved you a copy of newgirl's picture.”

“It won't make any sense to you but everyone else gets it.”

“Awww, Towndog, cummeer and let me scratch your belly fella. I's jus funnin.”

“*growls*

"it's townDAWG.. dawg!.. I am not a dog.. I am a DAWG.. gEEz.. Are you all just STUPID or something?"”

“Ummm...TD, how do you spell my first name?”

“*growls some more*

depends on if i remember or not, but it ain't the same!

*taps paw on dog dish*”

“You're right. Spelling is only important if it's your name. It's ok, I understand.”

“*bites your leg*”

“.

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“my gosh, skully, you got DUMBO ears!”

“Those are my hands parting the curtains to make faces at you from the comfort of my living room.”

“speaking of comfort.. guess I better head for the house.. u guys be good.”

“Damn!
I show up and everybody leaves.”

“WD, maybe you need to shower. You have showered since the Gizzard...right?”

“Thanks for reminding me. It totally slipped my mind.”

“Glad we got that taken care of!LOL”

“Susan will be too.”

“WD, you know that picture that you took of me on the uphill...the one where I had my mouth open gasping for O2. Well, how much will it cost me to have you not post it?LOL”

“Lol”

“HAHAHA!!!!!”

“That's what I thought. Damn!”

“What is this?
A right coast TT family thread, only?

Where the fook are all the people from the left coast?

And, I notice some of you've been taking my name in vain, again.”

“Now don't be such a melcontent! he he

The left coast people are a bunch of cool individualists.”

“From the center folks.

So Mel how ya been?”