“today:
David Bromberg
Swingin' Utters
Chieftans' Nashville Sessions
Ramones tribute CD - (Rob Zombie, U2, Pretenders, Garbage, Metallica, Tom Waits, Offspring, etc) - Buy this, you will love it!”

“Paul McCartney's Back in the US Live 2002. He's still got it!”

“good one azimuth....i've seen buddy guy 4 or 5 times...he's da $h!t!”

“listening to the radio today, Lightning 100 Nashville best radio station IMO and no it isn't country...yuck”

“Doc Watson & Frosty Morn - Walking In Jerusalem”

“JR BROWN!”

“Hello cowgirl in the sand
Is this place at your command?
Can I stay here for a while?
Can I see your sweet sweet smile?
Old enough now to change your name
When so many love you is it the same?
It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game.

Hello ruby in the dust
Has your band begun to rust?
After all the sin we've had
I was hopin' that we turn back
Old enough now to change your name
When so many love you is it the same?
It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game.

Hello woman of my dreams
This is not the way it seems
Purple words on a grey background
To be a woman and to be turned down
Old enough now to change your name
When so many love you is it the same?
It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game.”

“Static X”

“Thanks Tilt, you @#%$. Now I'll have that song in my head all day. One of my favs.”

“currently listening to a little mix: Erin McKeown, Patty Griffin, Kasey Chambers, Lucinda Williams and Indigo Girls.

Guess I'm in a girlie mood this morning...”

“Squeeze Box
( The Who )

Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

Well, the kids don't eat and the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

[break]

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night”

“BLENDER BLUES
Bonnie Raitt


Let me be your blender, baby
Don’t ya know I can whip, chop and puree
Won’t you let me be your blender, baby
Honey, I can whip, chop and puree
I’m gonna whip you to a jelly honey
I’m gonna chop it up today.

Model is so special, honey
Gives you everything you need
Guaranteed to blend it right.
It’s built for comfort, not for speed
My motor’s most unique
There’s a style for every size
You push the right track, honey,
Sit back and watch me Osterize

Let me be your blender, baby
I can whip, chop, grate, cube and puree
I’m gonna whip you to a jelly
I’m gonna chop you up today.

If you bring the right ingredients
I’ll make any sauce you choose
I’ll hollandaise or mayonnaise
Any recipe you use
I can whip some waffle batter
I can blend some dough for buns
And if we get done blending,
We might even get some cooking done

Let me be your blender, baby
I got a cookbook all my own.
I call it a thousand and one ways, baby,
to make my little motor moan.

Start off slow and easy, honey.
I get up to a fine puree.
You work those gears just right,
We’ll make a real love soufflé.
My motor never quits
I don’t know how long you’re gonna last
If you don’t want your cubes diced, honey,
You’d better push that button fast.

Let me be your blender, baby.
I whip the freshest cream in town.
Don’t you know what they’re saying about me, baby.
Can’t no one bear my Waring down.


(NO INNUENDO HERE ! ! ! )”

“Rammstien
Marlyn Manson
Gwar
White Zombie
NIN”

“Disturbed”

“Your Welcome, 'Stomper, LOL


Here ya go Limpy. It's not a song, but WTF...

"How many times has this happened to you? You have a bass, and you're trying to find an exciting new way to prepare it for the dinner table. You could scale the bass, remove the bass' tail, head and bones, and serve the fish as you would any other fish dinner. But why bother, now that you can use Rovco's amazing new kitchen tool, the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Yes, fish-eaters, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Super Bass-o-Matic '76 is the tool that lets you use the bass with no fish waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting...."

(more)


Wow, that's terrific bass!”

“im with pacman and walkin dude on this one! rammstein and lords of acid too. sometimes I tori amos, operatica, the smiths and enigma for slower too...”

“but it's the dreaded fundraiser.”

“john hartford

live at the freight and salvage coffee house - may 18, 1993”

“I saw John with the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, back in '74 or so. He is missed!”

“Southern Culture on the Skids, baby! Particularly a song for Bacpac..."Drunk and Lonesome Again!"”

“Prong”

“The Donnas”

“As usual, I have a song going through my head. Today, it is this:

"Beat City"
Written and Performed by Ben Watkins & Adam Peters (The Flowerpot Men)


No doubt because I watched "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" last night.”

“Sweet Home Alabama
(Lynard Skynard)

Big wheels keep on turning,
carry me home to see my kin
singing songs about the southland.
I miss ole bamy once again and I think it's a sin. Yes.

Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her.
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down.
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
a southern man don't need him around anyhow.

Sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue.
Sweet home Alabama, Lord, I'm coming home to you.

In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor. Oooh hoo hoo.
Now we all did what we could do.
Now Watergate does not bother me.
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth.

Sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue.
Sweet home Alabama, Lord, I'm coming home to you.

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
and they ve been known to pick a song or two.
Lord, they get me off so much,
they pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how about you.

Sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue.
Sweet home Alabama, Lord, I'm coming home to you.

Sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue.
Sweet home Alabama, Lord, I'm coming home to you.”

“Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers
Flogging Molly
Gin Blossoms
Refreshments”

“Wildwood Flower - Duane Eddy

It's some goooooood shiznit!!!!”

“"sittin in my ya ya
waitin on my la la ummmm ummmm......"

what is the name of that song?....heh catchy little tune”

“A Perfect Circle.”

“my son is pounding on the his little 4-key baby piano. rock OUT, baby!”

“uh, ignore that unnecessary "the."”

“Randy Travis' "I Wanna Be Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
All week I've been your cousin
Tonight I wanna be your man.
Correct Lyrics:
All week I've been your husband
Tonight I wanna be your man.”

“"Sister Christian" Misheard Lyrics:
Motor Inn, What's your price per night?
Correct Lyrics:
You're motoring. What's your price for flight?

Night Ranger's, "Sister Christian"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motoring
Watching 'Price Is Right'”

“"Pseudonym=Paul Mcartney, original name=Billy Shears; According to the daft 'Paul is dead' conspiracy theories, Paul Mcartney met his death in car crash circa 1966 and was replaced by a lookalike named Billy Shears. The name 'Billy Shears' is mentioned in the song Sgt Pepper"

I'm not a Beatles fan, so tell me, is this story a pretty common urban legend? First I'd ever heard of it.”

“listening to Rave mix by Moby”

“Hey --- He was barefoot on the Abbey Road cover...”

“But back to the matter at hand:”

“Many's the time I've been mistaken
And many times confused
Yes, and often felt forsaken
And certainly misused
Oh, but I'm alright, I'm alright
I'm just weary to my bones
Still, you don't expect to be
Bright and bon vivant
So far away from home, so far away from home

I don't know a soul who's not been battered
I don't have a friend who feels at ease
I don't know a dream that's not been shattered
or driven to its knees
Oh, but it's alright, it's alright
for we lived so well so long
Still, when I think of the
road we're traveling on
I wonder what's gone wrong
I can't help it, I wonder what's gone wrong

And I dreamed I was dying
I dreamed that my soul rose unexpectedly
And looking back down at me
Smiled reassuringly
And I dreamed I was flying
And high up above my eyes could clearly see
The Statue of Liberty
Sailing away to sea
And I dreamed I was flying

We come on the ship they call the Mayflower
We come on the ship that sailed the moon
We come in the age's most uncertain hours
and sing an American tune
Oh, and it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
You can't be forever blessed
Still, tomorrow's going to be another working day
And I'm trying to get some rest
That's all I'm trying to get some rest



AMERICAN TUNE
Paul Simon
"There Goes Rhymin' Simon" (1973)”

“Led Zeppelin - How the West Was Won. GREAT stuff!”

“I like dreaming... 'cause dreaming can make you mine.”

“I know that song. TOTALLY CHEESY 70s One Hit Wonder. LOL”

“CHEESY???

F U #&%!$!”

“His name was Kenny Nolan? Sounds like sissy boy! Sure, I'd say it to his face.”

“Todd Rundgren this morning...”

“How about a little fanfare?”

“[I dig a Pygmy by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids... Phase One in which Doris gets her oats.]”

“No music. I am listening to the Tour de France though.”

“My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult's "Resurrection of Luna."”