So like, what's your sign?

“Are you talkin to me?”

“geo you wish
just say whips and chains and they come out of the woodwork!”

“Oh yeah, a little wrath goes a long way! Trying adding phrases like, "Chariots of fiery destruction." But hey, you're the one who knows all about brutality. I'm just the pervert.”

“Ha, I already wrecked your thread Maple!”

“The ethereal pervert.”

“ROTFLMAO!!! :-D it just rolls off the tongue.”

“Awww Newgie, you say the sweetest things.”

“Comes from reading the paper no doubt.”

“"No Outlet"”

“here ya'll go...
Southern Zodiac
Ya'll enjoy now...y' hear?



Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical about
horoscopes and the people
that read them. If we are to ever fully understand
all the star signs and
the people they represent, we need symbols that true
Southerners understand.

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude,
you are actually very
slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous
influence. An older Okra can look
back over his life and see the seeds of his
influence everywhere. Stay away
from Moon Pies.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble
backgrounds. A Chitlin,
however, can make something of himself if he's
motivated and has lots of
seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful.
They can erupt like
Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an
overwhelming curiosity. You're
unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel
the need to bore deep
into the interior of everything. Needless to say,
you are very intense and
driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in
their right mind is going
to marry you, so don't worry about it.

MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that
spends a lot of time on
the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the
physical appearance of Moon
Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You
should marry anybody who you
can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not
going to be easy. This
might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe
not.

POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with
life's difficulties, possums
have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a
don't-bother-me-about-it
attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people
actually think you're
dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically
healthy but seems to
work for you. One day, however, it won't work, and
you may find your
problems actually running you over.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water
sign. If you work in an
office, you're always hanging around the water
cooler. Crawfish prefer the
beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course,
and the bathtub to the
living room. You tend not to be particularly
attractive physically, but you
have very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius
for communication. They
love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share
their essence with the
essence of those around them. Collards make good
social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your
personal life goes, if
you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just
won't work. Save
yourself a lot of heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are
traditionalists in matters of the
heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems
for loved ones. You
Catfish are never easy people to understand. You
prefer the muddy bottoms to
the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish
should stay away from
Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be
with others like yourself
You like to huddle together with a big crowd of
other Grits. You love to
travel though, so maybe you should think about
joining a club. Where do you
like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon,
butter, or eggs. If you
can go somewhere where they have all these things,
that serves you well.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a
passionate desire to help your
fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best,
your friends and loved
ones, may find that your personality is much too
salty, and their criticism
will probably affect you deeply because you are
really much softer than you
appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody
you want to because in a
certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of
life, you can be sure
that people will always pull over and stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter
Bean to a party because
Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as
a Butterbean, should be
proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you
feel at home no matter what
the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However,
you, too, shouldn't have
anything to do with Moon Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to
develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite
gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire,
some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a
throwback. You're not concerned with today's
fashions and trends. You're not concerned with
anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in
your interests and behavior patterns. You probably
want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is
another somewhat kinky mating possibility”

“ROFLMFAO, that was good!”

“Oh my god I'm a Butterbean!”

“Would you like a Pepsi with my catfish?”

“Chinese signs are much more reliable. We all know Tex is a "Tiger"...hmmm....”

“MIND THE GAP”

“


I loathe okra; now I are one.”

“"I'm an Aquarius, pretty much everything it said was true."
newgirl
10:53:50 AM
08/06/02


What new girl said:) ,....I`m one of those water critters too!”

“Aquarius is an air sign.”

“i'm a freakin' butter bean? well you can kiss my @ss too, ChuckD, how's that for getting along. LOLOLOL! ;-)

eewwww, it's Dunadan!!!!
:-)”

“I'm a stinking catfish!”

“i am a butter bean.
but what id like to know is how many of you moon pies there are?
becasue i need to stay away from you!!”

“I am a Boiled Peanut married to a Boll Weevil! Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! Too much, way too much.”

“I guess that means you're not in your right mind....”

“"They relate to fellow workers only as leaders and can be blunt to those they dislike to the point of cruelty. In fact they are not above expressing vindictiveness in deliberate cruelty. They are too demanding, too unforgiving of faults in others, perhaps because they are not aware of the shortcomings within themselves, and extravagantly express their self-disgust in unreasonable resentment against their fellows."

I believe my co-workers and anyone who ever worked for me would agree here... :(

But then it says I'm a great friend!”

“Bridge may be icy”

“Left lane ends; merge right”

“Right lane ends; merge left”

“beware of falling rocks”

“Reading the thread titles:

So like, what’s your sign?
Scorpios rule

Panorama
Today is my birthday!

I really Like …
Splinter(s) in the eye

Passion for maps
Sign in all you Leos

Best food dehydrator
Did you know?
Bush Sucks

PowerBar Fast Fuel Gel
Great Times on Mount Whitney
Party at RL’s: Sun. 8/11

Secret Pals?
Cpl Nasty wins a medal

Vernon BC
Where’s Tom Terrific?

Need last min trip idea
Montanapalooza 2002

Run for your lifes. Run Now!!!!
Almost heaven

Crazy Mike’s new look!
Violin, whats with 6517???

New Jersey AT Trip, Sept, 14/15
Name that troll

And many many more”

“Sounds like you're bored at work, Geo.”

“There are beautiful fluffy clouds in the sky and it's cool today. I can't help but wonder why the he11 I'm not on the Dolly Sods.”

“Hey, at least you're allowed to hike. I'm due in just under a month and not allowed to go anywhere.”

“Heh Heh, that's the price of playing around 8 months ago!”

“hay be nice”

“Playing around?! I finally got to go on one good backpacking trip with my husband, alone for the first time ,and this happens! Well, actually it was after, but it was still a really good trip.”

“Oh, I thought of something mean, but I'm not gonna do it...”

“there's a road sign in downeast Maine that says, "fallen rocks"”

“Sounds like HPM and dayhiker are following the same script...”

“I'll bet when you get the little one in your arms it will be an even better trip.”

“Looking at that panorama shot didn't help matters any.”

“We had a combination boyscout meeting/ baby shower last week. The boys in the troop got us a kelty summit baby backpack. That was very cool!”

“Careful Bit, don't get her riled up!”

“You're gonna make the baby carry a pack right outa the chute?”

“Oops, hpm spotted me. Guess I'll have to watch what I say now, lol!”

“No silly the baby IS the backpack!”

“No, brother, I wouldn't do that to you...nothing worse than a pissed off pregnant woman.”

“Why start now? He can read the thread, can't he?”

“"No, brother, I wouldn't do that to you...nothing worse than a pissed off pregnant woman."
bitpusher
03:21:20 PM
08/07/02 "

Yes there is bit, a pissed on pregnant woman!”

“LOL!”