So like, what's your sign?

“i found a really cool horoscope link! if you're not a Scorpio, too bad for you. also, go down to the bottom and pick your sign...

Phryday Phun ”

“also, you can go down to the "Compatibility Area" to find your sign's looooove connection...”

“Emotional and loving
Intuitive and imaginative
Shrewd and cautious
Protective and sympathetic


On the dark side....

Changeable and moody
Overemotional and touchy
Clinging and unable to let go”

“Yep, my wife is a Scorpio.”

“Diplomaitic and urbane
Romantic and charming
Easygoing and sociable
Idealistic and peaceable


On the dark side....

Indecisive and changeable
Gullible and easily infuenced
Flirtatious and self-indulgent”

“Indecisive and changeable?.. skully.. are you sure you looked up the right 'date rage'?”

“what are you, HPM?”

“Gemini
It's an interesting combo.”

“LOL TD, I don't write 'em or explain 'em. I just report 'em. That's what it said.”

“ya.. but it is obviously wrong..

*ducks*”

“LIKES
The finer things in life
Sharing
conviviality
Gentleness

DISLIKES
Violence
Injustice
Brutishness
Being a slave to fashion

The ruling planet is Venus and the color choice is blue. I don't know, I think it has me pretty well pegged otherwise.”

“ruling planets are interesting to look at, too...

"In astrology, Pluto is known as the planet of transformation and change. Pluto was an agricultural God who ruled over the underworld - it was to his land of death beyond the river Styx that every living creature was eventually transported. Pluto often wore a helmet which rendered him invisible, and (probably helped by the helmet!) was known as being a great seducer. The planet that bears his name rules the sign of Scorpio..."

planets rule! ”

“the like 'the being a slave to fashion' part of your dislikes..

so I take it you don't wear MATCHING 'The North Face' tops with cute little shorts?”

“I wouldn't be caught dead on the side of Mt. Everest itself wearing anything with 'The North Face' labels on it!”

“ya.. but if you did?.. everyone would remark how cute and well-together you looked in your matching ensemble?”

“i'm a piss-keys”

“I'm an Aquarius, I didn't check the link, anyone want to tell me about me?”

“you damned sure ain't compatible with pisces.”

“Wow! Lyra, I just checked it and it is pretty much right on. It describes me almost word for word. That is the best astrology site I've ever been to. Cool! Thanks.”

“no problemo! mine was right-on, too. :-)

and work on not being too unpredictable for me, wouldya, newgirl. ;-)”

“Modest and shy
Meticulous and reliable
Practical and diligent
Intelligent and analytical


On the dark side....

Fussy and a worrier
Overcritical and harsh
Perfectionist and conservative”

“It's awfully accurate...”

“Slippery When Wet”

“"End County Maintenance"”

“Traditional
Leo Traits

Generous and warmhearted
Creative and enthusiastic
Broad-minded and expansive
Faithful and loving


On the dark side....

Pompous and patronizing
Bossy and interfering
Dogmatic and intolerant


What a bunch of crap! Don't anyone visit that link unless you're just plain stupid!”

“hahahahaha!! yeah, they totally pulled that one out of their arses, huh, Violin? ;-)


and rad, where have you been all day? i like to go phishing... ;-)”

“LOL Violin! My son's a Leo. Funny, it fits him to a "T"...”

“Lyra, you DO understand that they pull ALL that stuff out of their arses, don't you?

;-)”

“Kewl!!!!

Hey newgirl!!! You and I share Uranus as a governing heavenly body!!! ;)=

They say that Aquarian's are "liable to spasmodic and nervous complaints, as well as wind,
catarrh, diarrhea, dropsy, goiter and delirium tremens - so that the avoidance of alcohol is important for those Aquarians who have a taste for it." Perfect that explains it.......that sounds like any morning after some cheap draft beer!!!!”

“LOL Skullcap, me worry??? I'm a happy girl!!!”

“LMAO!”

“Optimistic and freedom-loving
Jovial and good-humored
Honest and straightforward
Intellectual and philosophical


On the dark side....

Blindly optimistic and careless
Irresponsible and superficial
Tactless and restless

TGIF and I have nothing better to doo-doo.”

“Briar, I liked the delirium tremors myself. We are now entering prime time for our kind. Awesome!”

“Violin;

Fat chance a real Leo would admit to any of those darkside traits, huh?

But all the light side, it fits me to a "T"..now, that might be a snug fitting wet "T" (shirt), but none-the-less, it's a "T". LOL”

“"they will do everything in their power to maintain the security of the status quo and be somewhat hostile to change."

No that's not me, nu-uh, nope not Me”

“ISLANDS”

“... rocklike...”

“Hey now...I'm proud of being pompous!”

“"No Trespassing"... but I have a tendency to ignore it.

LOL, man, I'd say that Scorpio stuff is right on the mark, much as I hate to.”

“Newgirl and Rabbit,..I`m one of you critters too!”

“Simple.....666”

“Kangaroos
next
4km”

“(I couldnt do the Kangaroo symbol)”

“Hey, cool link Lyra!! I'm an Aries....
Traditional Aries Traits

Adventurous and energetic
Pioneering and courageous
Enthusiastic and confident
Dynamic and quick-witted


On the dark side....

Selfish and quick-tempered
Impulsive and impatient
Foolhardy and daredevil

LIKES
Action
Coming in first
Challenges
Championing Causes
Spontaneity

DISLIKES
Waiting Around
Admitting Failure
No opposition
Tyranny
Other peoples advice ;-) (but only if it's what I don't want to hear...)
Wow...this is kinda scary... it's pretty close to me! Ah well, I never claimed to be easy to live with!”

“And I've dated every sign, so I already know I'm incompatible with them all.”

“LOL, Biz...


Hey, what's up with this 'dark side'? Whatever happened to the Beaver Brown Band anyhow? How about a One Hit Wonder Thread? Tangent? Me?

Heck, everyone has these traits to some extent... I wasn't supposed to say that was I? LOL”

“Who found that site I"m the fish my Birthday is march 18 and everthing it said was wrong.

It's all in good fun......:)

Mike”

“Lol Biz...but you've got 60 more to go.”

“The Lion
July 23 to August 22
Traditional
Leo Traits

Generous and warmhearted
Creative and enthusiastic
Broad-minded and expansive
Faithful and loving


On the dark side....

Pompous and patronizing
Bossy and interfering
Dogmatic and intolerant


Where do they come up with this sh!t?”