Help! Office Christmas gift exchange!

“In my office we are doing a gift exchange and I was "lucky" and I drew my bosses name!
$20.00 is the limit, he's a coffee drinker, likes UNLV athletics, is English by birth, spent a good part of his life in one of the "Z" countries of Africa.

Current ideas are gift certificate to Barnes and Noble, coffee or coffee card from Starbucks, or a nice bottle of wine.

PLEASE HELP ME!!!

P.S. he is not into the outdoors so all gear suggestions are useless.”

“I'd get him a klan t-shirt.”

“How about a Nelson Mandela T shirt or an IRA flag?”

“Stainless coffee thermos, pint sized from Campmor. And since you are ordering from them anyway, you'll just have to see if there is anything which you need to add for you!”

“serious answer coming.. but not before I have some more fun.

"I'd get him a klan t-shirt."

TownDawg
10:51:17 AM
12/07/01

You can get those turtleneck shirts, so you don't have to put up with rope burn.”

“Ok, serious answer as I promised. Bosses are hard to buy for, but try to find out what he got LAST year, and did he like it. That will give you SOME clue.. if I was in your shoes.. I would have to find out where he shops for his clothes.. (call his wife or something.. or get the ADminASST to get the facts for ya.. ).. and get him a gift certificate to his fav place.”

“we joke about him being "african american" but the only place he can kick anyone's a$$ is on the raquetball court.”

“Go w/ the gift certificate. Can not go wrong w/ gift certificate.”

“I hate getting or giving gift certificates. They are way impersonal.

I'd suggest a good $20 hooker.”

“"he is not into the outdoors so all gear suggestions are useless"

heh.. $20 maximum?.. can you buy anything for twenty dollars at the gear stores?..

:)”

“After you check to see what he got last year and how well he liked it, check to see if that person is still employed there.”

“LMAO at skully!!!”

“A package of hot dogs and a 2 gallon jug of motor oil?”

“"heh.. $20 maximum?.. can you buy anything for twenty dollars at the gear stores?..

:)"
TownDawg
01:18:47 PM
12/07/01

LOL -- Actually, I found two items today that were under $20 but I ended up spending $55! How does that happen?? ;o)”

“So your boss likes raquetball, get him some cool looking eye protection, and if he needs them, some new balls. HAHA”

“Check out this website. www.sweetmarias.com.

Rabbitman and I have ordered coffee from this place several times. We actually got into buying the coffee beans green and roasting them ourselves. I feel sure you could find something in your price range.”

“A box of condoms.”