What's your porn name?

“Your first name is the name of your first childhood pet. Your last name is the name of the street your childhood home was on.

This makes me Bootsie Stanton.

What's yours?”

“Herman Crittenden”

“Tweety M-46”

“i have no idea what street i lived on, but my first name is Sugar!”

“For men it's their fathers middle name and the nickname of their favorite sports team. The method Violin mentions is for women.

A local radio station did this. The female winner was Sassy Tallahassee. I was the male winner with Cannon Steeldog.
Cannon is a family name. The Birmingham Steeldog's are a local minor league football team. The station limited it to pro football only. Pretty cool 'eh.”

“Barrabas Colon. LOL!”

“Honey Treadwell!”

“Since my father doesn't have a middle name (too many kids, I guess), I'll have to revert to using the system for women.

That makes me "Frankie Shady". Actually, Frankie was short for Frankfurter (a weiner dog), maybe that would be better!”

“well, i don't know who's right, so i'm either:

tippy magnolia or thomas gators”

“thanks for a much needed laugh.

signed,
Bonnie Moravian”

“Sasha , Charing Cross: by Violin's method. Dayhiker's would put me as Emmanuel Volunteer. So if we could volunteer Emmanuel to go do a porn flick with Sasha over at Charing Cross Studios, we'd be in business.

Hey Tippy Magnolia, you interested in doing a picture with Sasha and the girls. I would give you a plot line, but I think all of the ideas are already done -- so we will have to go with lots of nekkid girls on a beach somewhere who are in search of the man with the largest Moonshine still. Yes, that's it. Some guy with a large still, in a flick with Sasha, Tippy Magnolia and Emmanuel.

Would Reese Witherspoon be interested in coming?”

“Mine would technically be Cannon Tide. The local radio station limited it to pro so that every caller wouldn't be so and so Tide or so and so Tigers.”

“Blackie County Road 9???? I don't think so. Sorry Violin, I have to use dayhiker's method.

Paul Volunteer.”

“Yoyo Longmeadow”

“Duke Prosperity or Charles Tiger”

“Awesome gojo.. that one actually sounds for REAL.”

“Alfred Skins”

“LOL at Le Subtil...Tweety M-46. HA
I think you would get the reward for Least Likely to Be An Actual Porn Star's name!

Mine is Buffy Fielding”

“Cookie Third Avenue”

“Rocky Barnett or Lee Seminole”

“"Cookie Third Avenue"!!!

that's the best!”

“Muffin Parker
or
Briand Redwing”

“Pug 42 or Twain Packer.”

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“nope.. didn't work.. in fact trashed the thread. :)”

“Wendell Boilermaker, not a very good porn name. Oh well.”

“With Violin's method I'm:

Max Carribean

With dayhiker's sytem I'm:

James Tide”

“George Senesack.

George was a parakeet we had until I was six.

Senesack was a made up name bestowed on our street by the Lakewood City Council.

Gondor was another one.
Bleech.

We didn't have any pro sports teams to speak of back when I was that young, unless you can consider Roller Derby.

In that event, I would be known as:

Thomas Outlaws.”

“Diamond Bell”

“Kazan Longwood”

“Hmmm by the first method:

Orange Cat Lantern

by the second (male)
Francis Red Sox”