The last straw

“okay, The peep hole thing I caould handle. I even managed to hold back after the sun glasses incedent. But he ate my Pringles! All of them! A fresh can too! Now it's war.”

“do you have a plan of action?”

“Bake him some ex-lax brownies.”

“no plan yet, but the ex-lax brownies did cross my mind.”

“deathdogturd99 brownies?”

“Methane blue. non toxic, but it makes you pee blue. You can find it at a pet store, but I havent seen it in a while. Anyway put in somthing hes drinking. You have to use alot of it though, and it tastes terrible so its tricky to pull off.... but well worth it”

“Plant a baggie of white powder(flour, corn starch) on him and then drop a dime on his arse!”

“Drink beer with the guy and get him a little buzzed. Now pop in a big ole dip of Copehagen and use an empty bottle for a spitter. Fill up the spit bottle about half way and "mistakenly" set it next to his beer. Watch his face when he a takes a big ole chug off of the spitter.”

“yuk!”

“barite, that sounds nasty, yet effective”

“I like the way some of you people think......:)”

“Good 'ole fasion @ss whoppin is in order here.”

“Call Buddha Bear, have 12 pack of beer ready, sit back relax and enjoy the show.

I've got your back bro.”

“The world needs more love.

Peace. Love. Happiness. (insert peace symbol)

Go rent Ghandi and be happy you're not in a real war.”

“I can't wait to see what happens and I don't even know whats going on....:)”

“Biz has the right idea........women make the world go 'round!”

“biz is offering a piece, just for not whoopin his ass? go for the free nookie!”

“oooh, pEAce.

nevermind.”

“Pervert”

“Hunch his leg wher ever buddy will watch and say "hahahahaha".

Lik his goober to and smell his butt. He will be in barrased good.”

“biz sounds more kinky than perverted, to me.”

“a baggie of white powder...LOL, Tom T! gives new meaning to "last straw," does it not... ;-)”

“Okay, if the spitter idea doesn't work. Give the guy a beer with syrup of ipecac in it. In about 20 minutes, he will be ralphing and you can tell everyone he's a lightweight. He will be humiliated forever.

Excerpt from BaSO4's book of dirty tricks, page 4.”

“Find some Dykem Hi-Spot blue spotting ink and put it on the peephole, or the bottom of a doorknob, or the nosepiece of his glasses, anywhere it would get all over. It don't wash off, has to wear off, takes a couple weeks. Find it at an industrial supply house.”

“doodoo on his grass.”

“Piss in his grits”

“TT?

Women make the world go up and down.

Where's your priorities?

Blue ExLax?

What next?

Oh, natural progression:

Blue sh!t.”

“Thanks AG,
I think I may have to find some of that methane blue stuff.”

“mel-
Geez....what you talkin' about girl?”