Life on Mars & Venus

“Near the shore of Earth, lies a desert island nicknamed Moon where both Nirvana and Dragonia have settled down military bases as well as positioned their Armies. The ocean that is located between Earth and Nirvana is called the Solar Ocean, also known as Oceanus Solaris.

There's a city in Nirvana on the coast of the Solar Ocean right in front of Earth which is the closest city to Earth and because of that it is used as a strategic nodal point that centralizes all the operations of Nirvana towards Earth.

This city is called Mars and has a satellite city denominated Phobos which was artificially projected. Phobos shelters a huge military base - the biggest of Nirvana. The inhabitants of Mars are called Martians.

Venus is the second city of Nirvana in proximity to Earth. Because of that, Venusian soldiers also have a significant presence in the alien war on Earth.

Mars and Venus are so close to Earth that the Confederates of Nirvana have observed very carefully the scientific development on Earth of telescopes and other astronomical devices that could lead to the discovery of intelligent life on Mars and Venus.

Space programs and terrestrial expeditions in the outer space of the Solar Ocean were accompanied very closely as well, by extraterrestrial forces. Space probes and other vessels launched by terrestrial tribes towards the cities of Nirvana couldn't find out the true nature of reality regarding Mars, Venus and some other cities.

In order to preserve the structures of terrestrial society without interfering in the free will of earthlings as a whole, Martians and Venusians have dispatched to Earth special military units with the specific mission of altering the lenses of these telescopes and space probes. They have manufactured palpable holograms on Mars and Venus using alien technology so that Neutral observers from Earth would find only craters, rocks, boulders, deserts, incompatible atmospheres, too high or too low temperatures or poisonous gases.

Mind reading capability and alien disinformation techniques have also been used on Earth so that terrestrial scientists would never be sure about the existence of intelligent life on Mars, Venus and other cities of Nirvana.

Dragonia has also covered up evidences about the presence of their soldiers on Earth, although some of their alien races presenting a relatively lower level of alien technology have been involved in disastrous accidents in space or unexpected incidents on the surface of Earth.

The aliens of Nirvana and Dragonia consider that reality is only a description : a dynamic description. For them, you can't imprison reality in a cage. If you can't repeat an experiment or show it live simultaneously on several channels of national or international television on Earth, then it has never occurred.”

“When's the movie coming out?”

“Ummm. Can I get some of whatever you are on?”

“solitary hiker?”

“Considering there will be inter-planetary war, I need all of your comments. In general, would you like to become poopy coloured goo, become a slave on Venus or an exhibit in a zoo on Mars?”

“a slave on venus, for me!”

“by the way...

is this bunyip? or bc_trailguy?”

“Venus is too hot! Mars for me!”

“They didn't say a LUV slave, rad.

What's on the menu in the zoo? And will I be in a cage with nekkid women?”

“Christopher, is that YOU??”

“tarpy?”

“no, never mind. MG, you sound just like my friend from work...he always comes over to my desk when i'm TTing, so i was just wondering...

well, you're both looney tunes!

i'd be goo...duh! ;-)”

“There may be intelligent life on other planets but this thread proves there is no intelligent life on Earth.”

“LOL!! it's definitely NOT Christopher...i asked him if he was TTing, and he said, "You mean as in the S&M thing??" and i was like, "What the hell are you talking about...sorry i asked!"

so MG, we need some introductions...what's your sign, your porn name, details of your insanity...?”

“The Armies of Nirvana and Dragonia can operate on the Earth chessboard, provided that they do not interfere with the main structures of the Earth society. To do this, they need to use terrestrial shapes and live as characters on Earth : aliens in disguise behaving exactly like terrestrials do. They have developed the art of human mimicry, acting as chameleons in a jungle : the jungle Earth.

These alien characters are able to pretend behaviors, opinions, emotions, preferences, likes and dislikes, prejudices, little manias and idiosyncrasies, voice frequencies, and so on.

They are capable of producing deliberate accidents for their very characters, and of improvising routinely calculated errors in their ordinary actions. They're able to meticulously measure their words and for example avoid demonstrating too much knowledge of a subject that is unrelated to his or her character. They can also fabricate apparent illnesses (they are apparent to the instruments, too) and manipulate coincidences, among many other things.

Each one of the characters is different from each one of the others, and is given a character guideline with all the details that must be followed.

In order to create a character, they need to fabricate the character's biography, and this can be easily arranged. A biography is created by overcarefully constructing in a consistent basis on the interlocutor's mind a detailed image about the places and persons and events that are allegedly part of the alien character's past. They're trained to do this, much more trained than a terrestrial conventional spy. To facilitate things, often the alien character comes from a different place (a small town, another state or region or country, etc.)

Furthermore, when the character in question is of a famous personality - especially politicians or entrepreneurs - who will have his or her past investigated by terrestrial authorities, then either some of the investigators are alien themselves, or false clues are introduced during the investigation. False documents can be meticulously planted in places like schools or hospitals, and providential testimonies of planted witnesses can also be carefully arranged.

Additionally, the aliens of Nirvana are able to easily read the minds of all the population, including the persons coming from this or that specific place, which means that they can use everything in the memory of these people so as to build a consistent image of their pasts.
On the other side, the aliens of Dragonia have the habit of washing the minds of their terrestrial collaborators using their alien technology and thus extracting from their memories any fact or image they need.

Using techniques similar to the ones showed in the movie "Wag the dog", the Confederates of Nirvana and also the alien creatures from Dragonia are able to easily create physical elements with the intention of reinforcing for the minds of their interlocutors a perfect and detailed description of reality regarding their fabricated pasts.

Elements like for example aged photos of the alleged childhood of the character, or an "old medal" that is an alleged "heritage" from a grandfather. They can show you a scar on the leg that was supposedly acquired in an accident. They can talk enthusiastically about an old TV show or radio program that they allegedly used to watch or listen when they were younger, even when the character has been first "activated" at the age of 54, for instance.

In some cases, they can activate a character or a group of characters for specific purposes during a certain period of time, after which they simply deactivate these characters as if they have never existed.

In order to deactivate a character, they don't need necessarily to create a pretended death for this character. The character may just disappear from the surface of Earth without a trace. The excuse varies from case to case : the person can be "transferred" to another state or country, or changes job, moves to another town, go study abroad, and so on. Whenever convenient, supporting witnesses or small elements like answering machines or P.O. boxes can corroborate the present "existence" of the character.

The aliens of both sides can literally imitate every little aspect of human behavior on Earth, in order to deceive Neutrals regarding their alien condition. In certain situations, some aliens of Nirvana manage to delude even the alien characters and cameras of Dragonia about their real origin, through the use of advanced techniques of disguise, specific behaviors and aura camouflage.

After the end of a tribal war that is known on Earth as "World War II", the proportion of aliens living in disguise among locals skyrocketed to the millions.

Nirvana dispatched over 30 million soldiers (trained citizens) to live as characters on Earth, the majority of which came from the cities of Mars and Venus.

Martians and Venusians are very spiritualized human entities that do not need to sleep. Their genes enable them to stay awake indefinitely. Their characters in the terrestrial society, however, can pretend to be sleeping, or somnolent, especially if someone else is observing them. They can also yawn or talk animatedly about the alleged dreams they have had. And you can't cheat, because they know first if there is someone keeping them under surveillance.

They have energy enough to stay away from food for a very long period. Sometimes in the Backstage reality they eat something resembling a special bread, very energetic and soft.
On the other side, their characters on Earth are part of the terrestrial society and therefore they have to act accordingly. They have to buy food when they go to the supermarket for example. They have to put some food in the refrigerator and also in the kitchen cupboard, in case they receive a visit. And they have to place rests of food and empty boxes, bottles or packages in the trash can as well, so that any potential curious person observing their trash won't find anything strange at all.

But do they actually eat the food? Well, unless someone else is watching, they don't need to. They have the power to dematerialize the food if they want, or yet the option of secretly transporting part of their food supplies via teleportation to orphanages or homes for old people that they maintain in many places of Earth.

They have an original shape which is their real shape and that is also human, albeit presenting little differences as opposed to the terrestrial human shape. This shape functions like a matrix mold for all the shapes of the characters that can be created over it. For them, physical shapes are like modeling clays.

They use terrestrial shapes like someone wearing clothes. They can change shapes in a question of ten seconds if necessary, just like an agile actor does in the backstage of a theatre. They can also borrow shapes from each other.

A same Martian has the ability to use up to three terrestrial bodies at the same time if necessary, although this can consume a lot of energy. This means that one only Martian can play up to three characters at the same time on the surface of Earth, especially if they're physically near each other. The only requirement is that all three must be of the same sex.

Their original shapes consist of very developed bodies for terrestrial patterns, either male or female shapes. Their original shapes are like the bodies of terrestrial bodybuilders.

Sometimes, Neutral persons witness the activities or the appearance of Martians, Venusians or other Confederate aliens in their original human-looking shapes and refer to them as "angels" or "angelic beings".

They have been observed as they really are several times near a terrestrial mountain known as Mount Shasta, in California, within the tribe of the United States. One of their hundreds of alien bases on Earth - also known as "Operation Centers" - is located precisely there under this huge mountain.

They have also been watched during a localized tribal war known on Earth as the "Vietnam War", where they used to appear to some Neutral soldiers in their original shapes.

And before that, in the tribal year of 1954, they have established formal contact in their original shapes with a terrestrial known as President Harry Truman, of the tribe of the United States, inside a tribal military base.

On the other side, Dragonia sent over 150 million soldiers to operate as characters on the surface of Earth, comprising several alien races : three main types of alien lizards (also known as reptilians or reptoids), that leaded the Consortium, and a number of other alien races claiming their own slices of the territory. Alien races like frog-faced aliens, Easter Egg-faced aliens (or Big-headed aliens), scaled aliens, and many others.

To this number, you can add millions more from Dragonia that couldn't operate as characters because their bodies were too small or too different from terrestrial humans, like for instance the alien race known as "Grays". These ones had to operate only outside the visible world, in their vessels known as "flying saucers", in alien bases or underground facilities, in the desert island of the Moon and also in the outer space.

The shape of one of these reptilian alien races that live as characters in the terrestrial society was portrayed with astonishing precision in a terrestrial TV show called "V". The creators of the show knew very well what they were doing. They simply created a race of alien lizards identical to one of the main alien races from Dragonia already living in disguise as characters infiltrated on Earth. At least in this particular case, fiction was based on reality, not the opposite (the character and the show are fictitious, but his alien shape is not).

The aliens of Dragonia have developed the technology of covering their alien bodies with human skins. The blood cells of the epithelial tissues are also provided with red blood, in order to avoid the risks of an accident involving a cut in a finger for instance.

The results of their medical examinations are manipulated either by another character of Dragonia occupying the position of a doctor, nurse or employee of a hospital, private clinic or other medical facilities, or by altering the very instruments using alien technology.

For some of the alien races of Dragonia, a certain dosis of genetic manipulation is necessary to operate in society, as characters on Earth. For some other alien races, they have to mutilate their alien bodies, cutting off the tail for instance, or yet scrapping away their scales before wearing their human skins.

From times to times, the corpse of an alien lizard or of other alien race from Dragonia is captured by terrestrial authorities, usually as the result of an incident on the surface of Earth involving an internal battle between two or more factions of Dragonia operating in disguise as characters in society.

According to the aliens of Nirvana, the Government of the tribe of the United States alone is in possession of around 1,500 alien corpses from several alien races of Dragonia, which are spread all over the tribe and kept hidden in top secret military "alien mini-zoos". Some other tribes of Earth are in possession of hundreds more alien corpses as well.

Because of their spiritual development and advanced technology for alien patterns, not a single Confederate alien has been captured so far.

The aliens on Earth - either from Nirvana or Dragonia - do not need necessarily to form an all-alien family so as to operate as characters on Earth. They sometimes infiltrate terrestrial families through marriage for instance.

Regarding this type of inter-Cosmic marriages, the main difference between marriages involving the Confederate aliens of Nirvana and marriages involving the reptoid aliens of Dragonia is that in the first case the terrestrial wife or husband always knows about the alien origin of his or her partner; and in the last case the terrestrial part frequently don't know anything about his or her partner being an alien lizard.”

“Too fookin' wordy!
Not many terrestrials are willing to take the time to read something that long unless it is REALLY interesting.”

“And it wasn't.

I'd take the zoo providing the exhibits are as close to my natural environment as possible. If not, poopy colored goo. No way I'd do well with a freaky alien bossing me around.”

“then how can you bear living with birch?


















ROTFLMAO!!!!

whew! i kill me!”

“That dude is Steve Hiker if anyone. That dude is always goin' off on the space thing.”

“Although smaller in number, the Confederates from Nirvana presented an important advantage. They are very spiritually developed and because of that they can easily read minds and wisely analyze auras of terrestrial individuals.

However, they cannot read the minds of the aliens from Dragonia.

These latter ones, on the other side, are not able to read minds at all. They use instead an apparatus similar to an invisible flying little ball that can follow a person and read his or her humor or general feelings. They also use invisible plasmic apparatus and other invisible weapons capable of draining off one's energies and feelings.

A terrestrial psychologist known as Victor Tausk (disciple of another one known as Freud) wrote in the tribal year of 1933 an essay called "On the Origin of the Influencing Machine in Schizophrenia" where he described in details - albeit in a disguised manner - the use of these apparatus.

Using their alien technology, the aliens from Dragonia installed millions and millions of fixed invisible cameras on the top of stakes, lampposts, traffic lights, malls, subway stations, and other places of great movement all over the Earth, especially in the big cities of the main tribes, so that they could monitor the life and whereabouts of any terrestrial or character passing by.

Flying invisible cameras could also be dispatched whenever necessary so as to follow a specific person. Military facilities and bases, power plants, nuclear missile silos, top governmental buildings and palaces, and the media industry facilities were among the main monitored places as well.

Moreover, the alien creatures from Dragonia have developed the technology of using little alien robots with the appearance of terrestrial animals carrying microcameras : cats, cockroaches, newts, small dogs and ravens, among others. Whenever necessary, they could make use of this option.

A terrestrial writer known as George Orwell wrote in the tribal year of 1948 a book called "1984" where he depicted an allegory of this situation involving aliens living in disguise on Earth, symbolically talking about an oppressive Government called the "Big Brother" that controls the life of its citizens through the use of cameras that were installed everywhere.

The aliens from Nirvana also installed their invisible cameras in order to monitor the activities of Dragonia, but in a reduced scale : thousands and thousands of cameras throughout Earth.”

“I liked Mars better as Barsoom-
Edgar Rice Bourroughs had better characters and was more concise-Now that would be cool flick-
"A Princess of Mars" yeah Liv Tyler could be the babe-”

“ABsolutely, Josh.

That kindof reminds me of one of my favorite acronyms. Are you familiar with BTSOOM?


And, BTW...

WAS MARS ALL WET?

Future astronauts roaming the surface of Mars will be hard-pressed to
find sources of water, but the red planet was not always so arid a
place. From minuscule gullies to giant flood plains, the face of Mars
bears mute witness to eras when water must have gushed forth onto the
surface -- at least temporarily.

In fact, a recent study shows indirectly, but convincingly, that Mars
may have formed with enough water to cover its entire globe to a depth
of 1-1/4 kilometers (about 4,000 feet). The implication is that this
ruddy, arid world actually started out with more water, relative to
its overall mass, than we did. This provocative evidence comes not
from some robotic sentinel on Mars itself, but from the Far
Ultraviolet Spectroscopic Explorer orbiting 760 km above Earth.

In the November 30th issue of Science, Vladimir A. Krasnopolsky
(Catholic University of America) and Paul D. Feldman (Johns Hopkins
University) describe how they used FUSE to make the first-ever
detection of hydrogen molecules (H2) in the upper Martian atmosphere.
Present at just 15 parts per million, the hydrogen represents water
molecules that have been broken down by sunlight. Four years ago
Krasnopolsky used the Hubble Space Telescope to determine the extent
of deuterium ("heavy" hydrogen) in the Martian atmosphere (11 parts
per billion), and these two isotopic abundances provide important
clues to unraveling water's history there.

Today Mars's atmosphere has a deuterium-to-hydrogen (D:H) ratio 5.5
times higher than Earth's. Yet Martian meteorites, ejected from Mars's
surface 3-1/2 billion years ago, testify to a time when the D:H
enrichment was only 1.9 roughly. Sometime earlier than that, water
vapor was so abundant around Mars, it could escape wholesale into
space. When this so-called hydrodynamic escape shut off, water
continued to leak away, albeit gradually. The molecules first broke
down into their component atoms, followed by the H and D atoms flying
off into space. The process continues even today, and since the
lighter hydrogen escapes more readily than deuterium, the deuterium
becomes enriched over time.

Knowing the H2 abundance, Krasnopolsky has modeled the atmosphere's
evolution and deduces that the D:H enrichment rise from 1.9 to 5.5
represents a loss of Martian water equivalent to a planetwide ocean
about 30 meters deep. What little water remains today in the polar
caps and hidden elsewhere is probably enough for a 20-meter-deep
layer. Thus 3-1/2 billion years ago, the ocean was some 50 meters
deep. Working further back through time, he calculates that
hydrodynamic escape likely robbed the planet of all but 4 percent of
its original water inventory, yielding an original water table of
1-1/4 km. Krasnopolsky's model assumes Mars and Earth acquired their
water the same way and thus had equal D:H ratios to begin with.
However these assumed conditions could easily have been upset by
varying the proportion of incoming water-bearing comets (known to have
high D:H ratios).


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Clear skies!”

“Here, from your own US GOVERNMENT, is irrefutable PROOF of life on MARS. Go to http://ida.wr.usgs.gov/fullres/divided/orb_0084/08405e.jpg and look at the HYDROELECTRIC DAM at the center far left of the photograph. Note just below and to the left of that, the BUILDING. Now who's CRAZY?”

“Umm...you are. Was that a quiz?”

“All opposed? Motion carried.”