WouldYouRather?

“WouldYouRather? It's a fairly common game played by the local radio station.

1) Would you rather have a little hole in your head that opened up and dusted everyone with white powder whenever someone SMILED at you?

- or -

2) Would you rather have a cute lil navel that whistles 'dixie' every hour on the hour, 24/7?

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Now that you got the concept, here's my WouldYouRather for today -- aimed at all us hopeless guyz/girls who wish for our 'college daze' once again --

1) Would you rather have a hiking partner that helped with water/cooking, and climbed like a mountain goat -- except that he/she had the 'looks/smell' of the mountain goat to match?

- or -

2) Would you rather have a 'hot wilderness hunk/babe' that whines about how cold/hot/wet/tired, etc she is every hour on the hour, 24/7?”

“neither”

“We play this game all the time on the trail only our version gets too graphic for radio.

I'll choose '1)'. Don't all backpackers smell like mountain goats after a couple of days?”

“We have the technology. We could have the best of both worlds.”

“A hiking partner that looks/smells like a mountain goat and whines about how cold/hot/wet/tired, etc she is every hour on the hour, 24/7?"”

“LMAO!



















No.”

“There is no way I could handle that violin.....That would drive me nutz........:0

Mike”

“I gotta agree with Violin's first post pick for #1, and about how ALL backpackers smell like goats after a few days.

I'd also like to add this point for #1... If you're in the wilderness for a few days wouldn't all backpackers (or anybody) LOOK like babes/hunks?”

“Would you rather have a 'hot wilderness hunk/babe' that whines about how cold/hot/wet/tired, etc she is every hour on the hour, 24/7?"

I took my X wife backpacking once. ONCE!!!
Notice I said my X wife?”

“hey. Where's newgirl?”

“People who whine just suck...When you are hiking or backpacking and lets say you just brought one of your friends with becuase they say they wanted to try it.But they never did it before and you told them all about it and what you and your friend would be doing.But they did it anyway they start to complain and whine and I had that happen once.....JUST ONCE......It will never happen again....:)

Mike”

“ILB: You are so right! You would be surprised at how many people have no clue what they are getting into when they decide all of a sudden that they wanna go backpacking.


WouldYouRather II
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1) Would you rather have all the finest GEAR the world has to offer, but be restricted to really crappy places?

- or -

2) Have really crappy (really crappy) gear, but the ways/means to go any PLACE the world has to offer?”

“I'll take the first and a liftime supply of beer.”

“Definately the later, I'd go starkers if it meant seeing something pretty specky!”

“took me a moment to translate that one Bunyip - is there an Aus. to US translator on the web somewhere?
(grin)
I thought at first "starkers" == "crazy" (as in stark raving mad)but then I remembered the usage of "starkers" == "naked" (as in stark naked)

"specky" was easier to translate even if it was the first I had come across that usage.”

“Wold you rether walk byside some roks that had BIG rok rats with BIG stinky butts or walk the nother way wher ther was good suppers with sketty and jerky meet and pie?
/o:3”

“Number 2, definitely. You can always make do and it's the local and the company that makes it truly worthwhile. Otherwise what's the point?


Geez, sarabelle has to ask the REALLY tough questions!”

“i'll take the sketty and pie, thank you.”

“#1 would be an easy choice. Especially if I don't have to share my tent. Whining really bugs me.

(Now if I you were to specify that I was sharing my sleeping bag, and the partner was a woman... oh sheeyat... that's bringing back some terrible memories! The horror! The horror! Arrrrghhhhh)”

“LOL, PedXing!! i just hate sharing my sleeping bag with hot girls who whine.

just tell her to get in the kitchen and bake you a pie, a la South Park ;-P and some sketty, while you're at it...”

“WOULD YOU RATHER III

1) Smell like me

2) Look like me”

“ugh!

i'd rather smell like SARABELLE than choose from THOSE!”

“You are VERRY WELCOME!
I am prowd of my good stinkyness.
(o:3”

“LOL!!!!”

“I certainly have my druthers wrt these matters.”

“Well done Hog. I'm gonna have to start making them harder.”

“get ate by a skeery woof bare or get ate by a skeery swomp booger?”

“I am a Skeery swamp Booger!
I like my pooches RAW!!!!!”

“ILB, the reason people end up not enjoying bping is that it looks cool on T.V., but they have never had to carry there stuff around before. i.e. "My pack is to heavy, are we there yet? Will this day never end? We are sleeping on the ground?"

My friends have asked about coming along before, and I encourage them to go, but they never actually get their fat selves off the couch and come along. I think some of them would enjoy it and others it would kill.

Belle, sketty and pie, of course.”

“Would you rather earn triple time for a 40 hr work week

Or go on a week long trip a (using your vac time)

You cannot say " work,then go BP"”

“Oh, I'd definitely rather do the work time. That way I could go on a killer trip later, have spending money, AND pay the bills. Anyways, all I ever hear about is my husband (HPM) talking about where he wants to go and where do I want to go next summer? I spend the entire year doing this!”

“I would work too. Cant pass up $3 dollars an hour!”

“Sweep, sweep, sweep this boring Would You Rather thread away.”

“dude, i think your little scheme there backfired...”

“I'd take the hot wilderness hunk and the whining. I am a whiner too and I could probably out whine the guy. It wouldn't bug me a bit. Hey, at least I'm honest.”