In search of a trail name

“No..Im not changing my trail name ..again..
I have a friend that needs a trail name..and with all the wit you people have..who better to ask to help me come up with a trail name for him..Heres a short description ..
Born in Georgia.
He is the biggest The North Face gear hound I have seen.
Plays the mandolin.
He's kind of short..reminds me of George Kastanza off of Seinfeld.
Always has warm hands.
Does a great Ricky Ricardo impression.

I know this isnt much to go on but if any of you have any ideas..fire away”

“Hi Evergreen!!!! How are you? it's me cb I'm centavo now cuz it wouldnt let me post as me i've been meaning to call you havent seen you post an was wondering if all was OK I might be in your area soon I'll call you later today”

“How 'bout fancypants? Lovefurnace? Tinytunes, MandolinGeorge, RickyRicNorthFace?

What's his personality like?”

“By the way, How do you know he always has warm hands? LOL”

“South Face”

“Hey Girl..I was wondering if you were still around..I wont be home till later tonight..love to hear from you..”

“He is quite and very considerate for a male..would give you the shirt off of his back if you needed it.”

“hmmmmm... the tried and true method is to do something really dumb when there are witnesses around.

Of course you could call him 'Ba-BaLú' until that happens...”

“"...very considerate for a male."???

You're pretty honest...for a female.”

“LOL Buddur”

“Yes, that "very considerate for a male" line...GRRRRR!!

Well, names....

Nothing particularly clever....

TNFGuy
Minstrel
MandolinMan

Nevergreen

ShortNSweet - but I doubt he'd like that one!”

“Get him to figure out his Porn Name, and if he likes it...well?”

“hmmm,,,,warm, considerate, sweet???

Southern Comfort??”

“Lucy I'm Home!”

“Mandinky
CopaCabanaGoy
Aye-Aye-Yada-Yada”

“First thing that comes to my mind is "stringman."”

“Warmhands (or Hotmitts)?”

“Buck Naked”

“first thing that came to mind for me was North Face -> NF -> Norfolk

as in the Norfolk high school cheer "we don't drink, we don't smoke, Nor .. folk, Nor .. folk"”

“I just asked my students to give me my name - and everyone thought it was just right. It'll probably come naturally and stick. Happy trails.”

“minstrel man”

“Wouldnt it be too funny if his porn name was Mandinky??? LMAO”

“"He is the biggest The North Face gear hound I have seen" - How about "Poser"?”

“EverReady”

“WHat he needs is to come on a TT trip and he'll surely walk away with a boat load of new trail names...Good and bad ones..You are are too cruel sometimes..LOL”

“Mandolin Wind”

“Perfect Dunadan !!!!!!!!!

Thanks a bunch.”

“You are welcome. I hope he likes it. Rad helped me with my name.”

“The short guy with a mandolin and allota north face stuff.”

“If he's short, you can only call him stretch.”

“Actually, if he's short, there is just one option... "Stump" or "Stumpy".”