I spent all day working for freedom!

“I sat at my desk all day.

I surfed the internet.

I am free. I am Freeee to sit on my @ss and insult anyone I please. My boss is a dork so I am FREE to steal company time.

It isn't stealing, because I am FREEEEEE to #&%!$ the world.

Just don't #&%!$ with my freeeeeeeedom.

I gotta a really impotent job.

I am free.”

“impotent?”

“Me too! Wow, we have more in common than I thought!”

“I knew it!”

“Now, that's just my paycheck job Gear Slut. My #1 job is very important. As far as I'm concerned the single most important job in the world!”

“She's a MOMMY! 8)”

“No arguement here. Being a parent is a supreme responsibility. It's also hard work!”

“Hey bacpac you disappeared there for awhile where you been?”

“So is Freedom a tough slavedriver? She had you tied up for weeks on end, bacpac?? She said she's had to move around for her job...but I had no idea it involved YOUI!!!”

“kewl... freedom fries.”