are you bored ?

“I found this by accident while checking something else .
go to your search engine, type in your birthdate, + yor age in years ,
IE; 07.10.77 .024
be sure to leave the space between the year and the . before your age .
hit search/enter and see the results..
ive found some very obscure and neat websites this way...”

“I tried it and found the CURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY website..








NOT! Nothing came up, bummer!”

“Maybe when I'm dead”

“I tried it with my husband's birthday and got satellite scanning data from over Poland”

“Strange. I entered my sons birthday and age and got a website documenting "Sevilleta Long Term Ecological Research" that archives lightning strikes in New Mexico.”

“as i wrote make sure of your spacing...01.01.01 .010
02.02.02 .020
^ this space is critical to make it work...”

“also you can enter any 3 #'s instead of your age
00.00.00 .000
(^^^)”

“Bored is why I'm here...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

“Too much came up on mine...

03.18.72 .029

Try it.....”

“Too much came up on mine...

03.18.72 .029

Try it.....”

“yeah im bored.....so im getting drunk!!!!!!!!!!!”

“last time i was bored and drunk i went out to the woods and sliped on a bannana slug and fell off a log and broke a wrist ><”

“Yes - back in my dimwit days, I was partying away... walked through a screen door, fell and smashed a wooden stool to lil bitty pieces and my face went splat on the concrete patio. I woke up looking like I was in a cat fight! It was awful. I had to wait on tables the next day too.

Have you ever seen groups of banana slugs writhing all over each other? ugh..”

“yeah...im only typing with one hand....that was two days ago”

“this is excruciating to work on a day like this!!
slipping on a banana slug...
ahhhahahahahahahahahahhahhaahhahahaahhahhahahh!!!!!!!”

“One night I fell into/onto my friends bamboo bird cage. It used to be pretty big. As I was leaving, I fell down the steps, a$$ over tin-can but miraculously didn't spill a drop. Damn, I was good.”

“i am typ in g with
t wo toes”

“a few weeks ago i was bored and went out to priary creek to look at elk....thay wernt scared of ppl so i got clossed...and closser to this one huge elk so my room mate can take a pic and the damn thing started chasing me...ACK! well,she got the pic...and um...theres a sign in the back that reads do not approach elk on foot....


sigh...maybe i should stop drinking when im out camping?”

“o'm tu[pijnhgy ewith ,muy drfijngyhwalkiunjg”

“weeeel, i was out in Cades Cove in the Smokies drinking Bud in ma pick up truck. I screeched to a stop holding up 30 cars behind me cause i saw a couple bears in dat der field.
I took my kids out to go feed them so we could get some good pictures.”

“another time i was drunk and i sat on a bannana slug....my pals told me not to sit there like ten times but i gusee i didnt listen...it wasnt till id sobbered some that i realized there was someting gross and slimy on my butt”

“you sure it was the banana slug?”

“yeah...my pals said it was”

“Is that a banana slug or is that stump just glad to meet 'ya?”

“dont walk through nettle”

“oh yeah if youre bored....don start fires either”

“03.14.72 .029


iluvbackpacking, weird, we are one # off

doo doo doo doo”

“i tried that birthdate thing and got a boeing 727 site”

“"I took my kids out to go feed them so we could get some good pictures."

you must be kidding. i'm not sure, though.”

“weeel, the ranger passed me, honked his horn and waved. I wanted to put my youngun on the little bear, but she screamed and ran back to the truck.”

“"And this, this shot, is Lil' Joey being mauled. This one I took from the car as we were waiting for the ambulance."”

“tried to get close to a bear once.....still have the scar”

“am kidding... but i see this all the time.”

“mine was all SWEDISH”

“Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES!
I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With
that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"


Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts.”