BlueBird, It's Time To Stop Lurking

“haha thanks Buddur.. but in this case it would be Ms. Bluebird. :P i gotta be technical.”

“I think she will make a good backpacker, y'all.. she don't have any equipment, and has never been.. but has the interest level..”

“TD,,,,speaking as a lawyer,,,,just how is it you have befriended a minor female from Georgia that does not backpack, but is interested,,,?? I am sure there is a logical explaination.”

“hehe.. I wanted sex with her.. what can I say?

(j/k!!)... she wrote me from a post I put on backpacker.. asked me for help.”

“I'm not very good at getting started with things.. But i didn't intend to jump into it like this. :P”

“the Truth will set you free!!!!!”

“I know.. i know.. I'm mean.. but hey.. the best way to learn.. is to just JUMP IN.”

“unless it gets you 10 years at Brushy Mountain,,,,LOL”

“you are doing good Bluebird, glad you joined us”

“LOL... I don't imagine there is going to be any instance of me having sex with a minor.. come on.. give me a LITTLE credit..

I don't even know what she looks like.. she might be FAT and UGLY..”

“what about it, bluebird?.. you got looks?.. we might fix ya up with Ice Tea, or Sauron, or Brndon..”

“aw gee thanks!!
And i'm totally NOT like that... Mister Town Dawg... :|”

“TD,,,,I'm sorry,,,the only thing that comes to mind reading your post is the song.."Jose Cuervo,,you are a friend of mine,,," LMAO.”

“LMAO!!

what? the girls always get better looking at closing time?”

“um.. i'm kinda ordnary actually.. Just blue eyes.. (hinse the name)”

“.. a lesbian, a musician, an artist, and ..."

Bluebird
03:22:46 PM
12/17/01

Dang it.. just what we need.. ANOTHER lesbo.”

“*reaches for an orange to throw at TD* Come a little closer.. i have a present for you..”

“Oh sh!t,,everybody duck.”

“I'm a tenager to. Ficks me up with her oh Mr. Towndoggie.”

“limpy?.. really?.. or just a tennager wanna be?”

“Hey Limpy. how old are ya?”

“* gets hit SQUARE in the back as he tries to turn away *

Dang girl.. that was not orange.. that was a freakin' GRAPEFRUIT!”

“No, really I am. I'd tell you my age, but I promised my Mom I woodn't divelge personel information on the internet.”

“uMm.. that's "personal". You truly must be a teenager.

*smirk*”

“*HUGE grin* you freekin deserved it.”

“limpy also promised his probation officer that he wouldn't come on to young girls,,,LOL.”

“ya? and what about this bruise ehh?.. what about that?”

“oh you'll get over it ya big baby.. just be glad i didn't go for the pineapple...
Watchout everyone.. i'm armed with fruit and not afraid to use it. haha”

“So seriously.. now that I have introduced you to this bunch.. you need ot hang out more.. If you actually want to backpack and hike.. you need to meet some of the folks.. this is not something you learn completely on your own.”

“So Limpy, would it be too personal to ask where you call home?”

“Must......show.....restraint................................Chili..... is... setting......me....up.....with......innuendo.....and......pun. I.......can......(must).......behave...
Aw, screw it. Let's say we jump in the trunk of my Gremlin and......

I'm okay. Whew, that was close. I'm all better now. (Clean up in aisle six.)”

“Limpy: LMAO!!

Bluebird: So where will you be going to college?”

“good news limpy,,,,,malicious thoughts are not punishable for as long as no part of the plan was carried out,,,you should be ok,,,,,I can't say much for aisle 6 though.”

“I actually dont' really have anything set in stone... but some liberal arts college in state sounds nice.. :P”

“*casts a sad eye on poor #6.. and looks at limpy strangly*”

“Bluebird: don't be getting too close.. he's got a glazed look in his eyes.”

“Probably FBI Academy right? Bluebird, you a cop?”

“Hey Bluebird. What be your favorite bird?”

“no.. lol *looks at TD* should i be afraid??”

“girty, that's a silly question.. A penguin. :P”

“TD, you are making me out to be really rough.. first with the throwing of fruit.. now this... goodness.”

“interesting, very interesting”

“actually.. now that i think about it.. the ostrich is cool.. really long legs, big eggs and she burries her head in the sand. :P lol
What's your fav. bird?”

“TD, if you arn't careful i'll show you another move.. :P one you won't be able to get out of.”

“A penguin, a penguin. That reminds me of a really fowl joke. I'm LOL.

Guy waddles away, yelling "come back, come back."”

“"Bluebeard": Actually, I don't know squat about ya, except you asked my like 1000 questions on what stuff to buy and where to go.. gEeEzz.. I figured i would get you on HERE, so you could read for yourself..”

“my fav winged creature is the RED bird. No offence, though.”

“there is another girl I need to send here.. she is like 14, and bugs the CRAP out of me.”