Time Travelers - PLEASE HELP!

“All the phones in the house rang at once?


Freaky!”

“How would you know if you had changed the timeline? If it changed, you would not have the problem,Right?”

“Tilt! I believe yo know answer to this dilema! The next meteor shower will be bringing along with it a hidden "wormhole". To enter this wormhole you must drop acid 3 times and then listen to Black Sabbath backwards...meanwhile chanting there is no place home. The key to linking with the wormhole during this process is to be in the correct cordinates. There will be a stong electromagnect force in the space-time continuim in your local mental clinic. You must remain there during your acid "trip" but in truth you will have entered the wormhole. Good Luck and God's Speed. Live long and prosper...”

“Well I would like to go back in time about 1000 years and see what the wilderness in america would look like now that would be cool.....

Mike”

“The English language has been butchered again !!!”

“does the statement "as full of
Sh!& as a christmas turkey,and half as smart" apply here ?
or perhaps "thrice named ,thrice cursed, thrice Dammed"
MG, give it up. the lines are closed all portals are blocked ,
You have visitors coming,it is in your own best intrests to go quietly... you have caused the ascended masters much annoyance.
ai!ai! shub nigurath ai! ai! cthulu
iphharfagan!”

“Somebody didn't eat his pudding and missed the Mother Ship!”

“skullcap-
brilliant-lol”

“Now I'm not paranoid I'm paranoid anymore.

Thanks.

Cured.”

“Gee haiku rhymer, I would have expected the king in yellow myself. The Pleiades are so beatiful at this time of year!”

“i'm an HPL fan myself ... I always felt TKIY left something uncompleted,unresolved...look to the north star treebait ,they come, they come!”

“I can't really see the north star too well from Jacksonville Fl. I'm originally from Michigan, out in the boonies. I really enjoyed the language of TKIY. Funny thing right now... a copy of "the Cthulhu Mythos" by Derleth is staring at me from the shelf.”

“whoa! jax?

i'm from south of jax. near st aug.”

“Yeah, Rad, I know. I'm humanpackmule's wife and I've heard a lot about you.”

“oh, #&%!$!”

“oh, sh!t!”

“The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only . . . if you have to load or unload go to the WHITE ZONE . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . . . This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only . . .”

“obey it treebait,obey it...can you hear it calling to you ... read me , reeeead meeeee!”

“I'm a time traveler... at the moment, I can only move through time at one speed and in one direction... but hey, its a start!”

“Where to begin?

Firstly, if ya wanna see wormholes, obtain a bucket of Louisiana Pinks post haste, LOL... Something about being stretched infinitely thin, I'd just rather NOT.

Secondly, I had to give up time travel because the tense changes were driving me batty. Future Pluperfect Conditional... *AARRGGHH*!!!!

In addition, the Quadrantids (Jan 3, 18h UT) are going to be Royally Screwed Up by moonlight. You might want to shoot for the eta-Aquarids in May.

(BUT a romp over the Mountains of Madness to the Plain of Leng could be fun in the meantime)

I think Ped has the right idea.


P.S. Hale-Bopp shook out white; turned BLUE!


nappy-bye!”

“Oh! I've still got the first five Black Sabbath albums. Who's got a turntable?”

“LOL Ped, it is always good to have the expert assessment!”

“My complete lack of forethought in what I was saying was a possible endangerment to you. I just redflagged myself as a dumba$$ newbie who doesn't know the rules. I am very sorry. It was inexcusable, but please let me try. If your'e going to Ocala in February, can I bring you a beer?”

“it was a joke!



i'm going to end up having to haul 18 pounds of beer cans on this trip.”

“They aren't so heavy when empty.”

“that's what i meant....

18 pounds of empty cans. we'll have a lot of drinking to do.”

“That's a LOT of beer.

I don't mind carring empties but I don't drink.”

“ack!”

“On April 6th he conducted a barium
enema- lasted three minutes...

Then the event horizon overflowed-
We always knew he was full if Sh*T.”

“bck 2 tp...”

“or Schlachthaus funf?”

“hmmm...

Could Marvin Gardens = John Titor? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor”