Time Travelers - PLEASE HELP!

“If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and/or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and I am in extreme danger!

I need to be able to:

1) Travel back in time.

2) Rewind my life including my age.

3) Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.

I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.”

“Maybe a hammer to the head???”

“I need to go back to when I was 4 years old remembering everything I know now to prevent the terrible evil beings and people who have ruined my entire life from happening again.

I have done extensive research on this topic and have been in contact with experts in the field. So far I have not been successful in reaching my goal.

I have what is called the hyper dimensional resonator that works by inducing electro-magnetic fields around the body, and then you activate it over a live grid point or vortex to travel through time. However this device has very limited abilities and will not allow me to achieve the type of time travel needed. It will only allow me to go back at my present age and bump into my other self. I've heard that the human DNA structure is not compatible with this type of time travel, and I will not use it.

I have also heard that there could often be problems of having an adult amount of blood in a child's body, or the stomach being expanded and needing an adult amount of food in a child's body. Is this true or will absolutely everything be rewound to my exact identical self at 4 years old? I have also heard that if you have a toxic liver or kidney they could rupture and explode through time. Is this true?”

“Did your last name use to be "Martian"?”

“Also very important. There are guardians of time, aliens, and government officials which can detect any device as soon as it is energized to try and stop you or come after you. I need a devise that can prevent this.”

“Did you go see Vanilla Skys too?”

“In my younger days, when I did too much acid, a few beers kinda cut the trip into manageable proportions...”

“I often travel back in time when my schedule permits. My latest foray was to meet the late Java Man. We dined on T-Rex steaks and his latest home brew, all in all, a satisfactory trip. The T-Rex steak was a bit underdone for my tastes, however.”

“Thomas Edison, Nikola Telsa and Albert Einstein are among the many people scorned and laughed at in their time but have since been recognized as geniuses.

Please answer my questions on time travel above and how you can help me. I really need your help please!”

“Dude you need a powerful electro-magnetic generator to bend spacetime.”

“roseymonster -

Let me first start by saying I am being 100% honest with you and naturally have some questions.

Please, It is a must that you also be completely truthful and upfront with me on absolutely everything.

Are you human or alien? If alien which planet do you hail from? I'm well aware that there are some aliens of pure evil which would only want to cause me harm. What method does your time travel equipment work off of?

When I rewind my life and am four again, will I have both the mind I have now and also the mind I had then, with the body I had then? Or would I strictly have the mind I had then but remember everything I know now? It is a must that I have a clear memory of everything in such a way that when I go back I can write all the dates, tragedies, and everything down of which are going to take place in my life so that I can successfully change them.”

“Same questions for you steve hiker.

I knew I came to the right place!”

“Also, when I rewind my life including my age, what will happen to the me in this universe as of right now? Will I suddenly be gone and have disappeared to everyone?”

“Could I erase my time line?”

“I find that my current gym weight lifting schedule allows me to bend time most easily.

I start with 3 sets of 10 reps on the following machines, with an average of about 145 lbs on each:

pec-dec; bench press; shoulder lift; lower back and chest pulls; triceps and biceps.

See how that works for ya, Marv.”

“Not funny!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I have come here for technical help, not more torture.

I am serious about paying top dollar. Money is no issue.”

“I have to change locations. I am on a spoofed IP but that black helicoptor is back, hovering nearby. I will check back later.

If you can be of help please post here or email me at marvin_gardens@email.com.

I need to leave this week or it will be too late!”

“Stay away from the Brown Acid......”

“'devise'?

Busted!

Damn! You were doing so well, too... It's really a shame.”

“Ah hahahahahahahaha.

Busted.”

“He/she spelled "devise" and "device".....an easy mistake for an alien.

Marvin-
Can you go back to last year and help give us a legitimate election?
We have an alien substitute turd-brain for a president now because of unethical election manipulation.

Oh yeah, go to Florida.”

“I can get you a Flux Capacitor...for CHEAP!”

“Here's a little background to help convince you doubters:

It was back in 1991 when I got a letter one day that was supposedly from my other self from the future. I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not, because there was just no way the letter could be written up so fast - it was the first day I was in the country. I just went to the restroom for a few minutes (no longer than 3 or 4 minutes at the most) and when I got back my secretary said that "somebody had dropped off a letter that was signed to you." It was a full-length letter and it just made the hair curl on my back when I finished reading it. Well I found out that I didn't send it when the date arrived so evidently it might have been quite possible too that either the person I knew back then wrote the letter and knew what was going to happen to me in the future, or else my alternate double contacted me from an alternate future universe and decided to drop the letter off to me back on that date. It was chilling because they knew - believe it or not - they knew what I was going to accomplish in the future. And how they knew that I have no idea.”

“All you have to do to prevent physical harm during time travel and maintain your memories is take a special time travel pill. It's not very expensive and most medical insurances cover it but sometimes you have to take it for awhile to get the full effect. It's called Paxal (sp?). I think you should get some and keep taking it until your doctor tells you it's safe to stop.”

“but at least we'll be shed of you.”

“No Buddur, a flux capacitor won't work. They only allow me to go back at my present age and bump into my other self for a 6 hour time period.

The greys don't want people to know this stuff. The people that are working for the greys don't want people to know about this. They told a friend that they were going to try to shut me up in the future. And they are going to try to shut down anybody who sells any information on the subject. Basically, if you find a power spot, practically any type of radionics machine that has sufficient amplification in it can be used for physical time travel... provided it is activated over one of those power spot or grid areas. The only problem is that they might not be as safe as the HDR unit when using it. The reason why, there is sometimes a lot of negative energy that goes into the building of some of those radionic devices and this can prove to be an extremely dangerous experience. The reason I say that is that I had built something like four or five different versions of the flux capacitor and I tested out each one of them. I don't think that I would ever want to build one again, to be quite truthful with you about the whole situation. Because there is something about them that is tuned right into the fourth dimension and, whenever I build it and use it, something bad happens to me, like I'll either open up a doorway into the fourth dimension or... I was told by some other people that if I reported this it could put my life into serious danger. At least that is what they said. They are trying to scare me or something into not revealing this stuff to other people.”

“Have 'em dish you up some Zanex while they're at it.”

“LOL, skully!! i believe it's Paxil... (scary stuff, i might add...but seemingly better than the alternative.)”

“Anything's better than this!”

“The really bad stuff all began when I started traveling up to Canada to help these people activate a time portal and it really made some people mad in the government and I had trouble getting through immigration. That was back on July 20th. We managed to activate the time portal but it didn't remain activated for any length of time for the simple reason that we didn't have enough coils wrapped around the thing, and it was built over a natural grid point. The artificial ones, well you get results, but they are really kind of touchy. If you don't build them just quite right, you don't get any results. But it did activate a door and it did open up to a landscape and then after about something like about five minutes, it deactivated. Then it opened up again right when we were watching television and it started creating interference with the TV set. And then something popped... something came through that... some sort of negative entity. It really scared the living daylights out of me. I didn't see it... you could hear it come into the house. It just sounded like a bullet going right through the window.

A guy that has been traveling physically through time with my unit got a sleeper implant placed in him. I have been poisoned and am targeted for removal.”

“I have been poisoned and am targeted for removal."

Marvin Gardens
02:19:01 PM
12/17/01

Marvin, stand still,,,stand very, very still.”

“Anybody got any red paint?”

“In case you didn’t know, a sleeper unit is an implant that is placed in him by the MIBs that are working for the greys. It activated just something like a little over a month ago. And now they're controlling his mind as well as his thoughts. They could have very well have cloned him too for all I know. Cause he started acting funny after he got abducted by the MIBs in a visit to the year 1969. That was the last jump that he made.

He went processed and had some evil supernatural creature in him from another galaxy controlling his mind, strength, and giving him powers to try and harm me physically and mentally. He could read my mind exactly. He of course pretended to act normal around other people and only acted this way and used his strength and power when he was alone with me, so nobody would believe me.”

“Marvin

I've built a "device" (1) that is capable of Time Dilation (Michelson-Morley), but at this point I've only succeeded in creating a manageable Observer Effect. My first attempt with the so called "Quantum Effect" was less than successful. I feel the failure was due to the subjects relatively short life history, and the currently available hardware, also the over simplification in the theory of delta "t" = "y" delta "t" o'.

The good news is, as long as you are living, we still have the window of opportunity.

(1)the word device is rather simplistic but works for this situation.”

“this dude needs a council made up of solitary hiker, steve hiker, the shoe, the thimble and the car.”

“Nullen –

That sounds promising but I have to find someone with an operational device this week.

As of a few months ago I have this horrible new health problem which is right now killing me! I believe it came from the dentist because I experienced the symptoms 2 days later. The worst feeling of faint and dizziness, pressure in my head and ringing in my ears of my life! My head feels heavy. I feel like I am fighting to stay conscious. I have pain inside my head on my brain! Focusing on anything makes things ten times worse! I am fighting just to type this right now! My memory has gotten very poor! I have also since been the victim many times of my food from the grocery store or restaurant. I got a hot dog from a street vendor the other day and as I was eating it, tears started pouring out of my eyes. The hot dog vendor just started laughing and disappeared into thin air!”

“I know there are people here with an operational machine. The have been traveling quit a bit and some of them haven't even gotten back, from what I've heard. And that's kind of the danger involved in physical time travel. A colleague of mine wrote a book on the Chronocraft but nobody knows where he is at present. He told me that the Chronocraft is now parked in the fifth dimension. And usually people who travel physically to the fifth dimension generally don't come back alive. Because there are some beings in the fifth dimension that are really headstrong about somebody setting foot in their realm up there.”

“What're the horse and dog gonna do?”

“go ask alice”

“scully, the x-files needs your help.

take the dog and the car to the boardwalk at park place.”

“A friend traveled into my future and he saw an event that was going to transpire later this week where two people come up here who look like ordinary farm people and they clunk me over the head and they send me something like one million years back into Earth's past so I can't interfere anymore with these secret societies that are trying to take over the planet.”

“Perfect! You'll be just in time for dinner with Java Man! Please give him my regards!”

“Marvin

If you are placed as the 4 year old, you would be institutionalized due to the health problems you are experiencing now. You would not be "in control" of your destiny. I would suggest a tandem travel. You will need someone "trusted" to guide and contribute to your situation. My suggestion would be this. You would need to "quantum" to the desired age (4 is your target age) and your observer would need to "Dilate Time " to remain an adult. Your observer would be needed to "remove" you from the situations that would present insurmountable to a child minor if the 1960's.

Just a suggestion. Time Dilation exists today, so you're 1/2 way there.”

“This song's about Alice.”

“I will help you last Thursday.”

“the Synchronity Time Travel Police (S.T.P)

http://www.synchronity.co.uk

this is NOT a hoax and I would like you to read this message as it could be important for the future of mankind, Time Travel is one of mans biggest dreams and could soon be a reality, so if this is the case what can we do about policing it to prevent it from ending up in the wrong hands? we have decided to do something about this NOW to help ensure that the future of Time Travel remains secure, we have included a message we sent to various Web Sites owned by organisations involved in researching Time Travel and it states a law we intend to impose and present to the UK Government to create a safety net just in case Time Travel does become a reality, this is a serious issue and we assure you we are not fooling around and wasting your time as we strongly believe that it is Gods will that we will discover a way of Travelling through time, the message was as follows:

You are receiving this E-Mail from the Synchronity Time Police (UK Division) it is a general announcement bringing you News of a New Organisation against Time Travel Crime, our Web Site is still under construction and we are aware that we are the VERY FIRST Synchronized Community fighting Time Travel Crime, but how can we do this if Time Travel is not yet possible? we can't actually arrest any Time Criminals because there aren't any yet but we have set up this service because we think that people should do something NOW to prevent Time Travel ending up in the wrong hands and we don't want it to end up like the internet which is very hard to control and police because it is not owned by one single individual, we would like Time Travel to be owned by everyone but this could be dangerous so we aim to prevent it becoming public domain, although there is no stopping anyone experimenting and possibly achieving Time Travel we have decided to set a law against anyone attempting to change the past or future without due cause, "this law is not bound by any current international treaties or laws but is merely a guideline for future Time Travel Reference" we hereby state that anyone breaking this law will be reported to the appropriate authorities, this law states the following:

It is not permitted for any individual to attempt Time Travel without first fully researching the dangers to themselves and the rest of the population on the planet and if such an event should take place any participants should immediately announce this to the government to enable them to set up a control system, we volunteer to aid the government in such a case without quarrel and are willing to do anything in our power to prevent any type of paradox by means of reporting such an event if we get wind of it to the CIA, FBI and civilian Police, we are given the Human right to do this and will excercise this rite where necessary, it is important that you take note of this law and educate anyone else about it who is involved in Time Travel research and technology and also support this law, this law is NOT yet 100% concrete but could be in the near future although WE will abide by this ourselves and ask that others follow suit to preserve the future of mankind, this law may be subject to change as will ALL of our laws without notice, (c)2001 Synchronity.

Please consider linking to our website and help us in our efforts to fight
Time Travel Crime,

thank you.

Director: Stevie J”

“steve jobs?

whoa!”

“Remember Alice?”

“On April 6th I conducted a series of experiments using the hyper-dimensional resonator in connection with a barium oxide electromagnet. I gave myself a three minute treatment with the electromagnet and I was hoping that I was going to go one day into the future but apparently not because nothing happened. But around 6:30 in the morning after I came downstairs the time field finally kicked in and all of a sudden all of the phones in the house started dialing by themselves. You know that clicking noise that you hear when someone dials a phone on another extension? Well nobody was in the house and they all went off at once. And then all of a sudden all the phones started ringing at once. I thought I went physically one day into Earth's future because my quartz watch indicated that it was a day ahead. I thought that there was something wrong with my watch and then about three hours later it switched back to the previous date.”

“On April 6th I conducted a series of experiments using the hyper-dimensional resonator in connection with a barium oxide electromagnet. I gave myself a three minute treatment with the electromagnet

Marvin Gardens
04:01:32 PM
12/17/01

Who would have guessed,,,,,and here the whole time, I was blaming all of this on bad drugs......”