Who were you in your last past life?

“Try this simple test to find out who you were in your last past life.


I was a was a warrior, hunter, fisherman and executor of sacrifices in what is now modern Ontario in the year 800.”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern USA North-East approximately on 1450.
Your profession was designer, engineering, craftsman.

*I seriously doubt that a woman in 1450 was an engineer? ....but, I could be wrong.”

“"I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Borneo approximately on 1175.
Your profession was handicraftsman, mechanic.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to develop kind attitude to people, to acquire gift of understanding and compassion.”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Tailand approximately on 1325.
Your profession was jeweler, watch-maker.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
There is the invisible connection between material and spiritual world. Your lesson -- to search, to find and to use this bridge.”

“I don't believe in reincarnation, its a load of H-S. I used to believe in reincarnation, but I was a gullible fool in that life.”

“I was a taste tester for Pringles in 1066. mmmmmmm.”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Filippines approximately on 700.
Your profession was builder of houses, temples, cathedrals.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.”

“I was a frog that lived in a log in a bog.”

“no, you was a frawg that lived in a lawg in a bawg.”

“There’s no such thing as reincarnation or past lives.

Think about it – there had to be a time when there were no people on Earth, right? So where did all these people come from? I'll tell you where - THE FUTURE. And how did they get here? Flying saucers... which are really... TIME MACHINES!”

“You've been watching the movie "Repo Man" haven't you, Mr.Marvin?

Spontaneous human combustion! Happens all the time...people just explode."”

“Eat your pudding already, sheesh! You know you want to.”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Romania approximately on 1875.
Your profession was map maker, astrologer, astronomer.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
It always seemed to you, that you perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson -- to trust your intuition as your best guide in present life.”

“I had no past life I have the one I have now....:)”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Turkey approximately on 1175.
Your profession was handicraftsman, mechanic.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find good teacher, spend a part of your time and energy on his wisdom.”

“Every time I read that, I CRACK UP! LMAO!”

“Guess the following explains my lifelong desire to travel to the Middle Kingdom (fulfilled!), all that bug collecting as a kid, and the anti-war activism in the late 60s:

Male born somewhere around South China approximately 1375.
Trainer, holder of fine animals, birds, insects. Revolutionary type ...inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. Could be a leader ... bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.

Oooh, I can just "think" it all away....yes, be gone oh evil radioactivity (and old food wrappers)!!!”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Alaska approximately on 825.
Your profession was handicraftsman, mechanic.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to that life to learn to care about weak and helpless.

And the survey says.....”

“...that you were born in march.”

“Here is mine:

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Central Afrika approximately on 1550.
Your profession was farmer, weaver, tailor.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to that life to learn to care about weak and helpless.”

“Hey, what is your birthday? You and I might have been the same person last lifetime.”

“Didn't it get kinda crowded...nevermind.”

“Yeah, I need to know who was the brains of the organism!”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern North China approximately on 1600.
Your profession was builder of roads, bridges, docks.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. Could be a leader.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all life difficulties with joyful heart. You should help others, bringing them spirit of joy.”

“I was the first person to move the stuff off the shelf before dusting!”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Izrael approximately on 1200.
Your profession was seaman, cook, carpenter.”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Greenland approximately on 650.
Your profession was web designer and bar bouncer.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of fast women and cheap booze. You could have seen your future lives flash in front of you on several critical occassions. Others perceived you as an drunken lout.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You fulfill your lesson by pulling wings from butterflies. You came to that life by tormenting the weak and helpless.”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Hungary approximately on 1775. Your profession was leader, major, captain.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your main lesson in present -- to develop magnanimity and feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to have only as many, as you may give back.”

“Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Austria approximately on 975.
Your profession was entertainer, musician, poet, temple-dancer.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those, who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.
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Now you remember?”

“Note to self: NEVER hike with gordon, though.”

“Balgair, You and I were the same person.”

“The puzzle -- in a short time, I will mark the 50th observance of being born on Ronald Reagan's birthday (oh, woe is me!).”

“Mata Hari, is that You?”

“I was a woman in my past life…I just didn’t know it because I was a lesbian.

Anyone here about the new Julie Andrews line of hiking boots? Yeah, when the uppers wear out they move onto the soles of another boot.”

“Ooh boy, I was a male temple dancer from upper Mongolia in 950!
This one is very silly.”

“Yeah, baby yeah!

waitminute....MALE!
DENIED!”

“Hey, you were female in yourlast life. It could still work! Role reversal can be fun! Honest!”

“Yes dear.”

“Balgair and Sass, you aren't going to believe this one, but I was you too. Amazing!”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Ireland approximately on 1525.
Your profession was seaman, dealer, businessman, broker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. Magician abilities, could be a servant of dark forces.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your problem -- to learn to love and to trust Universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, develop inner wisdom.”

“"Y'know,you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that
may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to."
--Grandpa Simpson”

“you were a semen dealer?

bizarre!”

“yyyeeeessss!! i knew someone would get that... :-D”

“no thanks. take your wares elsewhere.”

“okay, okay, for you, raddy--half-price! and i'll even throw in a free cup! mmmm...”

“I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Southern England approximately on 1175.
Your profession was librarian, priest, keeper of tribal relics.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to develop kind attitude to people, to acquire gift of understanding and compassion.”

“sheesh, you're one tough sell! i give in...a free straw too! that's my final offer, though...”

“Oh, that is so rank...”

“I wasn't going to say anything, Considering, but that little Klepto stole my damn incarnation!

"could be a servant of dark forces"... I'LL say!

You don't happen to share a birthday with Elvis Presly, do you??”