The HOLLOW Earth !

“On January 6, 1967, the satellite ESSA-3, in very high
polar orbit around the Earth, took a remarkable photograph,
from straight above the North Polar area, showing a huge
HOLE, about 1400 MILES in diameter, centered where the North
Pole should be!
The ESSA-7 satellite took an even better quality photo
of this HOLE on November 23, 1968.
Both photos were published in the book "Secret of the
Ages--UFO's From Inside the Earth", by Brinsley Le Poer
Trench, 1977.

In 1947, Admiral Richard E. Byrd flew an airplane 1700
miles into the North Polar ENTRANCE HOLE, where he saw
forests, lakes, and herds of LIVE MAMMOTHS! In 1956, he flew
2300 miles into the South Polar ENTRANCE HOLE and saw the
SAME kinds of things.

The book "THE HOLLOW EARTH", by Dr. Raymond Bernard,
Ph.D., quotes several statements made by Admiral Byrd before,
during, and after these expeditions, including:
"I'd like to see that land beyond the Pole. That area
beyond the Pole is the center of the great unknown.",
February 1947.
"On January 13, members of the United States expedition
accomplished a flight of 2700 miles from the base at McMurdo
Sound, which is 400 miles west of the South Pole, and
penetrated a land extent of 2300 miles beyond the Pole.",
January 13, 1956 radio transmission.
"The present expedition has opened a vast new land.",
March 13, 1956.
"...that enchanted continent in the sky, land of
everlasting mystery.", 1957.

In 1828, Jens and Olaf Jansen, a father and son team of
Norwegian fishermen, sailed their fishing boat into the North
Polar ENTRANCE HOLE, and spent two years living with the
friendly giants who live down there. Their experiences are
described in the book "The Smoky God", (referring to the
Earth's CENTRAL SUN), by Willis George Emerson, 1908,
reprinted in 1965 by Health Research, (a rare-book dealer,
publisher, and republisher), 8349 Lafayette St., P.O. Box 70,
Mokelumne Hill, CA 95245. Other editions of this book might
be available elsewhere.

The Earth is HOLLOW! Its hollow shell is about 1500
miles thick at the equator, and about 500 miles thick near
the polar ENTRANCE HOLES. The North Polar ENTRANCE HOLE is
about 1400 miles in diameter and centered close to the
Earth's axis of rotation, while the South Polar ENTRANCE HOLE
is slightly smaller, perhaps 1300 miles in diameter, and
somewhat off-center. The ENTRANCE HOLES are usually filled
up with some kind of fog. At the geometric center of the
Earth is a glowing ball of plasma, about 600 miles in
diameter, which serves as the CENTRAL SUN that warms and
illuminates the Earth's inner surface. The HOLLOW Earth's
shell also includes numerous HUGE ELECTRO-LUMINATED INHABITED
CAVERNS like the one described in Jules Verne's 1864 novel
"Journey to the Center of the Earth". (See also the book
"The Under-People", by Eric Norman, 1969.) These locations,
including the Earth's inner surface, are home to 25 MILLION
PEOPLE!

The "Laws" of physics and gravitation NOTWITHSTANDING,
People CAN and DO walk on the Earth's INNER surface, just as
easily as on the outer surface. They might weigh less down
there, but they are NOT weightless as orthodox physicists
think they would be. For one thing, the HOLLOW Earth's shell
is NEITHER uniformly thick NOR uniformly dense. In general,
geophysicists are MIS-INTERPRETING their seismic data.

For more information, answers to your questions, etc.,
please consult my CITED SOURCES.”

“Happiness is a warm gun.”

“I think someone has been abducted by aliens once too many.”

“Can I start citing the National Enquirer in scientific research articles? I'm sure the Kentucky Academy of Sciences will accept that as a reliable source. Aren't you?”

“Whadda' Fa'? Who is this guy?”

“It's funny that you should mention KENTUCKY! The Kentucky Mammouth Cave is one of the few natural tunnels to the center. Man-made tunnels include the ones found under the Great Pyramids and Area 51.

For a detailed map go to:

http://www.softcom.net/users/vtown/map.html

The ESSA-7 photograph can be viewed at:

http://www.think-aboutit.com/images/essa7.jpg”

“Art Bell has his own website! Post your acid trips there!”

“Would that be a pie hole?”

“Geez....And people think I'm wierd...sure...i make fun of the U.S. government an all...but I'm not THAT stupid...by the way...he should really fix that foil cap he's wearn' it's messin' with his head”

“In related news: satellites flown over Marvin's head reveal it to be actually hollow.”

“Duh, we all know about the place inside the earth. It was never that big a secret. I remember going ther as a kid.

But when the old earth was destryed in 1979 and they flew us all to the Earth's opposite that was in orbit exactly 180 from the original earth behind the sun, we found this earth didn't have a hollow inside. Gosh only the mentaly defective people werent told about the lack of an inner earth on this planet.”

“Pellucidar-
Old concept-watch out for the winged lizards-You know the ones who talk.”

“C'mon Sarge--

Carter and the other dumbocrats only TOLD people it was destroyed. The military used it as secret base for the captured UFO's from Roswell. Area 51 was concocted as a hoax to divert attention away from the truth.

The hollow Earth is now the secret hideout of Dick Cheney. All the missing chads from Florida are stored there also.”

“Repetez, s'il vous plait...”

“Don't you remember October Suprise? Regan was secretly in charge of the Government as early as 1977. That is why he was able to get a private SR-71 and fly to Iran and get the Ayatola to hold the hostages until after the election in 1980.

Besides, I know for a fact that there isn't really a Dick Cheney, not anymore anyway. He is an android. All that "heart problem" talk was a front to kill him off and replace him.

And as for Al Gore - with the beard doesn't he remind you a lot of William Ryker from STNG? He is really a visiting space traveler from the future that was trying to straighten out the time line that was inturupted by eccentric billionaire Ross Perot and his time traveling machine in an attempt to go back in time and win the 1992 ellection. Of course we don't remember him winning the election because Al Gore was successfull.

My god man! Can't you see it?”

“And...”

“Did the aliens forget to remove one of your probes? :->”

“Love the wav!”

“Ok, ok,,I am cured,,,,,just the thought that I might have one of these visions will cause me to give up tequila.”

“It is true....I am from the inner earth. I am 200 years old. The plasma that flows at the center of the earth acts like a fountain of youth. This is the first time in years that we have come up to the surface and let me be the first to tell you that you all should be ashamed. we are going to close the holes. Now that our secret is out we are going to quickly seal up the very life that we left behind millions of years ago. You are all doomed without out us, we have tamed your koas for the last time. You are now on you own to destroy yourselves. when you have killed each other off we will surface again but until then.........Hasta lasagna don't get any on ya”

“I'm kinda partial to the Marvin Mudflap.”

“I mean, the cover of Time is great and a Pulitzer would be a gas, but you know you've REALLY made it when you discover your likeness on a mudflap... you know, like that Chrome Chick.

In fact, she 'blazed the trail' (aHem) for an entirely new 'class' of celebrity. In fact, she was literally the stencil for Pamela Anderson and every bit as two-dimensional.”

“Odd, I just watched, "Journey to the center of the earth" starring the young Pat Boone, last week. Campy.”

“You sure the photo wasn't of Courtney Love's crotch?”

“Get serious...............................”