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Jump to Page << prev | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | next >> “Buddur - don't buy anything. don't return anything. just be bold and ask her out. worse thing that can happen is she says no...” 10:23:16 AM 12/21/01 “personally?.. I like tarabull's approach.. most girls like a guy who is not afraid to be honest and open. I think most girls find pickup lines to be offensive. The last line I used went something like this: "If I think of a really GREAT line to feed ya, think I could sit and talk to you for a while?"” 10:28:23 AM 12/21/01 “Your clothes are irritating me, will you please remove them?” 10:32:57 AM 12/21/01 Flattery works everytime “You're pretty. You have a pretty smile, eyes, hair, legs, body, whatever... But you have to say it sincerely and then follow it with 'but I love your mind'” 10:37:13 AM 12/21/01 Ask Biz--love advice FREE! “Buddur- A guy I know hooked up with a girl that lived in his apt. complex by writing her a cute note and putting it on her car (he wrote it on the back of his business card). She said she thought she knew who he was and was happy when she called and found out it was him. SOOOo, this chick could be having wild dreams about you, you never know Ü You should definetely talk to her a few times before writing her a note.” 10:45:07 AM 12/21/01 “is that a keg in yer pants? cuz i'd SHURE like to TAP dat A$$!” 11:08:16 AM 12/21/01 how bout this one? “hey...are those austronauts pants? cause youre ass is outta this world” 11:10:07 AM 12/21/01 “You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother - which is good, since I still live with her.” 11:11:20 AM 12/21/01 and my personal favorite..... “"have you seen my squirrl?"...” 11:11:35 AM 12/21/01 “When do you have to be back in heaven?” 11:24:10 AM 12/21/01 “Buddur, just go up to her, lick your eyebrows and then smile. She'll take it from there.” 11:24:48 AM 12/21/01 “LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Pay your friend $100 to yell 'HE'S HUNG LIKE A MULE!!' when you're talking to her” 11:27:05 AM 12/21/01 “Didn't we go to different schools together...?” 11:55:51 AM 12/21/01 “Excuse me. Do you want to #&%!$ or should I apologize?” 11:59:12 AM 12/21/01 “Hi, my name is _______. I like backpacking, wanna #&%!$?” 12:01:08 PM 12/21/01 “'HE'S HUNG LIKE A MULE!!' ...and hope her comeback isn't "Well, he's sure got the breath to match!"” 12:01:33 PM 12/21/01 This one is true! “My cardiologist just gave me viagra. I wonder if it works as good as they say!” 12:03:44 PM 12/21/01 ow “that hurt my stomach kleety” 12:04:06 PM 12/21/01 “Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.” 12:07:15 PM 12/21/01 From a woman: “I'm drunk.” 12:07:59 PM 12/21/01 “Wanna go get a burger and then @##K?...Whatsa matter...you don't LIKE hamburgers?” 12:08:42 PM 12/21/01 From a woman: “” 12:09:36 PM 12/21/01 “Would you like to dance or should I get lost again?” 12:10:02 PM 12/21/01 “You look like a hooker I knew in Hoboken.” 12:10:39 PM 12/21/01 From a drunk “I think I love you! What's your name?” 12:14:50 PM 12/21/01 “Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?” 12:15:39 PM 12/21/01 “The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.” 12:17:00 PM 12/21/01 LMAO! “Marvin, marry me!” 12:18:31 PM 12/21/01 “You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.” 12:24:03 PM 12/21/01 “Hey! Nice Burkha!!! Aske your brother if I can have you for two oxen and a sheep.” 12:28:41 PM 12/21/01 “Is it that cold in here or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?” 12:32:56 PM 12/21/01 “Violin is the king!” 12:40:28 PM 12/21/01 Pick Up Lines Over the Decades “70's hey babeeee, what's your sign? 80's omigawd! I love big hair. Let's do the wild THANG. 90's...” 12:47:22 PM 12/21/01 “Hi. I'm Town Dawg. I'm from Tennessee. ...and your ten I see.” 12:58:01 PM 12/21/01 “90s - let's git bizzy, yo!” 12:58:18 PM 12/21/01 For backpackers: “Wow! You really stink! Wanna take a shower together?” 1:01:03 PM 12/21/01 “violin: that last one works really good on the trail.. I will admit to that one.” 1:02:19 PM 12/21/01 “Hey baby, wanna see my dragonfly really heats up??” 1:03:56 PM 12/21/01 “"ten i see"!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! unfortunately for towndog, this will never get old.... kinda like his girlfriends.” 1:05:03 PM 12/21/01 This one sounds kinda lame to me.. “Carrying 35 pounds on my back all day?.. Naw, that's nothing girl. I have great endurance. Maybe we can spend some time together so I can show ya?” 1:07:06 PM 12/21/01 “you guys are so bad.. but hey.. its good to know that I can be the source of some laughs.. but 10?.. naw.. I draw the line at 13.” 1:10:41 PM 12/21/01 “I have a friend who humps his pack all day,,,I would rather spend time humpin' you.” 1:11:19 PM 12/21/01 13 “LMAO @ TownDawg!!!” 1:24:04 PM 12/21/01 “Wanna play Doctor? I have a built in thermometer!” 1:26:01 PM 12/21/01 “Wanna play Doctor? I have a built in tongue depressor.” 1:27:13 PM 12/21/01 one more from the dawg -- “wow.. really?.. you could pass for 19 for sure!” 1:51:42 PM 12/21/01 LOSERS HER BUY GIRLS BEER “LOL. None of yall are even single!!!! solly..Just because a girl is hot and you buy her a beer does not mean you score.” 2:11:07 PM 12/21/01 no, it doesn't work “When I drove a Volkswagen van in highschool.. heard this one about a million times: Can I see the inside of your Bus?” 2:14:22 PM 12/21/01 “YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD, SPREAD 'EM!” 4:20:27 PM 12/21/01 “I guess 15 is over the hill? Hmmm... I heard a rumor that the Microbus is going to make a comeback, all tricked-out for the 21st Century and all.” 4:43:53 PM 12/21/01
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