Pickup Lines

“Towndawg - Do they sell condoms at her store? If so, buy about a hundred in Xtra Large size. Then return them to her counter... "because they're a little too small"

That oughta do it”

“Sorry that was for Buddur”

“just read through this thread, Im crakin up...last line I used was "I'm going camping this weekend, would you like to go"...she said yes. great weekend...memories, like the colors of my mind, misty watered colored memories............I keep holding on for yesterday.”

“You know guys, Briar Rabbit has you all beat on this one...I think I love him. LOLOL”

“You been set up with the "Aw Shucks/Honesty" line, LOLOLOLOL...

Actually, as the instigator of this experiment, I have determined that the Kewpie Doll Goes To... kleetn!

Can anyone tell my why?”

“I like hot wet kisses that last all night
old sappy movies that turn out right
all of the beauty that is in a woman and those hidden charms
but, tonight I want nothing more than to spend time in your arms”

“Does it have something to do with this?

"I got a case of beer, a pickup truck, and absolutely no morals. Got any ideas?"
kleetn
09:39:07 AM
12/21/01


I thought the theme was 'pickup' lines not pick-up lines and therefore required the presence of a truck.”

“You Are Correct, Madame.

It was the Truck I was talking about, LOLOLOLOL! I don't know HOW these folks managed to go off that other tangent.”

“Biz, I'm single. You've a great rack and a nice butt...BTW, I luv your mind also (said sincerely). heh heh”

“Second Prize goes to Stanlee, LOL”

“I don't mind losing. I received six dates after my second entry.”

“You know,your mom really liked when I rubbed her right there...
Your sister liked it better.”

“You guys are horrible!!! AH!”

“Do I make you Horrrrrny?”

“Thats the kind of TT'ing I like down en dirty....LOL...:)”

“Can I play connect the dots with my tongue?”

“Hey JOSH MAN that is a good one......:)”

“Gotta love them palomino gals.”

“"Hey Skullcap I checked out some of your pictures at webshots and if I must say you are one good looking girl........:)Are you single?.........:)The one with the bear that is cool......

As far as my trip goes nayone can come with......The more the merry.....

Mike"
iluvbackpacking
10:16:16 AM
12/23/01


Just razzin' ya iluv. Thank you, and yes I am single.”

“Cool.......:)”

“scully an iluv sittin in a tree...”

“She is cute....:)

LOL JOSH MAN.......:)”

“True.”

“Hey baby, do you wash your pants in Windex....cause I can see myself in them.

Do you work for UPS....I see you keep eyeing my package.”

“Birch good one....”

“don't encourage him!”

“Rad, I think you must work for UPS...”

“damn, busted.”

“A body built for speed, or for getting down and dirty, long flowing curves, a rearend you could chip a tooth on and the whole package screaming out ride me hard and and be blown away by it all..... Love all bright and new, can we build one for you? Those are some pickup lines!LOL”

“Big Foot LOL......:)”

“any new ones to add?


My fav is
"your as hot as the sun"”

“You done with that?”

“I'v heard of women asking guys this pick up line

"That's a nice trekking pole you got there"”

“Nice belly button! Mind if I touch it?? ........From the inside.”

“You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.”

“Newgirl should be on this thread any second, Ped!”

“Inheriting 200 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a bad heart.”

“The one I usually use is:

"I want you to have my children."



"If you have a minute, you can get them right nor - I've got them in the car."”

“Naw this ain't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank baby for my love machine!”

“"Didn't we go to different schools together?"”

“Wanna go out for a burger and hot sex?(SLAP!)...whatsa matter, you don't LIKE hamburgers?”

“lol ped!”

“a good friend of mine has told me he point blank asks for sex from every woman he meets..."99 out of a hundred slap me silly...the 100th rocks my world" he said...”

“Pick-Up Lines Worthy of Beavis and Butthead

Uh, hey baby.

Uh, do you like come here often,
huh huh. I said "come."

You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.

Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.

Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.

What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..

Would you like carry my books for me?.

If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?.

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..

My lips are registered weapons.

I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?

If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..

If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine..

If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..

Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.

You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..

Uh,...what?

Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?”

“lmao mapleleaf..you are full of it today”

“Super Troll:

There was an article years ago in an "alternative paper" where a guy would did what your friend did. He claimed by asking for directions to some place and asking for sex a minute later he got up to 10% Walking around in a busy neighborhood in town, it always took him less than 1/2 hour.... but that was in a college town (I've got no idea what he looked like)”

“BAD PICK-UP LINES





'Why don't you step out of those wet
clothes and into a dry martini?'
•Robert Charles Benchley





"I heard milk does a body
good, but damn girl, how
much you been drinking?"





(lick her sleeve) Well we better
get you out of those wet clothes!





Are you a parking ticket? Cause you
got FINE written all over you!





Are you wearing lipstick?
Well, mind if I taste it?





Could you please step away from the bar?
You're melting all the ice.





Do you believe in love at first sight
or should I drive by again?





Do you have a quarter?
My mom told me to call
her when I fell in love.





Do you sleep on your stomach?
No? Can I?





Get your coat girl,
you've scored!





Go up to the girl of your dreams,
give her a single rose and say,
"I just wanted to show this
rose what true beauty is."





Hey, you want to go out
for pizza and some sex? What,
you don't like pizza?





I'd buy you a drink,
but I'd be jealous of the straw





I'm new in town, could I
have directions to your house?





I lost my phone number,
can I borrow yours?





I lost my teddy bear,
can I sleep with you instead?





If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.





If I were bread, would
you be my butter?





If I were God, all of my
angels would look like you!





Is it hot in here,
or is it just you?





One of us is thinking
about sex...
Okay, it's me.





Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer.





Should I break it to your friend
that she's going home alone?





Stick with me baby and I'll buy you
rocks as big as diamonds.





That outfit looks great on you.
It would look even better rolled up
in a ball on my bedroom floor.





Whoops! Sorry,
I thought that was
a braille name tag.





Wink. I'll do the rest.





You have a beautiful body.
Will you hold that against me?





My name's not Elmo but you
can tickle me anytime.”

“smily girl, dont you dare fall for this one!

My name's not Elmo but you
can tickle me anytime”

“WHAT? LMAO!”

“Thanks Mapleleaf, I'll write a few of those on my sleeve, the next time I go into a bar.”