Pickup Lines

“That is because what they really hear is "I'm a serial killer who is pretending to be chivalrous in order to fool you into putting yourself in my clutches""
LyndyS
09:49:52 AM
02/05/03

See, there you go. Women wouldn't know sincerity if it jumped out at them from a commercial on the Lifetime channel.”

“Well I haven't met Mr. Buddha Bear, but I can tell from his trail talk persona that this man just screams "SINCERITY!!!"


BOL, heeheehee”

“You're hotter than a pocket rocket set to full power!”

“My all time fav.

"Why don't we get drunk and screw!"

Jimmy B.




wow, i'm psychic. i was just wondering when we were getting more fresh meat."
lyra
09:43:42 AM
02/05/03

umm why are you looking for fresh meat??? hhhmmmmm”

“Good one, LyndyS !!”

“Lyndy,

I respect someone like you who speaks their mind, is cautious in who they trust, and knows how to use diplomacy when interacting with others. One day, I may have the pleasure of meeting you, and until then, I will have to learn to accept your initial of opinion of me; the consumate bachelor, on the prowl who enjoys hiking and making a complete fool of himself.

Good day young lady.

Sincerely,

Buddha S. Bear

BTW - The S is for sincereity.”

“yes, it's true, i started on here a few weeks ago under another name, however, i just didn't just lose my password, i lost my whole screen name apparently...i'm such a computer pro 8)
as for your line buddha, when we wmen hear that we figure it's just the PC way of men asking us the things they really want to say, like "hey, nice shoes...
wanna f*$&?"”

“No, really, with nice guys the friendship is more important than the sex at first, and then they both become just as important.

At least that is what Chili told me.”

“Was this before or after he put on the horns?”

“Dear Mr. Buddha S. Bear,

You were right on target in everything that you said except the part about making a complete fool of yourself. I see someone who is comfortable having fun and making people laugh.

Sincerely,

Ms. Lyndy S. (doesn't really stand for sincere)”

“and you believed him?


TSK TSK TSK”

“hmmm, "nice guys" eh?...i remember hearing something about them
once 8)”

“"No, really, with nice guys the friendship is more important than the sex at first, and then they both become just as important.

At least that is what Chili told me."
Buddha Bear
10:12:06 AM
02/05/03

"Was this before or after he put on the horns?"
bitpusher
10:18:14 AM
02/05/03

I would have to say it was before I put on the horns,,,,I was somewhat incoherent afterwards.”

“Damn horns....make you incoherent every time...

Which reminds me of a joke....


An incandescent light bulb walks up to a laser in a bar, and starts to talk to the laser, but the laser can't understand him. The light bulb repeats his statement, but the laser still can't make it out. The light bulb tries again, and finally the laser says, "I'm sorry, you're incoherent, I can't understand you!"

lol....I crack me up...”

“what was your previous name, turtle13??

and i have no clue what you're talking about, Maple.
;-P”

“This thread should have a subtitle" "As banned by bp2go"”

“If I take you to my hous will you help me eet kittykitty doodoos and mewl doodoos?
(mewl doodoos are perty good. Gissmo eets mewl doodoos alots and get reeeeeel stinky. Ummm! STINKY! Kittykitty doodoos are jus regler snaks)”

“Ok sarabelle darling, thats enough sharing for today.


j/k!”

“nia13 lyra, i've only been on for a few weeks...”

“My buddy plays the strat in a rock 'n roll band!”

“I can get you PennsyHiker's autograph.

Normally I don't name drop like that, but if you use Pennsy'd name, it's pure gold with the ladies, almost like JFK Jr.”

“Geo:
that would make a great thread title... Banned on Backpacker”

“Hey, nice shoes....”

“According to a survey done a few years ago (I don't remember the source), the number one pick-up line is simply: "Hello"

I still remember the first thing I said to my wife in 1971 in the Purdue Student Union. She sat down next to me while I was reading a Marketing case about "Gaines Burgers". I blurted out, "Did you know the average weight of a dog is 24 pounds?"

Her answer: "No."

(I wonder what Sarabelle would have said?)”

“I suspect Sarabelle would have said you stink preety nice!”

“Either that or "did ya remember to sniff her steeky butt?"

Ya I do know about the nice guy reaction... seems nowdays if you ask a girl to dance they translate it as "can I have a blow." And of course dinner translates to "Lets eat before I rape you".

I had one incident a while ago where I sent an obvious man hater a drink just to see how she would react. After the bartender gave it she trotted over and told me the last thing she wanted was a drink from some male pig and dumped it in my lap...so....after the laghter died a bit I told the bartender that the "lady" had spilled her drink , get her a new one. Talk about mad! she stomped out of there like I had insulted her entire family... well worth a wet lap and a few bucks...funny thing tho... she never seemed quite so mean to guys after that....”

“"You are the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on, would you do me the honor of dining with me tonight"
-Buddha S Bear

The problem w/ this and other similar lines is that nine times out of ten, the person saying the line, while somewhat sincere, is likely laying it on a little thick... prolly too thick. When a man is sincere, we can usually tell. When they're blowing it up a little, well, we can usually tell that, too.

sarabelle - LOL

Phil - so, did you ask her out after talking about the avg weight of a dog, or did it take weeks of letting her get to know you before she'd agree to a date. too funny!

BB - the autograph line would work w/ Walkindude, too! Keep that in mind.

I had an 18 year old try to pick me up a few years ago. He said... "Do you think it's fate that we're both at the same bar tonight?" UGH. As if! lol”

“Hey, I was 28, not 18!”

“Phil.... Inspired by your line, I went directly to the bar around the corner and tried it out three times... I didn't get anywhere. Please help. What was the follow-up!”

“BB - LOL!
What were you doing in a bar in Ann Arbor? You hate U of M!”

“Hey, nice shoes...."
Tilt
10:36:17 PM
02/05/03


yes Tilt, i bet that really knocks them out of their shoes.”

“what, Tara, you don't believe in fate? LMAO!

i got set up on a blind date a while ago...this guy apologized for sounding so stuffy (like he had a cold) and proceeded to tell me all about his sinus problems, and sinus surgeries he's had....what a turn on!”

“Woooooooo Hoooooooooo!!!


Hey, Maple, I was just following up on Someone Else's suggestion, LOL....”

“you gotta finish it tilt...
if a girl goes for that one though, you might not want to take her up on it :p
i'm on the road more often than not for my job (alone), you can imagine some of the things i've heard...and gestures...oh yeah, and signs even...my secretary keeps telling me to write these things down...hmmm...”

“oh wow, smiley girl. i take it he's your boyfriend now, huh?
:-D

grrrrooooosssss!!”

“I got set up on a blind date once in college with a girl my friend said was a "beauty queen". It turns out she was the "Webster County Beef Queen". She was nice and all, just "beefy".”

“LOL! man, i'm glad i've never gone on a blind date.”

“One of my wife's friends answered a personal ad. The guy said he liked horeseback riding, hiking and all sorts of outdoor sports. When he showed up he was in a wheelchair! (No it wasn't Chrsitopher Reeve)”

“oh, good lord!! :-D
personal ads sure are fun to read, though...”

“I just read some the other day. The Gay White Women really sounded fun to hang out with. They were all looking for someone to run, hike, ski, drink beer or lift weights with!”

“LOL aero, that's the problem, the only people you can find to do those things with is gay women, what about straight men? around here , they definately got the drink beer thing down, but that's about it :)”

“2 of my favorites, yes this is a first hand account:

#1) If you let me buy you a drink, I'll lick your boot. And he did lick the boot.

#2) Won't you come home with me, I've got my own room. Guy in his 30's.

I hope not to offend anyone here, but both got NO THANK YOU!”

“What were you doing in a bar in Ann Arbor? You hate U of M!"
tarabull
08:06:56 AM
02/06/03

I was urinating, and purposely missing the toilet.

Turtle, you went to BGSU? Hmmmmm, I can see Rocket v. Falcon gear bets in the future.”

“why do men read the want ads for gay woman??”

“yeah buddha, i did, just for my first year tho...as for bets? you'll have to do more than win a bet to get my gear away from me...wanna wrestle? j/k, but yes i did hear that one too :)”

“If I said you had acute dystonia, would you hold it against me?”

“Lo. It could be infective!”

“dystonia - a postural disorder caused by a disease of the basal ganglia in the brain. There is spasm in the muscles of the shoulders, neck, and trunk. The arm is often held in a rotated position and the head is drawn back and to one side.”

“If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?!?”

“my body is a wonderland, wanna be alice?”