Pickup Lines

“Hey -- I thought it was a new dance move!”

“LMAO @ WK!! that's hilarious. i hate that song, it makes me want to retch.”

“Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?”

“All you ever needed to know about pickup lines is right here.”

“I wish I could remember the line I used the only time I ever picked up a woman in a bar. It was on the order of "Hi, what's your name?" or "Hi, anybody else sitting with you?" Most of the details of the actual pickup are lost to the mists of time.”

“I've only used very straightforward lines involving.........stuff.”

“Kinda like...

Hey baby, let's screw.”

“I be a poet.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like Spaghetti
Lets go #&%!$”

“OH MY GOD!

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.”

“More like the earmuffs, WK.

But generally still more to the point.”

“Find a girl smoking

"hey Babe, suck on this it won't cause cancer"”

“But it still may cause death!”

“you're all a bunch of hussies and strumpets!”

“BS Bearmagnet, it only gets that big in your mind, anyway you are not supposed to choke her with it.”

“Thanks for the.......uh........pointer, manuka.

And where the hell are these hussies and strumpets Lyra's talking about?”

“monkeying about I suppose”

“I prefer the appellation "manwhore".”

“YOU GUYS are the hussies & strumpets!

"manwhore," i like it.”

“I don't charge.”

“"manslut"?”

“better but maybe to sleezy?

How about Mantoy, batteries included?”

“bearmagnet may be working on a new line there....


"Hi, I'm the live version of BOB.”

“"Manharlot"?”

“You don't need a pick up line. All you need to do is go to the park on a saturday with my new puppy.



Make sure you bring a stick to beat the ugly ones back. ;)”

“Damn I need a puppy! Can I trade them in when they become none puppies?

Another time my friend was a nanny to the most adorable little girl with the sweetest disposition. I took that child to the park every chance I got, sans nanny! Do I have to explain what happens to women who see a young single male with a laughing child in a stroller?

Those were good times!”

“New line:

"let me be your toy, my batteries never die"?”

“Hell, a new business venture......



"Puppy rentals"”

“or an old business venture

Pu$$y rentals”

“The ferret is a chick magnet.... but they're all 8 years old!!”

“You don't need any lines if you can lick your eyebrows.”

“True Dat.”

“If I take yoga will I be able to lick my eyebrows?

They have dog rentals in Japan I believe for that very thing. And because no one has room in tokyo to house pets!”

“Like the joke where a guy sees a dog licking its balls.

"I wish I could do that" he says.

"Go ahead" says the owner, "the dog doesn't bite"”

“Nice one manuka!”

“True story -

My wife and her friend from work went to a bachlorette party with some other friends from work. The other were all getting hit on something fierce. My wifes friend goes to the john, and as she's walking out, this guy comes up to her and sez:

Are you as easy as you look?


She couldnt say anything back. I said next time (yea, right), she should say:

Is your d!ck as small as your brain?”

“Nah, she should make an obvious pretense of sniffing the air.

And then say loudly while pointing at him with an expression of disgust.

"Oh Gross, did you just sh1t yourself or something!!"”

“I was dancing with a drunk guy and he started rubbing my butt and later when he sobered up and we talked about it, he said "realy...I was blind and reading braille"”

“Hey!

What goes on on the trail, stays on the trail!”

“Nigal you gotta come over and see my sore big toe I got on the river this weekend-it's really big and so pretty.”
Ohio Wolfsister
7:53:48 PM
8/08/05


that is the best pick up line i have ever heard.


did it work??”