Pickup Lines

“smily girl can you email me please?




see boys, this is how its done!


but really please email me.”

“Check yer e-mail, maple!”

“Those are AWFUL

LOL!!



Perineal Favorite and Still Champeeeen...

"Hush up baby and get in the truck."”

“wow how did you do that?

what no name?”

“The most pathetic line I got in a NY bar was, "I make 28,000. a year".

The guy just moved from the country, and thought $28,000. was impressive. Yeah, maybe by country standards.”

“wanna come checkout my latex wallpaper in my bedroom.

Hey darlin, wanna sleep in my $3000.00 bed.”

“It did it again!

I don't what the deal is with that, Maple. I think I have a cookie problem.”

“Esquire says the only pick up line acceptable once you turn thirty is: Hi, my name is _______; what's yours?”

“Hmmm... did Tilt loose his cookies?

BTW: "Perineal Favorite and Still Champeeeen...

Nice pun!”

“Let's see what that crazy cookie does this time.

Who was the standup that did that bit... ? There was a Girl Scout coming up the front stairs just as he was rushing out the door to work... He landed on the Girl Scout and broke her cookies... Norm Crosby! (that's a blast from the past, I'll wager)


Ah, Yes... 'of or relating to the perineum'... What was that joke about 'picking up' someone like a 6-pack? (see? it was even worse than you probably thought)”

“SANTA'S PICK-UP LINES



* Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?

* Care to see my twelve inch elf?

* I've got something special in the sack just for you!

* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

* I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

* Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....

* Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it...)

* I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do you?

* Screw the "nice" list. I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!

* Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?

* I put the 'scroo' in 'scrooge!

* I've got something you can hang a wreath on!

* One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer!

* That is NO candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you.

* Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.

* I got your stocking stuffer right here!

* Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!”

“boy do we have class or what?”

“The 'Roger Ebert' of trail talk moderators gave you a thumbs down, eh Babe?”

“LOL, yes but this was some very funny stuff. oh well there loss...”

“hell with him if he can't take a joke. See Kids are getting soft thread for new entry...”

“I'm becoming more of a fan of come-backs to come-backs of failed pick-up lines

"Would you like to dance?", "NO", "I said, You look FAT in those PANTS!"”

“Me: "Would you like to dance?"
She: "No."
Me: "That's OK. I probably couldn't find anybody to dance with you anyway."”

“"Ma pickup's dirtier 'n yourn'"”

“LOl pathman!!”

“"boy do we have class or what?"
mapleleaf
03:18:15 PM
02/04/03

A whole doublewide full of class.”

“Hey you sexy thing do you want to go backpacking?


8)”

“I hope you weren't talking to me. ;)”

“NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST GIRLS!!!!!

8)”

“he didn't mean you Stomper... that would have been CrazyMikeAsspacks, and does anyone wanna start that madness again?”

“Sorry Crazy Mike, I just don't like you "that way". Ha Ha.”

“"Hush up baby and get in the truck..."


That still cracks me up.”

“Is that a hiking pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Niiiieeece tooth”

“SHE; do these pants make me look fat?


ME; no , you look fat all by yourself.....”

“nooooooooooooooooooo comment.


As to that other... "Hush up baby and get in the sport utility vehicle" just isn't the same, Ya Know?”

“I've got a lot of class!
It's all 3rd....but I got a lot of it!”

“Yo babe...d'you mind if I pick you up?”

“lol you funny guys, you”

“Me: If I smell yer stinky butt will you get me a kwikky likky?

Some nother dog: Prolly.”

“Maple... yer potty mouth and yer exuberance are much appreciated here... and the fact that all the filth you throw up on this board tends to stick is one of many reasons its much more fun over here.

I gotta say, I am glad there are different backpacking boards with different personalities. I'm glad the other place is different than it is here. I've got 18 posts on the other side and that includes the TT related threads... I think I've done way more than that in a day here.”

“ped, you're such a message board slut!”

“wanna smoke a doobie? works very well”

“What's up with...

The doublewide crack...we are offended! Doublewides are for those high falooting types, not for hard working men like us!

The nice tooth comment...we are offended! We lost that tooth nigh on 2 planting seasons back, and miss it something fierce!

Making fun of our pickups..UNACCEPTABLE!...we are offended!

And we like our woman like we like our chicken, with a lil bit of fat on the end...not too much and not too little, enough to make me grin!!!!!”

“*dies laughing at sarabelle*...now that sounds like a line i could use!!!!

Wanna go back to my place and play war...i'll lie down and you blow the hell outta me!!”

“if i tell you that you have an awesome body, will you hold it against me?”

“how about:
"Hey, why don't we go find a nice quiet place and liven it up a little"

or the classic:
"Think girth of a tuna can..."”

“deathmarch...tuna can my @$$...i heard you'd be like a toothpick in a pencil sharpener!!...lmao”

“yea, if the pencil sharpener was the size of a grain elevator....”

“lmao! shush baby and come get in my truck...i actually got that one one fine day down in alabamy 8)”

“wow, i'm psychic. i was just wondering when we were getting more fresh meat.”

“I'm confused. Wasn't turtle13 someone else but then they lost their password? Fairly new, but not quite fresh?”

“Want to get a pizza, go back to my place and screw, errrrrr, don't you like pizza?”

“You are the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on, would you do me the honor of dining with me tonight.

Never works - women say they like chivalry, but balk when it comes around.”

“That is because what they really hear is "I'm a serial killer who is pretending to be chivalrous in order to fool you into putting yourself in my clutches"”

“oh! is that true, turtle13?”