ELVIS SHOT JFK!

“Fact: Richard Nixon wanted JFK 'out of the way' so that Nixon could be elected president in 1968.

Fact: FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover wanted JFK killed because Hoover was in love with a Marilyn Monroe impersonator who Hoover thought was having an affair with JFK.

Fact: Elvis Aaron Presley was a patsy of J. Edgar Hoover who would 'do anything' to get America back on the 'right path to glory'.

Fact: Elvis Aaron Presley had almost hypnotic control over the president of his Dallas area fan club. The head of his fan club, one Lee Harvey Oswald.


All four met in the Oswald home at 214 West Neely Street in late October 1963. At this meeting, over fried banana sandwiches, they plotted the heinous crime.

Of course we all know what happened on that fateful November day in Dallas and how Oswald "took the fall."

The three remaining co-conspirators met again in April of 1969 in the Oval Office of the White House. A recently uncovered Official White House photo shows Nixon congratulating Elvis on a job well done. It doesn't take a master detective to uncover the evidence this photo supplies us! Too see this photo go to: http://www.mixedup.com/elvis-nixon_hj85b_hj70.jpg

More Facts:

Lee Harvey Oswald was killed by Jack Ruby. Oswald was buried clutching his "Blue Hawaii" Elvis photo.

Elvis Aaron Presley died of a heart attack at his home Graceland. It was ruled a death of natural causes, but I'm not so sure.


Coincidence?:

John Fitzgerald Kennedy has three names.
Elvis Aron Presley also has three names.

Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
Lincoln was the name of the President during the Civil War.
During the Civil War, there were Colonels.
'The Colonel' was the nick-name of Elvis's manager, Tom Parker.

Kennedy was born in 1917, and died in 1963.
Elvis was born in 1935, and died in 1977.

Kennedy approved the 'Bay of Pigs' invasion.
Elvis LOVED bacon.

Kennedy was 'The President'.
Elvis was 'The King'.

Kennedy died in DALLAS.
Elvis died on the TOILET.


IT'S TIME THE GOVERNMENT AND GRACELAND COME CLEAN AND REVEAL THE TRUTH.

SPREAD THE WORD!”

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Think about it!”

“They killed Kenny? Those bastards!”

“Given: G-d is Love.
Given: Love is blind.

Therefore, Ray Charles is G-d.

QED.”

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