Where the Hell are all these newbies com in' from?

“I have the TT patch but I don't have a TT shirt. I think it would be cool to have just a simple logo, nothing fancy, printed on a wicking shirt. It'd be nice. Then Matt could sell them at Latta Outdoors with a secret code so newbies couldn't get the official version but a look a like (cotton, eheh) ;-)”

“Hey I wanna get/buy whats available...where do I find them?”

“First you have to pay the

NEWBIE REGISTRATION FEE.

Please send check or money order to;

Capn Bobo.”

“Shirts are long gone and I know only 100 patches were printed so I don't know if any are left. I've been thinking of a good saying to put on a sticker for quite awhile.

”

“I made the T's way bigger but haven't updated the web version.”

“Dub that would be an awesome patch!”

“I designed it to be one of those Oval stickers. I would to put a funnier logo on it.”

“put some hikers and their gear in the jello...put green slashes of jellow outside the bowl”

“you could set a big fat troll in the jello with a toothless grin and his gear around the bottom of the bowl”

“Hmmm...now those are some ideas.”

“I could draw one up for you if you'd like.”

“If you want the PSD file you can have it. I'm not very good at photoshop, I was just playing around with it for a good sticker idea.”

“That's excellllllent, Dud! I want one for my car!”

“er, Dub”

“i doubt you're getting one now, Aero. HA! ;-)”

“A troll backpacking? that would be easy to draw and put into Photoshop or Illustrator.”

“LOL, I might have to work on it a bit and see what Rox can do with it too.”

“...I vote for that..plus a big fat troll with a toothless grin..lol

Capn....its all I can do to pay for gas down here...:D”

“I was thinking that a better slogan might be "Jump in the pool"”

“I'll just print this one and tape it on the back window--that would be cooler, anyway!”

“I like jump in the pool, just need to work on the image.”

“...good idea....ghetto stickers..LOL..now wheres my duct tape.”

“Hey dub email it to clem35yeah@yahoo.com
I will work on it this weekend.”

“OH, that's a good one, Tilt!!”

“Where do we buy the buttons?”

“I'm just wondering what Dub told all these people to cause this mass exodus ---”

“Yeah -- who really coined that phrase anyway? Will they be expecting a royalty or something? <G>”

“Good Gawd, not the T-shirt thing again!

Lemme tell y'all the real reason I ignored everyones t-shirt ideas and did my own.

Your ideas sucked.”

“Very good tilt!”

“I expect 20% of the profits, Tilt!”

“Ummm, Newbieville?”

“Are you shallow humanbackpack?
Why can't everyone work together for a great idea?”

“If you expect any kickbacks, I gotta see some proof, LOL”

“no kickback”

“That might be your label but I call it experience.
Sure they can but usually these things simply go in circles and produce air.”

“At the BP site they are complaining about how dead it there....I suppose it could be because they are all over here....”

“LOL, shhhh mtnsteve, we don't want the ones that discuss their toenail color to come here.”

“Its not kicking in here either.”

“I think they followed me over from backpacker.com”

“did tilt not do the 12 step thing?”

“12 step thing?”

“2 step or 12 step?

I've only done the 2 step once and I was 2 sheets to the wind on Lone Star Long Necks, wearing Nocona's.”

“I don't be knowin' nothin' 'bout no 12-steppers, 'cept the slime fom the video, donchaknow.

What I wanna know is... Is TrailTalk a Cult??




We've been locked here for six days in a motel room
With the blinds drawn
And the lights on
No TV and no phone
My brain is numb and my stomach's sore
From cigarettes and coffee
It's never taken me this long before
Poppa's gonna owe me a big bonus
When he hired me to abduct you
He didn't tell me you were this far gone
That you were so well programmed

The mindless words you are repeating:
"We are the light of a beautiful world
Logical thoughts are self defeating,
We are the light of a beautiful world"

It was easy to get you away from the airport
But that's the only thing that's gone right
Those people that you call your brothers and sisters
They're not really your family
Are they?

The mindless words you are repeating:
"We are the light of a beautiful world
Logical thoughts are self defeating,
We are the light of a beautiful world"

I had you figured as a two day breakdown
But as this drags on on on
I'm beginning to doubt my own training
I'm afraid that maybe this time
I've met my master

The mindless words you are repeating:
"We are the light of a beautiful world
Logical thoughts are self defeating,
We are the light of a beautiful world"


"The Deprogrammer"
Gunnar Madsen and Richard Greene
"The Bobs"(1983)
”

“Hmmmm... Matt isn't listed on the Guru Rating Service....

I can't understand such a glaring oversight.”